New Delhi. Indian Idiot Society has decided to file a defamation case against Chennai based daily newspaper The Hindu for mocking their beliefs and way of life in an advertisement targeting the rival newspaper The Times of India. These idiots, who don’t want to know anything else that the pet name of Hrithik Roshan, claim that The Hindu ad demeans their dignity for no justifiable reason.
“What if we don’t know who succeeds Ratan Tata or the full form of UPA?” Murkhta Kapoor, the national president of IIS (Indian Idiot Society) argued with Faking News.
“We are differently intelligent,” Mr. Kapoor said, “and our intellect should be respected. We too are the citizens of this country.”
The concerned ad has been found to be offensive to the idiots
IIS claims that Indian idiots contribute vibrantly to the growth of nation’s GDP and their contribution can’t be ignored.
“There would have been no MTV Roadies or Bigg Boss without us,” Murkhta Kapoor claimed, “In fact, we are the biggest drivers of growth in the media and entertainment industry and we are also the biggest patrons of the industry.”
“If there was economic slowdown in this country, it was due to those who understand the meaning of CRR and credit policy, and not because of us idiots who think repo-rate is some cricket related term,” he said.
Many experts too agree that idiots shouldn’t be mocked at as they were an important part of the society, especially in the education sector.
“Without them, we would never know who are intelligent,” Arindam Chaudhuri, an educationist said, “Many institutes would run out of business if there were no idiots. We need to think beyond the usual definitions of intelligence and smartness.”
When asked whether they preferred The Times of India over The Hindu, idiots couldn’t understand the question as the concerned advertisement had the name of The Times of India beeped out.
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Simply superb
“We need to think beyond the usual definitions of intelligence and smartness”
I think you mean “We need to dare to think beyond the…”
It’s ‘advertisement concerned’, not the other way round. Hope you change that!
it is one of the best ad i have seen in recent times and it outplayed and outsmarted the sleepy ad carried by times of india. toi is perhaps the worst media in india at present.
excellent work indeed. I wish you people were better known to others. I am going to spread your link to all those I know. It is a pleasure reading your words. great job…
Murkhta Kapoor
but that shud be “miss kapoor”.. not MR.
dear PP, why this post missed the mention of Dogvijay Singh??
I support The Hindu.. what they said is perfectly right..
The Hindu should be charged for hurting the sentiments of the readers of TOI. Sibal should lead the charge
On a serious note – I have reservations about the merit of the ad. Hindu is trying to become my guardian by preaching what I should be reading about. I have every right to decide what I want to read. On one side, we keep preaching our next gen to follow their heart on the other we even want to control what they should be reading about. If someone is interested in the movie industry and wants to know in and out of the industry – he should be encouraged and not mocked at. Just try asking similar questions to a Tarantino and you will realize that he knows in and out of every movie/actor/director and he might not even know the total no of states in US.
The Hindu needs to get out of its pseudo intellectual mindset if it wants to remain in business.
Still i wud say TOI won, they were strong wit their concept. To the 1 who is sleeping if u say, Cryus is the next CEO for TATA then u wud see nothing than his middle finger pointing U. Say Shilpa Shetty is getting married then he wud react. Other than the tag line Stay ahead nothing else is impressive. and the other sequence of the same ads or so irritating…ad runs like…wat is 22+7 = ?? guy ll say 24…Hindu: lol
‘STAY AHEAD OF MATHS’