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Vote to choose “Faking News Digvijay Singh of the Year”

Vote to choose “Faking News Digvijay Singh of the Year”

Faking News owes to people who speak a lot (sorry Dr. Manmohan Singh), especially those who speak without thinking. Because the more they speak, the easier it becomes for us to find topics to write on. That’s why we have decided to honor such brave-mouths for their spectacular deeds in the year 2011, with a title aptly called “Digvijay Singh of the Year” – named after the person who does it with unmatched aplomb.

Sonia Gandhi unhappy with policy logjam, corruption, cold weather, and slow internet

Sonia Gandhi unhappy with policy logjam, corruption, cold weather, and slow internet

Various news reports published by the mainstream media networks today confirmed that Sonia Gandhi, the leader of the ruling Congress party, was upset with some terrible things happening in the country. Media reports declared that although Sonia Gandhi wanted to do away with such terrible things, she was finding herself completely helpless, despite being the strongest person in India as far as politics goes.

NRI uncles back in demand as Dollar reaches record levels

NRI uncles back in demand as Dollar reaches record levels

With rupee weakening against the US dollar, NRIs are suddenly back in demand for everyone – relatives, shopkeepers, real estate companies, and beggars. With every dollar fetching more benefits of an aam aadmi amidst rising inflation, Indians are back to giving importance to NRIs. However, there is a downside too for the NRIs back in the US, where they have been denied salary hikes.

Pakistan makes fake profile on Facebook to send friend request to USA

Pakistan makes fake profile on Facebook to send friend request to USA

Pakistan has sent a ‘friend request’ to United States using a fake Facebook account after relationship between the two nations grew ugly in the real world. The step would help Pakistan play ‘both ways’. On one side, people would feel that USA and Pakistan are no more friends on Facebook, while at the same time Pakistan could still ‘like’ activities of the USA if the friend request is accepted.

Taj Mahal to be relocated to Delhi to celebrate 100 years of the city

Taj Mahal to be relocated to Delhi to celebrate 100 years of the city

The central government has decided to shift Taj Mahal to the national capital to celebrate 100 years of Delhi as the capital city of India. The master plan was approved in a cabinet meeting early this morning; the relocation work is slated to begin in February next year and is believed to conclude by the next birthday of Delhi. The move is aimed at boosting the image of the capital city as well as earning revenues from tourism.

ICC allows bowlers to take performance enhancing drugs against Sehwag

ICC allows bowlers to take performance enhancing drugs against Sehwag

Responding to an appeal signed by bowlers of various nationalities, ICC has allowed use of performance enhancing drugs by bowlers when bowling to Virender Sehwag. The governing body of cricket thought that it was in the interest of fairness and justice that the bowlers were given a level playing field when playing against Sehwag, else cricket could degenerate into a Sehwag’s game from a batsman’s game.

White dove, the symbol of peace, introduced in Angry Birds

White dove, the symbol of peace, introduced in Angry Birds

Millions of peace loving people around world were outraged when Rovio Mobile, the developers of the video game Angry Birds, announced the arrival of a new angry bird – the white dove. The white dove, with an olive branch in its beak, is the life time ambassador of peace, but the latest version of the game will see the docile bird fighting it out with greedy pigs.

Government to pre-screen babies before mothers can give birth to them

Government to pre-screen babies before mothers can give birth to them

In order to make world a better for sensitive people, government has decided to pre-screen the arrival of future generations and stop those babies from being born who could offend people’s sentiments. This will be done through a technology that mixes elements of genetic engineering, as developed by medical science, predictive algorithm, as developed by social networking websites, and preemptive censorship, as developed by Kapil Sibal.

All Facebook posts to have “Kapil Sibal likes this” by default

All Facebook posts to have “Kapil Sibal likes this” by default

Facebook has agreed to the demands of union minister Kapil Sibal to screen content before they go live on the website. The social networking website has announced that it will hire a team of young men and women to censor content being posted by millions of users from India. The team will only allow “acceptable” content to be published online, all of which will be identified by a “Kapil Sibal likes this” sign below it.

After Bellary, nation postpones honesty till consensus is reached

After Bellary, nation postpones honesty till consensus is reached

Citizens of India have decided to put honesty in cold storage until a consensus is reached among the aam aadmi over this whole issue of corruption. The decision was taken after B Sriramulu, a candidate backed by Reddy brothers, won the Bellary bypoll in Karnataka by a huge margin, triggering celebrations in the region. Reddy brothers are currently in jail for their involvement in illegal mining scam.

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