Government of India today announced that “Russian” would be derecognized as a language in the country because it could not come up with its own version of the viral song “Why This Kolaveri Di”. Prime Minister Dr. Manmohan Singh said that India was forced to take such a step after Russia did not respond to any of the dossiers that had been sent by the government.
December 31, 2011 | Filed under
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Taking a cue from Rajya Sabha, which suspended proceedings abruptly as soon as it was midnight, a dalit family hosting Rahul Gandhi for dinner asked the Congress MP to leave their house as soon as they realized that it was end of the calendar day. Rahul Gandhi had eaten just one roti when the host asked him to leave his house as the day reserved for showing hospitality had come to an end.
December 30, 2011 | Filed under
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Suresh Kalmadi has got a chance to redeem himself and Delhi, which has been trying to outdo Mumbai in organizing flash mobs ever since CST railway station organized one. The jailer of Tihar jail today announced that to keep pace with other institutions, Tihar has decided to go for its own flash mob, ably organized by its VIP inmates under the chairmanship of Suresh Kalmadi.
December 26, 2011 | Filed under
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In a move that can motivate Sachin Tendulkar no end, Congress leader Digvijay Singh has offered to go on a ‘maun vrat’ for 10 successive days if the master blaster scored his 100th international century in the Boxing Day test match in Australia. The moment Sachin completes his 100th run Diggi Raja will stop speaking, and will open his mouth only after full 240 hours.
December 24, 2011 | Filed under
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Researchers have found out that if a Brahmin, Muslim, Yadav, and Paswan were left exposed to the same cold weather conditions, they will develop different health complications and hence they required different levels of treatments. Based on this finding, Vicks, the leading manufacturer of cough-and-cold over-the-counter medicines, has launched caste based VapoRubs, throat lozenges, and inhalers.
December 23, 2011 | Filed under
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During the movie, Romeo, an Anil Kapoor fan, got a phone call from Juliet, his girlfriend, and being a cultured moviegoer, he got out of the movie hall to have a quick chat. He returned after three minutes, his shortest phone conversation ever with his girlfriend, and was shocked to realize that he had missed Anil Kapoor’s role as a result. He couldn’t believe this horror.
December 22, 2011 | Filed under
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In a shocking development that has scared the collective shit of the government representatives, the only copy of the much touted long-held ‘Lokpal Bill’ has suddenly gone missing. UPA ministers, who were handling the strings of the allegedly path-breaking bill, were left red faced as media and activists probed the whereabouts of the anti-corruption antidote. No other copy of the bill was made since earlier leaks had forced the government to be extra careful
December 21, 2011 | Filed under
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With Food Security Bill cleared by the union cabinet, millions of rats living in and around FCI godowns have gone on a reproduction spree in anticipation of free grains that will be left rotting by the government agencies. Rats are confident that their coming generations will not die of hunger as there would be enough grains lying unused in the warehouses and railway stations.
December 20, 2011 | Filed under
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Ricky Bahl, who has a hobby of collecting pictures of various ladies, has finally learned how to pronounce “Kim Kardashian” – the name of the famous American actress, model and sex-tape leaker. It’s not yet clear why Ricky took the pain to know the right pronunciation of the name, as it is not required by any software to open or edit the pictures and videos of Kim Kardashian.
December 17, 2011 | Filed under
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Keeping with the tradition of altering history that doesn’t suit its ideological and political preferences, Pakistan has decided to remove 16 December from all future calendars. This step is aimed at erasing history that happened 40 years ago, when on 16th December 1971, Pakistan army surrendered to the Indo-Bangladesh forces, leading to the division of Pakistan and independence of Bangladesh. Pakistan will now assume it never happened.
December 16, 2011 | Filed under
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