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- May 2013 (17)
- 24: Car with 5 wheels launched to take on Bajaj’s auto-rickshaw with 4 wheels (0)
- 23: ZooZoo arrested for spot-fixing in IPL matches (0)
- 18: Sreesanth accused of stealing towel from hotel (0)
- 17: Tusshar Kapoor accused of spot-fixing, took money to “underact” (0)
- 16: Bowlers to be replaced with bowling machines to stop fixing (0)
- 15: BJP to hold Chintan Shivir to find new ways of losing another election (0)
- 15: UPA launches ad campaign to increase awareness about the identity of Indian PM (0)
- 14: Hina Rabbani Khar to participate in Bigg Boss 7 after PPP debacle (0)
- 13: When Rahul Gandhi was given a 1000-rupee note by a Chaiwallah (0)
- 13: Congress adopts property dealer who gave free land to Robert Vadra (0)
- 11: Manmohan Singh joins Sehwag’s school as Economics teacher (0)
- 10: Rahul Gandhi to fake Imran Khan like injury to appear charismatic (0)
- 10: Bribe Bank launched to harness the power of corruption (0)
- 09: Jumping Jepang chosen as 2014 FIFA World Cup’s anthem (0)
- 09: Another Bansal nephew arrested trying to sell Railway Minister’s post (0)
- 09: Karnataka election results prove that I need a bicycle: Chintu (0)
- 03: Chinese soldiers in Ladakh demand Manmohan Singh’s resignation (0)
- April 2013 (22)
- 28: Chinese intruders fight with each other over which IPL team to support (0)
- 26: CBI fully independent, chose the A4-size paper for printing all by itself (0)
- 24: Worried about a possible ban, guy watching porn continuously for last 100 hours (0)
- 23: Rival IPL team to get one over of Chris Gayle batting (0)
- 21: Sachin Tendulkar critic retires from asking Sachin Tendulkar to retire (0)
- 19: Son of Congress leader takes his father’s “clean chit” to exam, fails (0)
- 19: After receiving constant abuses on Twitter, man happily decides to vote for Modi (21)
- 15: After lions, SC asks Gujarat to move Ravindra Jadeja to another state (4)
- 15: CBI asked to study history of Nitish Kumar (4)
- 14: IIT Bombay declared a Wildlife Sanctuary (3)
- 12: Out of ideas for improved iPhone, Apple decides to improve iPod (1)
- 12: Facebook to impact 16 million class 10th and 12th results (2)
- 11: Italy panics as Marines shown Himmatwala (1)
- 11: Katju demands Kasab be brought back to life (4)
- 10: Television sets get permanent image of Narendra Modi (5)
- 09: Three people found dancing on “Jumping Jepang Jampak Jampak”, without being paid for it (2)
- 05: Girl attempts suicide after failing to get into ‘100 profile picture likes’ club (5)
- 04: BCCI hopes to create millions of trained cheerleaders by end of IPL (0)
- 02: Kingfisher employees kidnap Chris Gayle, demand their due salaries as ransom (4)
- 02: Vijay Mallya to perform at IPL opening ceremony to earn some money (3)
- 01: Denied onsite for 4 years, IT Analyst finally switches job (3)
- 01: Indian news channels request North Korea to postpone war till they find a Korean expert (7)
- March 2013 (48)
- 31: Beni Prasad Verma (as seen by Samajwadi Party) (0)
- 30: Lashkar-e-Sajid owns up responsibility for Himmatwala (9)
- 29: Next ‘Munnabhai’ movie to have ‘Katju ki Jhappi’ and ‘KatjuGiri’ (5)
- 28: Men organize business meeting outside trial room while their wives try clothes (6)
- 28: Justice Katju starts his own e-commerce venture (4)
- 27: Clothing companies welcome tons of clothes torn on Holi (2)
- 26: Unplaced MBA students request fellow students to play colorless Holi (1)
- 25: Justice Katju’s lookalike found (2)
- 25: Employees shocked to see a co-worker happy on Monday morning (1)
- 25: Pervez Musharraf missing exotic belly dancers of Dubai (2)
- 23: High alert in Karnataka as thousands roam with false promises (1)
- 23: Bollywood threatens to re-release RGV Ki Aag if Sanjay Dutt is not pardoned (3)
- 23: Man gets life-changing idea, but continues timepass on internet (5)
- 22: Salman Khan to marry and have kids to impress Justice Katju (10)
- 21: Anticipatory CBI raids at Sharad Pawar’s residence (1)
- 20: Sehwag appoints himself as the captain of Sehwag International School’s cricket team (0)
- 20: Parliamentary resolution against Sri Lanka will be a photo of Karunanidhi (4)
- 19: Following a woman, Sharad Yadav stages an accidental walkout from Parliament (3)
- 18: Mickey Arthur dropped from last test match for not giving any homework (4)
- 18: Special Parliament session to finalize Title for Ravindra Jadeja (2)
- 17: Nitish Kumar asks Arundhati Roy to help Biharis feel paranoid like crazy (7)
- 16: Gambhir to play for J&K in Ranji trophy to get back in team India (0)
- 16: Samsung Galaxy S4 to disconnect call if you raise middle finger (6)
- 15: 5 kg lost around waist uploaded as 5 GB of photos on Facebook (3)
- 15: Special features of the free laptops given by Akhilesh Yadav government (4)
- 15: Indian foreign policy, especially towards Pakistan (1)
- 15: Removing Mayawati’s wallpapers crashed Law & Order: Akhilesh Yadav (0)
- 14: Congress to follow papal election process, white smoke from chimney to signal UPA-III (6)
- 13: Pattinson’s presentation recovered from dustbin, to play at Mohali (2)
- 13: Italian Marines to come back, bribe authorities, and go back (8)
- 12: Facebook to make itself a little less loser-friendly (0)
- 12: Delhi boy gets death penalty for saving a girl, case cited as ‘Rarest of rare’ (1)
- 11: Italy asks its troops to be ready for strong unhappiness by India (8)
- 11: PowerPoint presentation on Anger Management makes man angry like hell (1)
- 11: Shane Watson announces retirement in three slides of PowerPoint presentation (8)
- 10: Bitti Mohanty regrets joining bank, says should have joined politics (3)
- 10: Ajinkya Rahane retires from Test Cricket, joins TCS bench (3)
- 09: Vitthal Radadiya says he was teaching toll booth employee self-defense (3)
- 09: 1000 cops to guard Sheila Dixit’s daughter so that she doesn’t feel unsafe (4)
- 09: Mulayam Singh Yadav to represent India at UN on Sri Lanka vote (4)
- 07: Man dying of hunger and under attack from criminals declared “brave” (5)
- 07: New fairness cream promises excellent marks in Board Exams (2)
- 06: Harbhajan Singh announces retirement from Day 1 of Test Cricket (1)
- 06: Engineering student found downloading Balika Vadhu torrents (9)
- 05: BCCI to start marriage bureau, to fix matches for cricketers (3)
- 04: Narendra Modi cancels dinner with himself to improve his image (17)
- 01: Rich son buys Delhi roads to drive his new Bugatti car (1)
- 01: Boy named Sushil Shinde copies in exam, fails, blames faulty chits (5)
- February 2013 (40)
- 28: MBA aspirant forces himself to take interest in Budget (3)
- 27: Union Budget delayed, Rahul Gandhi made paper boat of the only copy (16)
- 27: Walk and Pay, Union Budget to introduce Pedestrian Tax (7)
- 26: With WiFi available in trains, Ticket Examiners to accept bribe via online transfer (3)
- 26: Railways to offer six special Free Wi-Fi networks (16)
- 25: Government to establish National Scam Museum (8)
- 24: Traces of sense of humor found in Indian IT professionals (4)
- 24: Fool fails to find the word “Impossible” in his dictionary (5)
- 24: Angry man moves court to get entire Internet blocked (3)
- 23: Appraisal discussion between manager and employee turns into Congress vs BJP fight (1)
- 23: Religious people fight in air over whose prayers caused a safe take-off (4)
- 22: Sushil Kumar Shinde’s exclusive interview (9)
