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Fake Walmart store discovered in Ulhasnagar during anti-FDI protests

Fake Walmart store discovered in Ulhasnagar during anti-FDI protests

A totally fake Walmart store has been found at Ulhasnagar, a suburb of Mumbai. The fake store was discovered by BJP workers who had actually gone to tear it down thinking it to be the American version. The black flags turned white with shock when they discovered that the desi Walmart belonged to the USA – not the United States of America but the Ulhasnagar Sindhi Association.

Man divorces his wife of ten years because she didn’t nag him at all

Man divorces his wife of ten years because she didn’t nag him at all

In a landmark judgment, a Mumbai family court has granted divorce to a man, who wanted to separate from his wife on the grounds that she didn’t nag him even once during their married tenure of ten years. The court has upheld the argument by the bewildered husband that a no-nagging wife was not a natural phenomenon and could be counter conducive to happy married life.

Indian shoplifters welcome decision to allow FDI in retail

Indian shoplifters welcome decision to allow FDI in retail

Indian shoplifters have wholeheartedly welcomed the government decision to allow FDI in retail sector and are looking to steal as many costly products as possible when international retail chains such as Walmart open their stores in India. The shoplifters are confident that they can work around the anti-theft devices and system of these stores and use their own desi jugaad to run away with stolen goods.

Parliament to be converted into amusement park to recover lost money

Parliament to be converted into amusement park to recover lost money

Reacting to criticisms that the nation was losing 2 crore rupees each day due to parliament being adjourned randomly, government has decided to convert the parliament into an amusement park. Once any house of the Parliament is adjourned, an aam aadmi will be able to buy tickets and see MPs doing things that will amuse him or her. The scheme will be launched next week.

Congress buys minority stake in BJP, sees bright future as an opposition party

Congress buys minority stake in BJP, sees bright future as an opposition party

Congress today announced that it has acquired a minority stake in the main opposition party BJP by buying 7.5% of the total shares. Justifying this rather weird decision, Congress said that the party saw very bright future for BJP as a vibrant opposition party for many more years to come. The shares were bought through private placement method and the sum paid has not been disclosed.

Pissed off with Bigg Boss, court asks government to define who is a “celebrity”

Pissed off with Bigg Boss, court asks government to define who is a “celebrity”

Responding to a PIL, a Delhi court has ordered the government to properly define the word “celebrity”. The petitioners had claimed a massive fraud going on in the entertainment industry as any damn person would appear on television claiming to be a “celebrity”. The PIL especially referred to Bigg Boss, which has seen a slew of so-called celebrities, about whom common people had no frigging clue.

Mayawati announces formation of four new castes, promises quota

Mayawati announces formation of four new castes, promises quota

After announcing that four new states would be formed out of existing Uttar Pradesh, BSP supremo Mayawati has announced formation of four new castes out of existing castes. These new castes will get benefits of quota in government jobs and educational institutes. The names of castes and process of selection of candidates to be included in the new castes will be announced later in a rally.

Sidhu denies he was laughing like crazy after watching video of Pawar being slapped

Sidhu denies he was laughing like crazy after watching video of Pawar being slapped

Navjot Singh Sidhu has denied reports that he was laughing like crazy after watching the video clip of Sharad Pawar getting slapped. Sidhu, who is known for endless laughter, was heard having a guffaw by his neighbors while allegedly watching a news channel. His neighbors claim that it was the news of Pawar being slapped that was on-air at the time Sidhu broke into an unbridled laughter.

Google doodle when Sachin scores his 100th international century

Google doodle when Sachin scores his 100th international century

Yes, even Faking News had an image ready to be published as soon as Sachin scores his 100th international century. But now that it hasn’t happened, it continues to remain in the drafts folder. But no, I’m losing patience. I better publish it now as I can’t wait any more. And Sachin, better score your century soon. And Google, better make a doodle for the occasion.

Thousands of blog posts remain in drafts as Sachin misses century

Thousands of blog posts remain in drafts as Sachin misses century

IT experts have claimed that thousands of blog posts and articles by various writers continued to remain in the “drafts” folder as Sachin Tendulkar missed scoring his 100th international century at Wankhede. While this is not yet causing major strains on the IT resources of various organizations, expert believe that content management could become really tough if Sachin delays his century by a few months more.

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