In an apparent bid to control population growth, Digvijay Singh has announced that he will be born as the 8 billionth baby in the world. Experts believe that future generations will try to avoid having another Digvijay Singh among them, thus bringing down the population growth rate in the process. According to some estimates, world population, which hit the 7 billion mark today, could touch the 8 billion mark around the year 2025.
October 31, 2011 | Filed under
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Realizing the level of interest media and common people have in the daily lives of those lodged in Tihar Prisons, jail authorities have decided to launch a blogging website for its prisoners. Every inmate will get a dedicated page for himself or herself, where he or she can chronicle the daily life of a Tihar prisoner. The website is expected to be a runaway success and bring revenues to the jail as well.
October 29, 2011 | Filed under
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Harbhajan Singh, who was dropped from the Indian cricket team against West Indies, has decided to mark his presence in the field of sports by taking part in the inaugural Indian Grand Prix. Harbhajan Singh will be the first Formula One driver in the world to drive a Hummer. Bhajji, as Harbhajan is fondly called, has reportedly been granted permission to take part in the race.
October 28, 2011 | Filed under
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SRK’s big time rival and ‘Deshdrohi’ star Kamaal Rashid Khan, also known as KRK, has turned down the offer to play G.One.wa in the Bhojpuri remake of Ra.One titled Ra.One.wa. In an exclusive interview to Mahua TV, the budding superstar confirmed that he was indeed asked by Lal Mirchi Productions to play the lead in Ra.One.wa, which he refused without thinking twice.
October 28, 2011 | Filed under
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Local dogs have resolved to randomly bark all night and scare the shit out of humans to take revenge for the Diwali crackers that scared the shit out of dogs in the last couple of days. Dogs tried to rope in birds too, but they could convince only the crows. Now crows and dogs are all set to launch counter attacks on humans later next month.
October 27, 2011 | Filed under
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In a shocking development that raises serious questions over Ra.One promotions, a little know television news channel has found a man who has absolutely no idea about SRK’s upcoming movie. This glaring failure of Ra.One’s marketing campaign has come to the fore just a couple of days ahead of the movie’s release, and has sent industry players into nervousness, who were hoping to do brisk business this Diwali.
October 24, 2011 | Filed under
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After DMK chief M Karunanidhi pleaded with the Congress high command for his daughter Kanimozhi’s bail before Diwali, Shah Rukh Khan has come to the rescue of the former Tamil Nadu Chief Minister. SRK has assured Karunanidhi that he would be talking to Tihar Jail authorities for a special screening of his upcoming movie Ra.One, which releases on Diwali, so that Kanimozhi didn’t miss out on the fun.
October 23, 2011 | Filed under
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An article on Narendra Modi, which was accidentally left blank by a leading news website, received over three thousand comments within a couple of hours of being published. The report titled “Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet Narendra Modi”, which appears like a headline template in the CMS software, received mixed responses from hundreds of commentators who toiled hard to debate the “merits” of the news story.
October 23, 2011 | Filed under
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Rovio Mobile has come up with Angry Birds Seasons edition for Diwali, specially targeted at Indian audience. The game is aimed at minimizing use of firecrackers while celebrating Diwali, and urges fans to blast the black bomber bird on greedy green pigs instead. Faking News supports this initiative and urges our readers to Celebrate Green Diwali and Safe Diwali by playing Angry Birds and lighting diyas.
October 22, 2011 | Filed under
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Intelligence agencies have concluded that Chinese toy guns and bombs, which are being sold as Diwali firecrackers, are actually defective ammunitions that were rejected by the Pakistani army while buying war equipment from China with US aid money. Delhi police had earlier banned such toy guns, but now an inquiry has been ordered to find out how India ended up buying these substandard firearms disguised as firecrackers.
October 21, 2011 | Filed under
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