- 21: Frustrated with slow website, angry man smashes IRCTC servers (5)
- 20: Congress to make WhatsApp free forever for Indian youth (4)
- 20: Gujaratis now live for at least 125 years, declares Narendra Modi (9)
- 20: Justice Katju interviewed by an idiot (7)
- 20: IIPM student gets Facebook profile of IIM student blocked (4)
- 19: Man angrier than Arnab Goswami found (10)
- 18: Robbers loot home while house owner was busy booking Tatkal tickets (12)
- 18: Bollywood awards to be auctioned along with IPL player auctions (2)
- 17: Dog unfriends Man on Facebook (2)
- 16: Arindam Chaudhuri launches his own religion so that his sentiments are not hurt (1)
- 16: Meteorites strike Switzerland, Indian politicians suffer stroke (9)
- 15: Blocked Faking News articles on Arindam Chaudhuri and IIPM (9)
- 14: Stupid to arrest someone for paying bribe in India, foreign firms protest (1)
- 14: Anti-Valentine’s Day protesters beat each other after finding no couples in park (6)
- 13: Lok Sabha adjournment plan for Budget Session finalized (1)
- 13: Pranab Mukherjee trolls Shah Rukh Khan (1)
- 13: NDTV to begin construction of Ram Mandir at Ayodhya: sources (3)
- 11: Forgotten Bollywood hero trends his own RIP on Twitter to get into limelight (3)
- 11: Girl decides to get married to Facebook photographer (4)
- 10: Hang me to satisfy the collective conscience of liberals, requests man (14)
- 09: Narendra Modi to organize “Vibrant BJP” summit (3)
- 08: After Tulika in Gujarat, it is Mallika in Haryana for Congress (1)
- 08: Computers in India to carry “Made in China, Brought in by Congress” label (2)
- 07: Muslim groups announce protest against Vishwaroopam 2 (2)
- 07: Everything Modi said at SRCC is copied from us: Congress (3)
- 06: Man signs up on Twitter to change the world (3)
- 02: IIM Ranchi invites MS Dhoni for placement tips (1)
- 01: Man with hurt sentiments refuses first aid (1)
- January 2013 (36)
- 31: Rat Biryani served to passenger, Railways asks rats not to panic (5)
- 30: An ideal terrorist for Tamil movies (6)
- 30: India to send Vivek Oberoi into space (4)
- 29: BJP leader wants Salman Khan to be party’s PM candidate (3)
- 28: Constitution to be changed to allow minors to become corrupt ministers (0)
- 28: Rickshaw puller tries “corruption as equalizer”, loses even his rickshaw (0)
- 27: Government planning to generate electricity out of Twitter outrages (4)
- 27: Govt employee fails to knit a single sweater in office this winter (0)
- 26: Researchers find a woman not fond of shopping (0)
- 26: “Aman Ki Asha” between Congress and BJP proposed (3)
- 24: Hurt Muslim groups cool if villains in Vishwaroopam are depicted as Jews (2)
- 24: Arnab trolls Rajdeep and Barkha on his birthday (0)
- 23: Rahul Gandhi’s first Facebook status update after the bigger role (13)
- 22: Nitin Gadkari admits to doping to win BJP president’s race (5)
- 22: Imaginative journalism mistaken as investigative journalism (2)
- 21: BJP supporters start petition urging Deepika Padukone to date Rahul Gandhi (1)
- 20: Manmohan Singh gets retirement plan offers after Rahul Gandhi’s promotion (2)
- 16: Footpath officially announced as the two-wheeler lane in Bangalore (6)
- 14: India to induct robots in police force for human touch (2)
- 13: Facebook Timeline to be renamed as Facebook Timepass (2)
- 12: Delhi Police to award Golden HAFTA Awards to itself (3)
- 12: Duncan Fletcher to undergo plastic surgery to look like Gary Kirsten (0)
- 11: Big day for Pakistan as a non-state actor gets Oscar nomination (3)
- 10: Times Group launches Arnab Goswami de-addiction centers (13)
- 09: IRCTC to charge 10 paisa each time you enter password (7)
- 09: CAT taker files RTI to know his friend’s percentile (4)
- 09: Government asks Twitter to remove trending topics (3)
- 07: Nation busy with cricket and idiots, let’s plan a scam: Scamsters (0)
- 06: Duncan Fletcher to be awarded Drone-Acharya award (1)
- 06: Indian batting to continue being shit till Sachin’s son debuts (1)
- 05: Stalin invites Rahul Gandhi to have dinner with poor Tamils (1)
- 05: Inspired by Italian Marines, Manu Sharma submits list of holidays to go home (1)
- 04: YouTube clip buffers fully on 28kbps but man still untangling earphone (2)
- 03: Dhoni ready to face CBI probe, commission of inquiry, or such shit (4)
- 02: Blow to Modi: Gujarat CM fails to get insurance against “blows” (2)
- 01: Vomiting proves to be the first thing done by cool guy in 2013 (2)
- December 2012 (25)
- 31: Government to issue Protest Cards, only those with valid cards may protest (4)
- 29: Government appoints a committee to make the strongest law ever (2)
- 27: Digvijay Singh loses bet to Abhijit Mukherjee for making senseless statement (4)
- 26: Man who had been calling for Sachin to retire becomes jobless now (5)
- 24: Putin offers to take Delhi protesters to Siberia (9)
- 23: National Capital to be shifted from Delhi to Daulatabad to prevent further protests (6)
- 22: Government to put nails on roads to stop people from reaching India Gate (3)
- 21: Salman Khan to officially do away with a script or story in the next movie (9)
- 19: 3 days before doomsday, IT professional quits job to live life (2)
- 18: Walking alone at night, woman feels safe as she spots an Alien (14)
- 17: Record 90% turnout recorded in Ahmedabad shopping mall (1)
- 16: Gujarat elections: Tulika trolled by Modi (0)
- 15: Rehman Malik blames slope of mountains for infiltration in Kashmir (2)
- 15: Indian team for Pakistan series to be selected in Bigg Boss style (0)
- 14: Cricket fan more afraid of Nagpur test ending than the world ending (0)
- 14: Samajwadi Party MPs to wear roller skates for faster walkouts (2)
- 13: Congress declares Dhokla as their Chief Ministerial candidate in Gujarat (3)
- 11: Arindam Chaudhuri announces course in International Lobbying (5)
- 10: CBI arrests Samajwadi Party leader speaking in English (4)
- 09: Eden Gardens Curator Prabir Mukherjee arrested (4)
- 08: BCCI to support technology in Cricket, Robots included in squad for fourth Test (3)
- 06: Man invests all his time in getting likes for his Facebook page (2)
- 05: Parliament to be converted into a Walmart store (9)
- 05: A non-functional parliament is not so bad either, concludes the nation after FDI debate (1)
- 01: High level meeting called to discuss how to loot direct cash transfers (0)
- November 2012 (23)
- 30: India lauds Egypt for democracy as new regime found as bad as the old one (2)
- 30: Lashkar takes responsibility for leaking the mystery of Talaash (6)
- 28: High alert sounded in India as Tendulkar threatens to announce retirement (4)
- 26: Losing to England part of a bigger strategy: Dhoni (7)
- 24: Gujarati boy disappointed to know Tulika won’t be CM if Congress wins (7)
- 23: Lazy man gets most active in snoozing alarms (5)
- 20: Office elevator named Facebook to stop offensive comments (3)
- 17: Suresh Kalmadi wants to host CWG again to prove there was no scam (2)
- 16: Man sells iPad-2 to buy Aakash-2 (7)
- 15: Gadkari to resign after Congress picks Rahul Gandhi to lead poll preparations (3)
- 14: Congress to buy Cartoon Network to promote Chacha Nehru’s love for kids (2)
- 12: Digvijay Singh has got silicone brain implants (5)
- 09: Calling all corrupt countrymen to book houses in Corruption Towers (2)
- 09: BJP and Congress to spend whole Winter Session watching movies in Parliament (0)
- 08: India-England series to be called Azharuddin Trophy (3)
- 08: How a perfectly Happy Bird became an Angry Bird (1)
