IMFL or “Indian Made Foreign Liquor” should be reclassified as “Indian made liquor” or something similar after an investigation found that foreigners could not recognize most domestically produced alcohol. A distinguished panel, assembled by Faking News after visiting a few Paharganj guesthouses, was given numerous “Indian made foreign liquors” to identify. However, many did not recognize what each liquor was “meant to be”.
May 31, 2011 | Filed under
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The so-called “mardo waali cream” might soon be out of business as it’s no longer deemed effective. The fairness cream for men has failed to impress the youth after cricketers Chris Gayle and Lasith Malinga, both with dark skin color, proved to be the best cricketers in the fourth season of IPL, with Gayle winning the “orange cap” and Malinga bagging the “purple cap”.
May 30, 2011 | Filed under
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With a depleted team traveling to West Indies and a threat of low television ratings looming large due to too much of cricket of late, BCCI has decided to use substitute cricketers who look like popular Indian cricketers in their physical appearance and who can bat and bowl a bit. These substitutes would join the team in West Indies to fill in the void created by the absence of some of the senior players.
May 29, 2011 | Filed under
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Tihar Jail Prisoner Welfare Committee has received an email request from Speak Asia Online Private Limited for encouraging prisoners to sign-up for their online surveys. The mail carries an interesting proposal where scam tainted leaders lodged in Tihar would be given free primary membership. The leaders will then encourage others to sign up for the surveys, thus improving their own chances of earning huge commissions.
May 28, 2011 | Filed under
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Lifestyle and pornographic websites have begun replacing “filtered” words like “sex” with innocent words to stop their sites being blocked by office IT administrators. This was done after website administrators realized that they were losing a lot of potential traffic to some news and current affairs websites like timesofindia.com and rediff.com. Post the changes, many websites are experiencing increased hits and employees claim increased productivity.
May 27, 2011 | Filed under
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Impressed with India’s performance on getting vital details like choice of biryani and books terror accused Ajmal Amir Kasab prefers, US intelligence agencies too are keen to spend some money on getting similar details from David Coleman Headley and Tahawwur Hussain Rana, currently under trial for involvement in suspected terror activities.CIA has asked Obama administration to sanction at least 10 million USD on a similar project.
May 26, 2011 | Filed under
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After terror accused David Headley termed Shiv Sena as a terrorist organization and revealed that ISI wanted to kill its leader Bal Thackeray, FBI has launched an investigation into these claims. According to sources, FBI has been able to locate the “walled mansion” of Bal Thackeray in Mumbai and given its report to the US President Barack Obama, who has asked the intelligence bureau to “relax”.
May 25, 2011 | Filed under
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After union environment minister Jairam Ramesh claimed that the faculty at IITs and IIMs were not world-class, senior Congress leader Digvijay Singh has begged to differ a little. The former Madhya Pradesh CM has claimed that while the first six IIMs were not be world-class yet, the seventh IIM at Shillong, named after Rajiv Gandhi, was definitely world-class because it was named so.
May 24, 2011 | Filed under
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India is all set to witness its own real life version of the Prison Break. DMK head Karunanidhi will do a Scofield to help his daughter Kanimozhi escape from the Tihar Jail. In the television version, Scofield rescues his brother out of a prison by staging a bank robbery and getting himself arrested and sent to the same prison where his brother has been held until execution on false charges.
May 23, 2011 | Filed under
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Realizing the fact that the relationship with DMK started to turn bitter the moment Kapil Sibal became the telecom minister replacing A Raja, Congress has asked Sibal to dress up like DMK chief Karunanidhi when UPA-II celebrates its second anniversary in power tonight. Congress says that the step is a token of appreciation for the good work Karunanidhi has done for the Congress and the country.
May 22, 2011 | Filed under
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