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Couple caught together at midnight on campus, studying

Couple caught together at midnight on campus, studying

A boy and girl at IIT Madras campus were caught together near institute’s stadium at midnight yesterday. The couple was sitting in an isolated corner and engaged in studying when Ram Nawab, the institute’s night watchman spotted them. Shocked beyond belief, Ram Nawab immediately alerted the IIT administration, which has issued a show cause notice to the couple for indulging in weird practices on campus.

Idiots of India sue The Hindu for mocking them in advertisement

Idiots of India sue The Hindu for mocking them in advertisement

Indian Idiot Society has decided to file a defamation case against Chennai based daily newspaper The Hindu for mocking their beliefs and way of life in an advertisement targeting the rival newspaper The Times of India. These idiots, who don’t want to know anything else that the pet name of Hrithik Roshan, claim that The Hindu ad demeans their dignity for no justifiable reason.

Indian team to carry their own pitches for future foreign tours

Indian team to carry their own pitches for future foreign tours

After India looks set to lose eight consecutive test matches on overseas pitches, BCCI has decided to take corrective measures. The Indian cricket board has decided that the teams will carry their own pitches on foreign tours. BCCI President has argued that when team could carry their own batting kits, coach, fitness trainer, etc., why can’t they carry their own pitches? Other boards too have agreed to the proposal.

Mayawati’s missing shoes were thrown at Rahul Gandhi

Mayawati’s missing shoes were thrown at Rahul Gandhi

The shoe thrown at Rahul Gandhi during a public rally has been found to be belonging to Mayawati. The shoes were actually sandals, which had gone missing two years ago after they arrived in India in a special empty jet from London. Police has launched an inquiry into how the sandals landed into the hands of the shoe thrower Ramdin, who happens to be a local shopkeeper.

Musharraf to declare himself a terrorist for safe return to Pakistan

Musharraf to declare himself a terrorist for safe return to Pakistan

After the risk of getting arrested as soon as he lands in Pakistan, former Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf has decided to declare himself a terrorist so that he was granted safe haven in Pakistan. Earlier, Pakistani interior minister had declared that Musharraf would be arrested as soon as he landed in Pakistan, after which the former military ruler was forced to delay his plans of returning to Pakistan.

Subcontinent teams agree to play cricket as “East Indies”

Subcontinent teams agree to play cricket as “East Indies”

Keeping in mind the absurd performance by their respective teams, cricket officials from India, Sri Lanka, Pakistan, and Bangladesh have decided upon having one team from the sub-continent going by the name “East Indies”. The team will consist of the best players from all the four nations, to give the Ausssies and the Proteas and the English a run for their money in the test-matches.

YouTube moves video clips of Indian innings into “tragedy” category

YouTube moves video clips of Indian innings into “tragedy” category

YouTube has announced a new category of videos – Tragedy – after it found out that many users had been uploading video clips of the Indian innings in Australia in the existing “Comedy” category. The content team of YouTube, consisting mostly of Americans, failed to see any humor in Indian batsmen getting out cheaply. However, after seeing the scorecard, they concluded that the scenes were tragic in nature.

Man jumbles television channels to miss morning telecast of Perth test

Man jumbles television channels to miss morning telecast of Perth test

Ravi Kapoor, a cricket fan who has broken his resolve of not watching cricket 230 times since his school days, has jumbled up the television channels stored on his television set so that he misses the live telecast of Perth test tomorrow morning. Ravi had woken up early in the mornings to watch live telecast of the last two test matches, and was disappointed on every day.

Infosys announces three-hour break for freshers to discuss CAT scores

Infosys announces three-hour break for freshers to discuss CAT scores

Employees of software company Infosys who had joined the company last year straight out of their colleges, were pleasantly shocked to see a three-hour break given to them for discussing CAT scores and MBA admissions. The decision was taken after the HR employees noticed freshers, and other still-young employees, discussing the same today morning instead of paying attention to work. CAT scores were announced last midnight.

Rahul Gandhi to judge MasterChef Uttar Pradesh by eating food at contestants’ homes

Rahul Gandhi to judge MasterChef Uttar Pradesh by eating food at contestants’ homes

Congress has come up with a master strategy for campaigning during the Uttar Pradesh assembly elections that is aimed at impressing both the rural as well as the urban voters of the state. The party has roped in television channel Star Plus to start an Uttar Pradesh edition of the cooking game show MasterChef, which will see party leader Rahul Gandhi as the star judge.

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