- 07: Barack Obama’s credit card limit increased by Citibank (2)
- 06: Nitin Gadkari compares Internet Explorer with Google Chrome (14)
- 04: Aam Aadmi diagnosed with Corruption Cancer in last stage (2)
- 03: Sanjay Dutt seeks interest-free loan from Congress to remake Lage Raho Munnabhai (2)
- 03: Man drops plans to abuse neighbor on Twitter, might kill him instead (4)
- 02: Man walking his dog found less cultured than the dog (7)
- 01: Shashi Tharoor to write a love story narrated entirely in tweets (6)
- October 2012 (41)
- 31: IIM student gets Pre-Placement Offer of being Oil Minister by Reliance (4)
- 29: Nitin Gadkari goes for image makeover, launches “Being Honest” t-shirts (4)
- 29: Rahul Gandhi not ready for No. 2 position in Congress, may accept No. 2.5 position (3)
- 27: Harbhajan Singh to become the new Foreign Minister of India (0)
- 27: Nitin Gadkari’s driver joins Vijay Mallya’s F1 team as driver (1)
- 26: DLF to buy clean chit from Robert Vadra for 58 crore rupees (3)
- 25: ND Tiwari’s imaginary son listed as imaginary director in Gadkari’s company (1)
- 24: RTI reveals Raavan scam – only one head, but expenses shown for ten (5)
- 23: Rise in Dengue cases as people planning sick leaves between Dussehra and Bakrid (1)
- 23: 5 reasons why Narendra Modi will surely lose Gujarat elections (17)
- 22: Massive Dussehra, Diwali, Eid discounts announced on bribes, kickbacks (3)
- 21: Vijay Mallya to shoot a “sorry” card apart from Kingfisher calendar (5)
- 20: Kasab demands a Starbucks Frappuccino coffee along with his Biryani (1)
- 20: “Expose me please,” little-known corrupt politician requests Arvind Kejriwal (3)
- 19: Religious man finally tastes Veg Momos thanks to ongoing Navratri (0)
- 19: Times of India accidentally publishes real news in “Mocktale”, effect the same (4)
- 19: 404 – File Not Found – error pages of various public figures (21)
- 18: Altaf Raja thinking if he too can be back like Falguni Pathak (1)
- 18: MPs allowed to flash guns as their identity proof (4)
- 17: Kejriwal approached me for marriage with Priyanka Gandhi: Digvijay Singh (3)
- 17: Haryana lawyers offering anticipatory bails near Chowmein stalls (1)
- 16: Constitution amended to put “reasonable restrictions” on Honesty (11)
- 16: Robert Vadra blames fast food for his deals with DLF (7)
- 15: Man detained for blindly following traffic rules in Delhi (14)
- 14: 9 out of 10 engineers failed to get into IITs, including me: Rahul Gandhi (9)
- 13: Salman Khurshid’s driver embarrassed with such a small fraud by his employer (10)
- 12: Letter to Sonia Gandhi by Congress MP who flashed gun at toll booth (4)
- 12: Gmail blocks use of “IIT” in usernames to remove discrimination (8)
- 11: Monkey bitten by a software engineer dies of stress (7)
- 10: Boys should be sent to jail at a young age to control crimes: Baap Panchayat (15)
- 10: Politicians ask Kareena-Saif to marry the day Kejriwal holds next press conference (2)
- 09: Robert Vadra blames Rahul Gandhi for the “banana republic” comment (13)
- 08: Why can’t Kejriwal support Congress but oppose Corruption, wonders Mulayam (6)
- 07: Times Now to have its own Bigg Boss, to replace Newshour debates (1)
- 06: New scam: billions of rupees spent on teaching traffic rules to cows (0)
- 05: Vijay Mallya to sell Kingfisher Airlines to Robert Vadra (6)
- 04: Misinformation in newspaper ignored as Modi doesn’t make it a political issue (1)
- 03: Walmart offers to buy Kingfisher Airlines, to sell it in its stores (2)
- 02: Khadi Scam planned to celebrate Gandhi Jayanti (5)
- 01: Missing professional skills of employee found on LinkedIn (2)
- 01: Pakistani cricketer found flirting with cheerleader after losing to India (8)
- September 2012 (34)
- 28: BCCI asks Indian players to get back in form before Champions League (3)
- 28: Diesel prices should be raised again to stop communal forces: Gov panel (1)
- 26: Youth in Pakistan unable to search hot Hina-Bilawal videos online (2)
- 26: Manmohan Singh’s Facebook wall on his birthday (3)
- 25: No more a Wikipedia article, reading 5 tweets enough to be expert on a subject (4)
- 25: Arindam Chaudhuri dares Filmfare to introduce Foreign Language category (2)
- 24: Apple Maps shows 7 RCR within 10 Janpath, experts not sure if it’s a bug (5)
- 23: Motivated to afford 7th LPG cylinder for his family, Piyush Chawla performed (4)
- 23: Mulayam calls for Uttar Pradesh Bandh as Akhilesh introduces FDI in retail (2)
- 22: Sri Lankan cheerleaders found better than Sri Lankan weather (11)
- 22: Safe to take bribes again, conclude corrupt people (3)
- 21: Manmohan Singh to clarify his remarks tomorrow (1)
- 21: Nokia Asha users insist that they are cool too (3)
- 20: BJP to provide memory booster pills to common man to remember scams by UPA (0)
- 20: Friend with a salaried job behaving totally jobless (4)
- 19: UPA government running after Mamata Banerjee pulled out (2)
- 18: Massive power cut in Amethi and Rae Bareli after Mamata withdraws support (2)
- 18: Billionaires shocked that middle class idiots can’t appreciate inflation (3)
- 17: Man saved from news channel debates as visiting mother-in-law watches TV serials (4)
- 16: Manmohan Singh bites subsidy bullet, loses half his teeth (4)
- 14: Maggi that actually cooks in 2 minutes demanded to save LPG (3)
- 13: McDonald’s launches 3-feet long burger in Pakistan (0)
- 12: Narendra Modi to support Nitish Kumar’s campaign against himself (5)
- 12: Facebook shares beat silent prayers as means to wish someone good (0)
- 11: IT notice to Sherlyn Chopra for not declaring income from sex (5)
- 11: Apple sues Apple as iPhone found copied from earlier versions (4)
- 08: 200 Megawatts of energy wasted on shouting in Parliament, claims CAG (1)
- 07: Sachin sneezes thrice in a row (7)
- 06: iPhone-5 to have an in-built washing machine (7)
- 05: “Apology? We didn’t criticize Sachin for God’s sake!” says Washington Post (2)
- 04: Vinod Rai, CAG of India, can’t count beyond 10, claims Digvijay Singh (8)
- 04: Man starts talking in English as soon as girl walks into Metro coach (1)
- 03: IAS aspirant fears there may be nothing left to loot when he gets a job (6)
- 01: Unfavorable movie reviews are hate speech, claim Bollywood directors (1)
- August 2012 (22)
- 31: India to buy Orkut, to turn it into the national social networking website (0)
- 29: Samsung shifts headquarters to China, to officially copy Apple (2)
- 27: Parliament announces “Adjourn from Home” facility for the MPs (4)
- 26: Man successfully wastes weekend on Twitter (3)
- 24: Prime Minister Manmohan Singh resigns, BJP confused what to do now (8)
- 24: CAG finds huge scam in Gov’s decision to buy Chinese firewall to block internet (1)
- 21: Government bans ‘zero’ because CAG keeps on adding them (13)
- 20: Beni Prasad Verma blames school teacher who taught him “Price High, Fun Rise” (5)
- 18: Rajiv Shukla asks Tendulkar to announce retirement so that people forget scams (2)
- 17: Court grants divorce to couple fighting like TV news panelists (4)
- 16: WikiLeaks leaks world map showing Ecuador ten times bigger than UK (1)
- 15: Government put under maintenance mode till further notice (4)
- 14: Prime Minister’s speech on 15th August to have a treasure hunt clue (3)
- 13: Mamata Banerjee announces Happy Hours when people can mock or question her (2)
- 12: IPL fan can’t believe Olympics over in just 17 days (4)
- 09: CID actors being cloned so that the serial keeps running for 100 years (3)
