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Rahul Dravid to make debut as opening bowler, clarifies MS Dhoni

Rahul Dravid to make debut as opening bowler, clarifies MS Dhoni

Rahul Dravid, who has opened batting and kept wickets during the ongoing England tour, has been given the additional responsibility of an opening bowler for the lone T20 match and the ODI series. Indian captain MS Dhoni today clarified that Dravid had been recalled in the team to open the bowling, rather than batting, in the absence of a pace lead. Dravid was already practicing for his new role when reports last came in.

A brief history of iPad – from Apple stores to the Indian parliament

A brief history of iPad – from Apple stores to the Indian parliament

In order to make our leaders hi-tech and to reduce paper work, parliament has decided to sanction around 50000 rupees to each MP for buying an iPad or other high end tablets. MPs are expected to read proposed bills, budget speeches, and other parliamentary schedules on these iPads and not insist on getting a physical copy. Not sure about the MPs, but the iPad surely has come a long way.

Privilege motion against Gunda movie for showing a “kafanchor neta”

Privilege motion against Gunda movie for showing a “kafanchor neta”

After moving privilege motion against Om Puri for using derogatory words against politicians, Parliament has moved another privilege motion against classic movie “Gunda” for calling a politician in the movie as “kafanchor neta”, which literally means a political leader who steals shrouds from dead bodies. It should be noted that while Gunda was released in 1998, it has got a cult following at various engineering colleges and b-schools.

TV reporter attacked for comparing Anna’s victory celebrations with world cup celebrations

TV reporter attacked for comparing Anna’s victory celebrations with world cup celebrations

“It’s simply wicked and creepy to compare this victory with the world cup victory,” Ramesh Khurana, wearing I am Anna cap argued, “Can’t he see what is happening to Indian cricket team right now in England? Does he mean to say that Team Anna will meet the same fate as Team India? Nonsense!” Ramesh and other angry protestors accused the reporter of spoiling their festive mood.

What is Anna, Arindam, or Gandhiji thinking/saying here?

What is Anna, Arindam, or Gandhiji thinking/saying here?

On Friday, Arindam Chaudhuri delivered a passionate speech arguing that many people in India live up to the age of 80 years because they allow fellow countrymen to die at the age of 40 years. There were other pearls of wisdom too that were delivered from the stage where Anna fasted and Gandhiji’s photo rested. What do you think was going through their minds?

Parliament passes loose motion on corruption with majority

Parliament passes loose motion on corruption with majority

After almost four decades of severe constipation on the issue, the parliament today passed a historic loose motion on tackling corruption with a thumping majority. Shit flew all around and ultimately hit the roof, as MPs cutting across party lines came together to throw up some monumental bullshit on how to remove corruption and make India a republic of honest officials and inspiring leaders.

CAT to have questions on life and relationships to block engineers entering IIMs

CAT to have questions on life and relationships to block engineers entering IIMs

After the decision by the new IIMs to award “grace marks” to girls and non-engineering students to help them enter IIMs drew flak, all the IIMs have come together to announce major changes in the syllabus of CAT. Apart from verbal and quantitative abilities, CAT 2011 will now have questions on life and relationships – an area where girls and non-engineering students are expected to perform better.

Manmohan Singh confuses Sonia Gandhi’s “remote control” with “magic wand”

Manmohan Singh confuses Sonia Gandhi’s “remote control” with “magic wand”

Prime Minister Manmohan Singh, who had revealed on Independence Day that there was no “magic wand” against corruption, was momentarily excited earlier today when he mistook Sonia Gandhi’s “remote control” for being some kind of a magic wand. Dr. Singh was exposed to the remote control during a meeting with Rahul Gandhi that took place to discuss the issues arising out of Anna Hazare’s indefinite fast.

IIM Ahmedabad student writes his own draft of Lokpal bill

IIM Ahmedabad student writes his own draft of Lokpal bill

Convinced that he was studying at the best management institute in India and that he had acquired all the necessary skills to solve all the problems of the world, a second year MBA student at IIM here has released his own Lokpal bill draft, which he claims would root out 86.93% corruption from the country. 25-year-old Mukesh Khanna released the draft in shape of a Facebook note, which is slowly getting mass support from fellow MBAs.

Arnab Goswami arrested for leading protests from Times Now studios

Arnab Goswami arrested for leading protests from Times Now studios

Editor-in-chief of Times Now, Arnab Goswami has been arrested straight from his television studio for leading anti-corruption protests against the government, which were threatening to snowball into a bigger spectacle than Anna’s protests at Ramlila Maidan in Delhi. Arnab was into his 127th hour of “indefinite anchoring” when he was arrested by the state police and sent into three weeks of judicial custody at the Arthur Road jail.

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