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IIT students ask government to provide them girlfriends when they graduate

IIT students ask government to provide them girlfriends when they graduate

Male students of IITs have asked the government to keep a girlfriend ready for each of them once they graduate out of the prestigious technological institutes. This was done after government decided to recover money from IIT students that was spent by the government on their education. Students say that if the government wants to recover the cost incurred, they wanted to recover the life lost.

Kapil Sibal’s $35 computer labeled as Micromax Tablet killer

Kapil Sibal’s $35 computer labeled as Micromax Tablet killer

Technology experts believe that the $35 tablet to be launched by the HRD Ministry will surely prove to be a “Micromax Tablet killer” if not an “iPad killer”. This was declared in an emergency meeting of experts that took place to reassess the potential of government’s tablet after Amazon’s “Kindle Fire” didn’t appear anything like an iPad killer, as it was being projected by some experts.

P Chidambaram vs. Pranab Mukherjee – the boxing match

P Chidambaram vs. Pranab Mukherjee – the boxing match

Who will win this heavyweight championship title of UPA? Who has got the blessings of Sonia Gandhi? Is this a real boxing match or just a shadow boxing is going on to avoid debate on real issues? Every question will be answered in the big 2G battle that takes place tonight. Gear up for this clash of titans as Prime Minister wishes the best to both the warring parties.

Delhi Metro announces special line to 10 Janpath for VIPs

Delhi Metro announces special line to 10 Janpath for VIPs

Realizing that there has been an increased flow of VIP traffic to 10 Janpath in the recent days, DMRC has announced a special “10 Janpath Express Line” for speedy commuting to and from the residence of Sonia Gandhi. This will be the second special line added by DMRC after it inaugurated “Airport Express Line” early this year, and will help VIPs reach their destination without any traffic delays.

India to be renamed “Inddia” for bringing good luck to the nation

India to be renamed “Inddia” for bringing good luck to the nation

After weeks of bickering, ruling Congress and opposition BJP have come together and announced a step that they believe would make things better for aam aadmi. Both parties have decided to change the country’s name from “India” to “Inddia”. The new name is expected to bring a new boost to the economy, and help get rid of the bad spirits that have been troubling the country.

Student sued for poor marks in exams, now he tells dad “matter is sub-judice”

Student sued for poor marks in exams, now he tells dad “matter is sub-judice”

All attempts by Mohan Chand to inquire why his 13-year-old son Krishna scored a total of 21 marks out of 500 marks in the mid-term exams have failed as Krishna has been refusing to explain anything regarding the matter, claiming that the “matter was sub-judice”. This after Krishna was sued by his school for performing horribly in the exams and causing damage to the school property.

Chidambaram misplaces “clean chit” Sonia Gandhi gave him

Chidambaram misplaces “clean chit” Sonia Gandhi gave him

This act of carelessness can cost the Home Minister dearly if his careless attitude towards internal security didn’t cost him anything. P Chidambaram has misplaced the “clean chit” that Congress President and UPA Chairperson Sonia Gandhi had given him yesterday during his 15-minutes meeting on the issue of Finance Ministry note by Pranab Mukherjee, which appeared to implicate him in the 2G spectrum allocation scam.

Government caps number of bribes at 100 per day per babu

Government caps number of bribes at 100 per day per babu

Government claims that the decision will help reduce the level of corruption and black money in India. The decision follows TRAI’s restriction on number of SMSs sent by any user in a single day to reduce telemarketing spam. However experts believe that this step might not reduce corruption as the amount allowed in a single bribe was not capped, in fact, this will just legalize bribery.

Shahrukh joins Facebook, to charge 500 rupees for posting birthday wishes on wall

Shahrukh joins Facebook, to charge 500 rupees for posting birthday wishes on wall

King Khan says that it’s not much different from dancing in marriage parties or taking part in opening or closing ceremonies of various events, for which he has been charging professional fees. The Bollywood superstar called it “democratization” of his celebrity status, as this will make him available for a common person who can use SRK’s status to flaunt his or her own status in public.

Paris Hilton shocked to see pirated copies of her sex tape selling in Mumbai

Paris Hilton shocked to see pirated copies of her sex tape selling in Mumbai

On her maiden visit to India and to the city, socialite and international celebrity Paris Hilton was shocked to see pirated copied of her famous sex tape “1 Night in Paris” being sold at throwaway prices. Hilton has officially lodged a complaint with Maharashtra state government and has asked for immediate confiscation of all the pirated CDs and a suitable compensation for the financial losses incurred by her.

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