- 07: Google to provide Doodle-less homepage at workplaces at a cost (1)
- 06: NASA’s next mission will find life in engineering colleges (3)
- 05: Aamir Khan launches Sorrow Clubs on lines of Laughter Clubs (0)
- 05: Mahesh Bhatt to bailout US porn industry (1)
- 03: Team Anna to launch theme restaurant on corruption; bribe waiter or stay hungry (1)
- 02: Man wins a Rakhi Sister after applying Men’s Fairness Cream (2)
- July 2012 (24)
- 31: Bangladeshi immigrants threaten to immigrate to Bhutan if power cuts continue (3)
- 29: Chinese athletes to wear “Made in China” labels to boost image of Chinese goods (3)
- 27: Buy Facebook shares, else your passwords will be public: Zuckerberg (2)
- 27: Pranab Mukherjee already bored with his new job (4)
- 26: Corrupt babus suffer huge losses as totally honest government department found (4)
- 25: Scientists at CERN to find out how NCP-Congress fight started (2)
- 24: Coke Studio to get highest civilian award of Pakistan (1)
- 23: Pratibha Patil joins Twitter to see if people are still making jokes on her (12)
- 23: Namaste Oprah Winfrey (1)
- 21: Molesters asked to dress appropriately, say like Shakti Kapoor (10)
- 20: Rahul Gandhi found playing Ludo instead of Snakes & Ladders (6)
- 19: Presenting the real “underachiever” of the world (0)
- 18: Yeddyurappa to manage Yahoo! after it gets its 5th CEO in 5 years (2)
- 16: Two lines of news spotted on front page of Times Of India (18)
- 14: Senior bureaucrat announces retirement from scams (5)
- 13: Widespread panic as Canon announces Camera integrated with Facebook (0)
- 12: PA Sangma offers free mixer-grinder to Tamil Nadu MLAs if they vote for him (1)
- 11: Manmohan Singh becomes main character in computer game Mario (7)
- 10: Dhoble rescues youth watching Jackie Shroff’s maa-ki-aankh video (5)
- 09: Railways introduces reservations in queue to book Tatkal ticket at counters (6)
- 08: Manmohan Singh no longer an underachiever after being on TIME cover (8)
- 05: Sharad Pawar to hold backdoor talks with Indra for monsoon (1)
- 03: Akhilesh Yadav allows restaurant waiters to eat food from ordered dish (4)
- 02: Who is the Greatest Indian after Rahul Gandhi? (5)
- June 2012 (24)
- 30: Gujarati businessman starts company to make anti-Modi posters (1)
- 28: ABP News journalists clash over custody of coffee mugs with old Star News logo (2)
- 28: Tatkal Trolling by IRCTC (2)
- 27: Arindam Chaudhuri, Nirmal Baba in race to become India’s new Finance Minister (11)
- 26: Pranab Mukherjee happy he has to live like aam aadmi just for a month (2)
- 26: Kapil Sibal promises to screw up Delhi University after sorting out IITs (4)
- 25: RBI to employ cheerleaders in BSE to bring cheers to the market (1)
- 25: Now you can charge mobile battery by sending an SMS (7)
- 24: India to be electricity-free to stop fires arising out of short-circuits (8)
- 23: Saturday night hangover cured after watching ‘Satyamev Jayate’ (9)
- 22: President Patil’s granddaughter fails to identify United States on world map (13)
- 20: Delhi University launches new course B.Sc – Bachelor of Secularism (12)
- 19: IRCTC launches swimsuits, will open only after multiple attempts (5)
- 18: India to absorb all hours extended by Arnab Goswami in The Newshour (5)
- 16: Wish we had put similar efforts before voting, realizes aam aadmi (5)
- 14: Pratibha Patil to sell her travel kit online if new President is not decided soon (7)
- 12: S&P downgrades Humans, Monkey declared God’s best creation (10)
- 11: Youths to get admin rights of the parents’ Facebook accounts (1)
- 09: After IIT Kanpur’s revolt, Kapil Sibal to launch his own IIT-K (20)
- 08: Colleges to have smartcard in toilets to find out who drew sketches on the wall (5)
- 07: Summer intern planning to sue company for faking PPO policy (4)
- 06: Planning Commission to launch Shaandar Shauchalaya – a premium toilet chain (10)
- 04: What Sachin Tendulkar said when he met Manmohan Singh, fellow Rajya Sabha MP (10)
- 03: GDP growth rate of 5.3% to be called “Anna rate of growth” (9)
- May 2012 (17)
- 30: After tasting mess food, IIT aspirant no longer interested in going to IIT (25)
- 28: Boy named Manmohan Singh fails in CBSE Economics paper (52)
- 26: Government to sell title sponsorships for various scams (20)
- 22: PM’s letter to the citizens on completion of 3 years in office (31)
- 21: Kapil Sibal secretly buying shares of Facebook (7)
- 19: Excited with controversies, SET Max to show special programs on IPL fights (7)
- 12: Facebook introduces paid friends – pay $2 and add a girl as friend (33)
- 11: Parliament to find out if the caveman drew offensive cartoons (46)
- 09: Male IT employees skipping IPL on TV to watch ‘Bade Achchhe Lagte Hain’ (28)
- 09: Family, separated in different cities, reunites to book Tatkal ticket on IRCTC (36)
- 07: Massive honking by concerned citizens fails to clear traffic jam (16)
- 06: Ghosts leave TV studio haunted by Danny Morrison and Sidhu (17)
- 05: Nation debates Tendulkar’s new hairstyle and new President (10)
- 04: Air India and Kingfisher Airlines merge, form Indian Fisheries (8)
- 03: Debate around Presidential elections reveals Hamid Ansari as Vice President (34)
- 02: Tendulkar lookalike asks BCCI to give him a wig to match Sachin’s new hairstyle (11)
- 01: Halfway through, man realizes he’s stuck with watching IPL matches (4)
- April 2012 (21)
- 30: Summer intern already thinking how to continue relationship with the HR girl (28)
- 28: Congress leader claims party symbol is hand of Rajinikanth (11)
- 26: Government asks couples not to have sex between 7 AM and 11 PM (29)
- 24: Sachin fan forgets to greet his wife, who shares birthday with Tendulkar (12)
- 24: Man forced to attempt suicide for making anti-Sachin comment (22)
- 23: Panipuri wala claims huge losses due to women asking for extra paani and free puri (16)
- 21: Communists not to get a Railway berth next to a non-communist (5)
- 20: CAG calculates 300 crores loss due to Abhishek Manu Singhvi sex CD (14)
- 19: Pratibha Patil goes missing inside Rashtrapati Bhavan for three hours (25)
- 18: Mango commits suicide after being kissed by Emraan Hashmi (9)
- 17: Rahul Gandhi unmarried due to coalition politics, he had CPM girlfriend (29)
- 16: SRK given status of Chief Minister of Bollywood, will be exempted at US airports (15)
- 13: UP to sell all Mayawati’s statutes to WB after modifying them into Mamata’s (21)
- 12: Normal Baba, aspiring godman, raises second round of investment (42)
- 10: Facebook buys IRCTC to promote social networking in trains (34)
- 09: Bilawal Bhutto to undertake summer internship in Congress (15)
- 07: UPA partners ask PM to explain if he fears Army more than the Allies (6)
- 06: Google sends special invite to Manmohan Singh to try Project Glass (20)
- 05: Indian Express launches ‘Aman Ki Asha’ for peace between Army and Government (9)
- 02: IPL to give Emraan Hashmi of the Match award to spectator checking out cheerleaders (14)
- 01: Dalit families visited by Rahul Gandhi to meet today on April Fools’ Day (16)
- March 2012 (22)
- 31: CAPTCHA pops up as Manmohan Singh tries to sign Sino-Indian deal (27)
- 30: Kasab wants to fly in Kingfisher before either of them die (22)
- 30: Engineering student with Rs 1.34 cr Facebook job offer offers to sell his sperm (18)
- 29: China, Pakistan promise not to attack India if it continues with the mess it’s in (24)
- 28: Twitter to introduce verified account for trolls (8)
