After ordering to cover Mayawati statues in Uttar Pradesh as they could influence voters, Election Commission has ordered all websites to ban the “cool” smiley because it resembles a laughing Karunanidhi. Election Commission fears that this could heavily influence innocent citizens of India into voting for DMK – Karunanidhi’s party that is in opposition in Tamil Nadu and a partner in the ruling UPA coalition at center.
January 9, 2012 | Filed under
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After EC ordered all Mayawati statues to be covered, homeless people in Uttar Pradesh have decided to get a haircut that would cause Mayawati figurine to appear on their heads. The move is aimed at getting some piece of cloth in this cold weather. Ignored by the political parties as many of them are not enrolled on voter lists, these people finally hope to get some attention by the society this way.
January 7, 2012 | Filed under
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In a move that appears clearly inspired from the television entertainment channel Star One, which was re-launched as “Life OK” a few weeks back, BJP has decided to call itself “Party OK”. The new name will be launched on the eve of Uttar Pradesh elections and is aimed at negating the effect of inducting Babu Singh Kushwaha, accused of corruption in a multi-crore rural health scam.
January 7, 2012 | Filed under
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Chinese authorities have decided to remove some glaring differences between the original and the faked products. As a first step towards this quality control, the authorities have asked Kai Mio, the owner of fake Apple stores in China, to die. Mr. Mio, a lookalike of Steve Jobs, has been visiting the fake Apple stores to motivate employees even after the original Steve Jobs died last year.
January 6, 2012 | Filed under
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CAG has found out major inaccuracies in the Mayan calendar that predicts an end of the world in 2012. In order to convince the world, and the Mayan people themselves, CAG has asked union minister Kapil Sibal to travel back in time and convince Mayans that they were wrong in their calculations. Sibal will leave on this mission with four other time travelers next Monday.
January 5, 2012 | Filed under
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Prashant Gupta, a diehard fan of Sachin Tendulkar, has decided not to take bath so that the master blaster is able to score his 100th international century. Prashant took this step after he realized that there was a positive correlation between his bathing and Sachin’s centuries. He claims that he had not taken bath for full five days when Sachin had scored his last test century, exactly a year ago.
January 4, 2012 | Filed under
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The Bajaj RE60 Third Umpire Signal consists of the umpire drawing a RE60-like box in air while holding up special laser lights. Following a contentious run-out or stumping, an image of Bajaj RE60 will be visible for a few seconds with the laser. This is the first exclusive in-game branding deal for the 5th edition of the IPL, auctions for which go live next month.
January 4, 2012 | Filed under
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Praveen is on verge of losing his job as he couldn’t wish his manager on his birthday today. Praveen was the only one in the office who had no idea why a cake had been ordered in the office, and he happened to ask the question to Ankit, his boss and the birthday boy of the day. A curious Praveen was left crestfallen when he realized the faux pas he had committed.
January 3, 2012 | Filed under
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Hours after they greeted each other with “Happy New Year”, an overwhelming proportion of human beings are already bored with the new year, a survey done by Faking News reveals. Even the prediction of the world ending this year has failed to push people into taking any special interest in 2012, which many people believe would be just another boring year like all others gone by.
January 1, 2012 | Filed under
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