- 27: Mahesh Bhatt undertakes journey to the deepest part of the human body (12)
- 26: Tata to launch new tea against corruption, to promote it as ‘ab jaag bhi jao re’ (11)
- 24: Manipur MLAs planning to watch porn to grab attention of the nation (12)
- 23: Parliament to have two MPs nominated by Twitter and Facebook users (10)
- 22: Vijay Mallya gives up, Mamata Banerjee to run Kingfisher Airlines (24)
- 21: Nokia partners with BJP to come up with smartphones that won’t play porn clips (21)
- 20: Agent Vinod and India-Pak Asia Cup match recording banned in Pakistan (15)
- 19: Time saved by internet and mobile invested in timepass on internet and mobile (25)
- 15: Impressed by ‘A Budget for Rahul Gandhi’ TV ads, Rahul joins IIPM (55)
- 13: “Fix this match for good luck” bookies using blind-faith to fix matches (24)
- 12: Facebook blocks thousands of users named “Digvijay Singh” (45)
- 09: Rahul Gandhi trying to understand jokes around Rahul Dravid’s retirement (24)
- 07: Bhang session at IIM Lucknow called to analyze Digvijay Singh’s election strategy (23)
- 05: Middle class asked to be upset about one more issue than thousands already bugging it (12)
- 04: Exit Exam shows Yogendra Yadav getting 98% in Board Exams (9)
- 03: Files do get burnt or go missing during investigations, says Kripashankar Singh (5)
- 01: Government asks Google to disclose the number of gays in India (13)
- February 2012 (14)
- 29: BCCI drops non-performing Poonam Pandey from Asia Cup (16)
- 28: Nation agrees to blame India’s previous losses on Ravi Shastri (23)
- 24: IIPM blames MS Dhoni for poor placements of its students (31)
- 23: Massive shit from MTV Roadies auditions blocks sewer pipes in city (22)
- 22: Vijay Mallya asks banks to provide him “wine loan” on lines of gold loan (18)
- 21: Duncan Fletcher caught discussing Sachin’s retirement with fake Facebook profiles (7)
- 20: IIM student skips placement to get employed with Kingfisher Airlines (10)
- 17: Mumbai potholes welcome BMC election results, thank those who didn’t vote (14)
- 16: Model uploads her nude pics on Google+, no one notices (20)
- 13: Rahul Gandhi vows to marry if Congress is voted to power in Uttar Pradesh (29)
- 11: No obscene slogans found written on the toilet walls of Karnataka Assembly (10)
- 09: BJP MLAs to auction the porn clip that they were viewing (16)
- 05: Fresh petition against Chidambaram accusing him of “intelligence failure” in 2G scam (10)
- 03: Kapil Sibal blames Britishers for loot, Congress just followed the policy (34)
- January 2012 (19)
- 28: Couple caught together at midnight on campus, studying (11)
- 27: Idiots of India sue The Hindu for mocking them in advertisement (42)
- 25: Indian team to carry their own pitches for future foreign tours (21)
- 23: Mayawati’s missing shoes were thrown at Rahul Gandhi (13)
- 21: Musharraf to declare himself a terrorist for safe return to Pakistan (38)
- 15: Subcontinent teams agree to play cricket as “East Indies” (28)
- 13: YouTube moves video clips of Indian innings into “tragedy” category (10)
- 12: Man jumbles television channels to miss morning telecast of Perth test (14)
- 11: Infosys announces three-hour break for freshers to discuss CAT scores (30)
- 10: Rahul Gandhi to judge MasterChef Uttar Pradesh by eating food at contestants’ homes (28)
- 09: Election Commission bans “cool’” smiley as it wears Karunanidhi sunglasses (16)
- 07: Homeless people to have Mayawati shaped haircut to get cover (11)
- 07: BJP goes for massive rebranding, to call itself “Party OK” (10)
- 06: China orders fake Steve Jobs owning fake Apple stores to die (12)
- 05: Sibal to go back in time to convince Mayans they were wrong about 2012 (18)
- 04: Tendulkar fan stops taking bath to ensure 100th century (12)
- 04: IPL umpires to draw Bajaj RE60 in air to refer to third umpire (13)
- 03: Relationships suffer a heavy blow as Facebook fails to notify birthdays (8)
- 01: People already bored and done with 2012, survey reveals (11)
- December 2011 (23)
- 31: Russian derecognized as language after failing to come up with Kolaveri Di version (24)
- 30: Dalit family asks Rahul Gandhi to finish dinner and leave house at midnight (34)
- 26: Suresh Kalmadi to organize world class flash mob at Tihar jail (8)
- 24: Digvijay Singh to keep mum for 10 days if Sachin scores his 100th century (10)
- 23: Vicks launches caste-based inhalers, as cold affects people based on their caste (38)
- 22: Don’t become MacMohan of Hollywood, fans plead with Anil Kapoor (15)
- 21: Only copy of Lokpal Bill prepared by the government goes missing (23)
- 20: Rats welcome Food Security Bill in anticipation of rotten grains (13)
- 17: Man with over 500 pictures of Kim Kardashian finally learns to pronounce her name (21)
- 16: Pakistan to remove 16 December from all future calendars (27)
- 16: Vote to choose “Faking News Digvijay Singh of the Year” (44)
- 15: Sonia Gandhi unhappy with policy logjam, corruption, cold weather, and slow internet (24)
- 14: NRI uncles back in demand as Dollar reaches record levels (26)
- 13: Pakistan makes fake profile on Facebook to send friend request to USA (22)
- 12: Taj Mahal to be relocated to Delhi to celebrate 100 years of the city (13)
- 10: ICC allows bowlers to take performance enhancing drugs against Sehwag (27)
- 08: White dove, the symbol of peace, introduced in Angry Birds (15)
- 07: Government to pre-screen babies before mothers can give birth to them (28)
- 06: All Facebook posts to have “Kapil Sibal likes this” by default (61)
- 05: After Bellary, nation postpones honesty till consensus is reached (11)
- 03: Obama says sorry as NATO mistakenly bombs anti-India terror camp in Pakistan (21)
- 02: MPs react with “LOL” over “no work, no pay” demands by citizens (11)
- 01: Censor cuts Emraan Hashmi scenes to reduce obscenity in The Dirty Picture (10)
- November 2011 (34)
- 30: Fake Walmart store discovered in Ulhasnagar during anti-FDI protests (21)
- 30: Man divorces his wife of ten years because she didn’t nag him at all (13)
- 29: Indian shoplifters welcome decision to allow FDI in retail (12)
- 28: Parliament to be converted into amusement park to recover lost money (43)
- 27: Congress buys minority stake in BJP, sees bright future as an opposition party (6)
- 26: Pissed off with Bigg Boss, court asks government to define who is a “celebrity” (18)
- 26: Mayawati announces formation of four new castes, promises quota (15)
- 25: Sidhu denies he was laughing like crazy after watching video of Pawar being slapped (23)
- 25: Google doodle when Sachin scores his 100th international century (7)
- 25: Thousands of blog posts remain in drafts as Sachin misses century (15)
- 24: Kolaveri Dhokla launched in Gujarat as UN announces World Kolaveri Day (18)
- 23: Digital avatar of fans following cricket at home to fill empty stadium seats (4)
- 22: Forbes declares list of richest terrorists, Kasab tops the under-25 list (6)
- 21: New dating site launched for people who suck at relationships (16)
- 19: I won’t score my 100th century till we have 100 honest MPs: Tendulkar (22)
- 18: Animals outraged as new Benetton ad shows dog kissing cat (13)
- 18: Vinod Kambli says Harbhajan had slapped him during 1996 world cup semi-final (22)
- 17: New Facebook virus morphs user’s face on Vidya Balan in The Dirty Picture poster (13)
- 16: Amitabh Bachchan sells ICICI child future plan to Abhishek Bachchan (19)
- 15: Begging Alms Guarantee Act proposed to stop UP folks from begging in Maharashtra (20)
- 13: Rahul Gandhi to become Prime Minister of India on Children’s Day (26)
- 12: Mallya announces austerity drive, Deepika will travel in Gareeb Rath (14)
- 12: Satyam’s Ramalinga Raju appointed as India’s new CAG (7)
- 11: Aishwarya Rai Bachchan’s child delivery to be broadcast live (32)
- 09: Tihar Jail to open museum of wax statues of VIP inmates (42)
- 08: After Bigg Boss, Swami Agnivesh gets ready for MTV Roadies (22)
- 07: Apple announces free IIPM degree with every purchase of laptop (44)
- 06: Bulls no longer interested in taking part in rallies to protest petrol price hike (14)
- 05: Manmohan Singh to do commentary during test matches against West Indies (23)
- 04: Car and bike thieves return vehicles after taking out petrol (35)
- 03: Jaya cancels all marriages solemnized under DMK regime (12)
- 02: Harbhajan Singh offers to slap Mohammad Asif and Salman Butt (7)
- 02: Sadda Haq: Ranbir Kapoor hopeful of replacing Che Guevara on t-shirts (29)
- 01: Since all of us are corrupt, every family will get one Lokpal (11)
- October 2011 (25)
- 31: Digvijay Singh announces he will be reborn as 8 billionth baby (16)
- 29: Tihar Jail launches blogging website for its VIP prisoners (6)
- 28: Harbhajan Singh to take part in F1 race driving his Hummer (22)
- 28: KRK refuses to play G.One in Bhojpuri remake of Ra.One (22)
- 27: Dogs to bark all night to take revenge for Diwali crackers (38)
- 24: TV channel finds a man who still doesn’t know about Ra.One (37)
- 23: SRK promises special screening of Ra.One inside Tihar for Kanimozhi (11)
- 23: Blank news report on Narendra Modi receives 3720 comments (43)
- 22: Angry Birds say no to crackers, celebrate green Diwali by blasting pigs (4)
- 21: Chinese guns rejected by Pakistan being sold off as Diwali toys in India (14)
- 21: Victory over England proves there is nothing like “too much cricket”, claims BCCI (8)
- 20: Ra.One fuljhari launched for Diwali, won’t stop till you watch the movie (25)
- 19: Doctor invents pills for politicians causing instant chest pain (16)
- 18: Boy fails to say ‘sorry’ due to 100 SMS cap by TRAI, loses girlfriend (50)
- 17: After Rajini and Big B, SRK offers Dravid a role in Ra.One (39)
- 15: BlackBerry outage removes difference between managers and workers (9)
- 14: Mayawati demands replacing Prashant Bhushan with her statue in Team Anna (21)
- 14: Ram Sene slap the bathtub in which Poonam Pandey filmed herself in shower (20)
- 12: Facebooking and Tweeting added to the list of jobs under NREGA (24)
- 10: Digvijay Singh diagnosed with a disease called Digvijay Singh (24)
- 07: Forced to watch a horrible movie after good review, man sues newspaper (15)
- 04: Infosys to shift focus on hiring IIT students of lower quality (25)
- 03: Orissa floods spoil news channel’s plan to get local reaction on Bigg Boss (16)
- 01: I saw Tendulkar running between wickets on a horse: Afridi (42)
- 01: Government to officially close the matter of 2G scam on Dussehra (9)
- September 2011 (38)
- 30: IIT students ask government to provide them girlfriends when they graduate (73)
- 30: Kapil Sibal’s $35 computer labeled as Micromax Tablet killer (11)
- 29: P Chidambaram vs. Pranab Mukherjee – the boxing match (9)
- 29: Delhi Metro announces special line to 10 Janpath for VIPs (11)
- 28: India to be renamed “Inddia” for bringing good luck to the nation (20)
- 27: Student sued for poor marks in exams, now he tells dad “matter is sub-judice” (22)
- 27: Chidambaram misplaces “clean chit” Sonia Gandhi gave him (18)
- 26: Government caps number of bribes at 100 per day per babu (12)
- 25: Shahrukh joins Facebook, to charge 500 rupees for posting birthday wishes on wall (42)
- 24: Paris Hilton shocked to see pirated copies of her sex tape selling in Mumbai (14)
- 24: Dead NASA satellite debris crash-lands on India TV’s office (24)
- 23: Sensex loses 700 points as traders fear a massive gorilla outside (15)
- 22: Chidambaram told to launch a regional party so that 2G scam can be fully blamed on allies (11)
- 21: People with less than 32 friends on Facebook or Twitter identified as “socially poor” (16)
- 20: Controversy over Narendra Modi’s refusal to wear birthday cap and hold balloons (45)
- 19: With Kochi out, Sreesanth inquires if he can train cheerleaders in IPL (13)
- 19: Rediff to release yearbook showcasing the best comments (13)
- 18: Next petrol price hike to be pegged at 4.20 rupees per liter (14)
- 17: Congress claims victory over Narendra Modi’s fast using Duckworth-Lewis method (11)
- 16: Arindam Chaudhuri renames his book as “Discover the Petrol in You” (25)
- 16: Indians tempted as Gaddafi offers cheap petrol in return for safe haven (27)
- 15: Engineers surviving only on chai-sutta inspire study for a new fuel (24)
- 14: Ship carrying Sharad Pawar’s undisclosed assets gets stuck at Juhu beach (21)
- 13: “Why the hell can our college not target more girls like the IIMs?” ask IIT students (15)
- 12: Producer under fire for giving scriptwriter a fee as high as heroine’s wardrobe budget (6)
- 11: Jobless for 10 years, JNU student insists US imperialism his biggest concern (30)
- 09: Three groups claim responsibility for India’s poor performance in England (20)
- 08: All round condemnation of terror attacks kills one terrorist (55)
- 07: UPA releases its own poster of the movie “A Wednesday” (42)
- 06: Mayawati bans “That Girl In Yellow Boots” after WikiLeaks exposé (21)
- 05: BCCI releases official poster of the injurious tour of England (4)
- 05: Sharad Pawar wishes Happy Teacher’s Day to Kapil (who?) (16)
- 04: Salman Khan to become bodyguard of Indian cricketers to stop further injuries (19)
- 03: Sharad Pawar launches bit.ly competitor paw.ar – the quickest URL shortener (5)
- 03: Latest pictures reveal Nasser Hussain destined to love donkeys (22)
- 03: Meira Kumar opposes iPads, demands silencers for MPs (7)
- 02: Ravindra Jadeja included in Standing Committee on Lokpal (15)
- 01: Google Maps to use Mayawati statues for directions in Lucknow (73)
- August 2011 (35)
- 31: Rahul Dravid to make debut as opening bowler, clarifies MS Dhoni (12)
- 30: A brief history of iPad – from Apple stores to the Indian parliament (10)
- 29: Privilege motion against Gunda movie for showing a “kafanchor neta” (19)
- 28: TV reporter attacked for comparing Anna’s victory celebrations with world cup celebrations (15)
- 27: What is Anna, Arindam, or Gandhiji thinking/saying here? (16)
- 26: Parliament passes loose motion on corruption with majority (64)
- 25: CAT to have questions on life and relationships to block engineers entering IIMs (28)
- 25: Manmohan Singh confuses Sonia Gandhi’s “remote control” with “magic wand” (26)
- 24: IIM Ahmedabad student writes his own draft of Lokpal bill (24)
- 23: Arnab Goswami arrested for leading protests from Times Now studios (41)
- 23: Rahul Gandhi proposes two Lokpals for two Indias as a compromise formula (17)
- 22: Cricket fan who was confident of Indian comeback in tests selected for Arjuna Award (18)
- 20: Government to relocate corrupt people after others ask them to Quit India (11)
- 19: Talks to stop RGV from making movie on Anna’s movement fail (12)
- 18: Sreesanth announces “indefinite bowling” in support of Jan Lokpal (18)
- 17: Dhoni requests Manish Tewari to call team India the “D Company” (20)
- 16: Kalmadi, Raja arrested while trying to flee Tihar disguised as Anna supporters (30)
- 15: Manish Tewari to walk with light-bulb to oppose Anna’s call to switch off lights (53)
- 13: Panic strikes as Facebook allows girls to list anyone as brother on Rakshabandhan (40)
- 12: Postage stamp honoring Sehwag’s double ducks released (18)
- 12: Faking News guide for cracking CAT 2011 to get into IIMs (22)
- 11: Prakash Jha agrees to replace all objectionable scenes in Aarakshan with random item songs (19)
- 11: Citizens want to file Income Tax returns using Twitter and Facebook (8)
- 10: BCCI to appoint home tutors for teaching test cricket to Indian players (7)
- 09: Rats living inside Parliament premises lose hearing sensation (21)
- 09: TV channel launches Reality Show with unborn babies as participants (18)
- 08: Kapil Sibal appointed head of CAG – Congress Against Graft (8)
- 07: Manmohan Singh asks Gavaskar, Shastri how they follow BCCI line but appear independent (13)
- 06: Obama announces austerity drive, will travel in Tata Nano (6)
- 05: Fears of US recession excite Indian company to announce salary cuts (14)
- 04: Mumbai potholes to be named after famous personalities (19)
- 03: Honeymoon picture on Facebook receives “Hang Kasab” comment (38)
- 02: Contractor discovers water soluble tar that will remove roads between potholes (27)
- 01: BCCI asks England to play the next two test matches in India (9)
- 01: PM’s role in 2G scam should be forgiven in the “spirit of the game”: Sibal (10)
- July 2011 (31)
- 31: IIPM appoints Poonam Pandey as their brand ambassador (29)
- 31: Proposal to convert all scam sites into tourist destinations (10)
- 30: Rajdeep Sardesai quits Twitter to start new micro-blogging site “Adarsh Twitter” (15)
- 29: Lay’s mistakenly fills packets of flavored air with potato chips (63)
- 28: RBI hires goons for snatching money from people to control inflation (22)
- 28: BJP asks Kapil Sibal to become the new CM of Karnataka (11)
- 27: Times of India to rename ‘Aman Ki Asha’ as ‘Aman Ki Hina’ (19)
- 26: Congress to raise funds for party by organizing circus shows (18)
- 25: Idea to launch 3G condoms to control population growth (22)
- 25: England player throws KKR jersey in Ishant Sharma’s hotel room (7)
- 24: Court orders Kalmadi’s body to be tattooed with CWG scam facts (12)
- 23: IIM Indore students offer to strip if Poonam Pandey gets admission (18)
- 22: Rahul Gandhi gets ‘blinking eyes’ image like Govind Tiwari (29)
- 21: Katrina Kaif to do an item number during Rahul Gandhi’s next padyatra (17)
- 20: Manmohan Singh to read news on Doordarshan to connect with citizens (29)
- 19: Bhajji sues Deepika for calling Siddharth Mallya “doosara” (16)
- 17: Google Plus blocking entry to users who were hyperactive on Orkut (14)
- 15: Terrorists claim they too have something like the “Mumbai spirit” (16)
- 13: Middle class promoted to “more middle” class rank in economic reshuffle (14)
- 12: Cricketers in doping scandal, took performance reducing drugs on West Indies tour (27)
- 11: Kanpur front runner to become the “gaali capital” of India (19)
- 10: Times of India to shut down after journalists fail to find photo showing cleavage (26)
- 09: Govt employees successfully fill crack in office wall with gutkha pouches (9)
- 08: Congress trying to develop clones of Kapil Sibal to replace corrupt ministers (17)
- 07: Rahul Gandhi to appear in the next season of “Maa Exchange” (13)
- 06: 25 slaves rescued from an IT company go back to their ruler (21)
- 05: Indian Football team target bottom three FIFA ranking to grab media attention (16)
- 04: Treasure worth rupees 2 lakh crore found below Tihar jail (15)
- 02: Accountant who deducted TDS for alms to beggar nominated for industry award (13)
- 01: Facebook to launch its own country to take on Google Plus (33)
- 01: Congress releases “Bbuddah” poster of Manmohan Singh for image makeover (14)
- June 2011 (31)
- 30: Manmohan Singh laughs out loud at Ranbir Kapoor’s DoCoMo joke (28)
- 29: Bengal government to allow non-science students to pursue Engineering (21)
- 28: Juhu Beach Ship to be declared the 8th wonder of the world (11)
- 28: Batsmen to stop running completely to oppose ICC ban on runners (13)
- 27: Cops want ATMs at traffic signals to enable quick bribe from commuters carrying cards (12)
- 26: Man attempts suicide after badly missing telemarketing SMS (18)
- 25: Scientist develops special gene to help students score over 100% marks (12)
- 24: IIM cancels admission to student who took CAT on performance enhancing drugs (11)
- 23: Arindam Chaudhuri ranked number one in legal exposure (43)
- 22: Beggars claim to be ‘green’ activists, demand benefits from Jairam Ramesh (4)
- 21: Engineering students protest appointment of “honest” lab-assistant (45)
- 20: Manmohan Singh asks Congress leaders to shut the fuck up (20)
- 19: Rahul Gandhi adopts dalit child on Father’s Day, Mayawati furious (21)
- 18: Congress worker tattoos body with Rahul Gandhi’s pics to support farmers’ rights (5)
- 16: Simi Garewal to play vampire in the upcoming Twilight movie (19)
- 15: Man sued for dropping wife at car service center instead of beauty parlor (42)
- 14: MBA students continue to buck trend, intern in an Auto-rickshaw (15)
- 13: Government cool with corrupt and criminal babas till they don’t get into politics (35)
- 12: Reporter lands at Irom Sharmila’s fast mistaking her for Sharmila Tagore (26)
- 11: Government creates Facebook event to debate corruption (11)
- 10: Digvijay Singh threatens to raise an army of 11000 bullshitters (53)
- 09: Raina asks Arnab to launch campaign supporting India in West Indies (6)
- 08: Microsoft releases new OS, Rahul Gandhi becomes an icon (29)
- 07: Prime Minister is notional, does not exist, claims Kapil Sibal (15)
- 06: Office dude wonders who’s the one left out who hasn’t seen his iPhone (23)
- 05: Digvijay Singh to become customer care chief of Vodafone (46)
- 04: BCCI announces IPL-5 in a bid to end Baba Ramdev’s fast (7)
- 03: Government totally enjoying stuff going around in name of anti-corruption crusade (11)
- 02: Government releases official yoga position to remove corruption (19)
- 01: Law abiding youth decides not to touch alcohol till he turns 25 (12)
- 01: Conman claiming to sell Oscars cheat Bollywood celebrities (10)
- May 2011 (39)
- 31: Foreigner finds Indian whiskey taste like sugar syrup and Complan (16)
- 30: “Fair & Handsome” faces bankruptcy as Gayle, Malinga shine in IPL (19)
- 29: BCCI to use body doubles of cricketers to save them from burning out (4)
- 28: Speak Asia proposes free membership for Tihar jail inmates (7)
- 27: Adult sites replace “bad words” to avoid being blocked by office IT guys (5)
- 26: US to spend 10 million dollars to find out what burger Headley likes (8)
- 25: FBI finds out Bal Thackeray’s mansion, Obama says “relax” (36)
- 24: Rajiv Gandhi IIM at Shillong definitely world-class: Digvijay Singh (32)
- 23: Karunanidhi to do a Prison Break to rescue Kanimozhi from Tihar jail (37)
- 22: Kapil Sibal to wear Karunanidhi glasses at UPA anniversary dinner (10)
- 21: Planning Commission ropes in McDonald’s to eradicate poverty (19)
- 20: No. 992 on trade-list submitted to Pakistan had “Terrorism” (12)
- 19: Inspired by Behenji and Didi, Mulayam decides to call himself Bhaiyyaji (30)
- 18: After Kamina, Saala, and BoseDK, plan to sell commercial rights of Hindi gaalis (15)
- 17: Indian army locates secret hideout of Himesh Reshammiya (17)
- 16: When celebrities clicked Facebook spam links on their walls (36)
- 16: Software engineer ‘reports abuse’ his manager on Facebook after appraisal (13)
- 15: Adulterated petrol prices also raised, clarifies government (9)
- 15: US apologizes for the next unilateral action on Pakistani soil (13)
- 14: Adarsh Housing Society building goes missing from Mumbai (7)
- 14: “We are just a couple” insist husband-wife accused of friendship (11)
- 13: Jayalalithaa sends free mixer-grinder to Karunanidhi’s wives (12)
- 12: China planning to create cheap copy of Pakistan near Arunachal Pradesh (8)
- 11: IPL fired cheerleader for not promoting her blog properly (11)
- 11: Google to make shirts that would auto-suggest matching trousers (25)
- 10: Pakistan releases list of 5 persons for whose actions state would be responsible (10)
- 09: Sachin asked to broker peace between Naxals and Government (7)
- 09: Dawood, Hafiz decide to stay naked for rest of their lives (3)
- 08: Mother hits her hopeless son with slipper on Mother’s Day (24)
- 07: Times Now all set to become India’s first 3D news channel (19)
- 06: Tantrik says he can launch US like operation against Dawood using nimbu-mirchi (11)
- 06: British Queen told to allow assassination attempt to put Royal family back in news (5)
- 05: Terrorist organizations offering guided tour packages in Pak (14)
- 04: Summer intern successfully activates all dead online profiles (23)
- 03: Virgins on strike demanding pay rise greet Osama in afterlife (62)
- 03: Subprime crisis stares Pakistan as Osama’s mansion found mortgaged to many banks (6)
- 02: Pervez Musharraf should have been truthful five years back (1)
- 02: Al-Qaida to announce results of Osama’s successor contest (7)
- 01: Shane Warne lobbied for Liz Hurley to be India’s new coach (4)
- April 2011 (26)
- 29: Belly dancer claims to be the Indian connection to Royal Wedding (8)
- 28: Ishant Sharma fined for bowling better than accepted levels (22)
- 27: White House clarifies that President Obama is not a lesbian (7)
- 27: Man claims to be original son of Vijay Mallya, lays claim on Deepika Padukone (17)
- 26: Jobless MBA robs neighbor in hope of landing in Tihar Jail (10)
- 25: IIT dropout finds B.A. English syllabus equally uninteresting (37)
- 24: Man gives up hope of telling tales of Tendulkar to his sons (59)
- 23: BCCI announces retirement from test cricket to focus on T20 (7)
- 22: Digvijay Singh becomes first man to have ISO certified integrity (57)
- 21: Indian bookies declare Pakistan safe for next cricket tour (5)
- 20: Batman and Spiderman refuse to replace Bhushans on the Lokpal Committee (8)
- 19: Proposal to install “mental detectors” at polling booths to stop idiots from voting (26)
- 18: Rahul Gandhi’s article on corruption published in Champak magazine (37)
- 17: Sachin scores century in “book cricket”, loses to son Arjun (37)
- 16: Amar Singh and Digvijay Singh get honorary M.Sc. degree (10)
- 15: BCCI asks Pakistani cricketers interested in playing IPL to send “brrr” video clips (13)
- 15: Sharad Pawar wants benefit of doubt in all cases of corruption (9)
- 12: Janta Lokpal Bill to remove corruption at “low levels” by legalizing it (14)
- 11: Man under investigation over alleged “fake encounter” with mouse (12)
- 08: Government bought things at inflated prices to fight war against corruption (13)
- 07: BCCI honors American who accidentally became aware of Cricket World Cup (22)
- 06: Kochi IPL team says it wants to win the cup for Sreesanth (20)
- 05: PM asks Anna Hazare to tolerate corruption at least till IPL (19)
- 04: Shahid Afridi gets to see the “biggest heart” in the world (21)
- 03: Barbers hike rates as Dhoni goes bald after world cup victory (5)
- 01: With VIP passes gone, Pawar asks MLA to become Stumpy (4)
- March 2011 (37)
- 31: Kyazoonga announces e-lathicharge for fans buying tickets online (10)
- 29: Rains in Mohali ahead of the match give nightmares to fans (2)
- 29: Manmohan Singh asks Advani to be caretaker PM during Mohali match (24)
- 28: Pakistani cricketers warn Rehman Malik not to screw up with their country (7)
- 27: Schoolboy watches 300 YouTube clips of India-Pakistan matches in one day (10)
- 26: Fake pilots offer free laptops to passengers from Tamil Nadu to win legitimacy (14)
- 26: Salman Khan decides to teach Afridi a lesson before Mohali (32)
- 25: After exchanging couplets, Manmohan-Sushma to play badminton (10)
- 25: Widespread scare as KRK could release Deshdrohi-2 trailer during Mohali match (8)
- 24: HR dept announces award for anyone found working after India-Aus match begins (13)
- 23: French Restaurant in Delhi to offer meals to BPL card holders to qualify for VAT waiver (4)
- 22: Arindam Chaudhuri launches political party, to contest Bengal elections (15)
- 22: Now Salman can “burn” Shahrukh; Madame Tussauds to sell celebrity wax candles (5)
- 21: Alien spacecraft loses way due to supermoon, lands in UP instead of US (9)
- 19: Delhi police arrests men planning to play Holi with Sarah Palin (18)
- 18: Indian batsmen should play for my daddy, not for crowd: Siddharth Mallya (9)
- 18: HR employee showed cash to be used to buy MBA students (5)
- 17: Congress leader showed penis to US envoy to prove government was potent (14)
- 17: World horrified by Japan nuclear disaster, North Korea “excited” (7)
- 16: Ravi Shastri reveals himself as a Terminator from the future (14)
- 16: Dhoni, Nehra to watch “Dum Maaro Dum” to support Bipasha Basu (12)
- 15: Twenty thousand claim N D Tiwari as a common ancestor (21)
- 14: Scared of world ending in 2012, India TV journalists commit suicide (41)
- 13: Criticism of Tendulkar to be punishable under section 295(A) (66)
- 12: Airtel could drop Kareena Kapoor from their 3G services promotion plans (6)
- 11: Sreesanth injures Chawla ahead of India-South Africa match (12)
- 11: Deoband fatwa to bring son-in-laws closer to mother-in-laws (50)
- 10: Government set to implement “one family, one idiot” policy (15)
- 09: Manmohan Singh says it was “error of judgment” to have agreed to become PM (21)
- 08: Court allows women to gossip at work, men can join in too (8)
- 07: Delhi wife-beaters to help Libyan rebels fight Gaddafi’s female bodyguards (9)
- 06: Office of the most honest person of India found (3)
- 05: Betting on which stadium Rahul Gandhi will visit to watch World Cup match (11)
- 04: PCB claims that Shane Warne is dating “fixer” Veena Malik (10)
- 03: Government mulls direct cash transfers by dropping money bags from the sky (12)
- 02: Union Budget speech printouts found in Parliament canteen (13)
- 01: BCCI to show repeat of IPL matches on mini screens during World Cup (6)
- February 2011 (28)
- 28: Ireland plans to restrict India below 350 to give themselves a chance (25)
- 26: Pepsi to be official sponsor of Ricky Ponting’s “TV tod” shot (11)
- 25: Father names son “Facebook” after he fails in annual exam (13)
- 24: Dev Anand claims Lagaan was remake of Awwal Number, plans to release it in B&W (14)
- 23: Mamata Banerjee asks “jobless” Lalu to work part-time on Railways Budget (9)
- 22: Parliament to gradually phase out all lawmaking activities (8)
- 21: Indian player injured in Cricinfo World Cup Fantasy Cricket (5)
- 19: India TV beats Aaj Tak by three Rakhi Sawants in world cup (9)
- 18: Bangladesh says it wants to win the World Cup for Ganguly (19)
- 17: Facebook to launch genes that will genetically modify humans to use Facebook more easily (12)
- 16: Manmohan Singh says he did feel like slapping A Raja once (18)
- 15: National romantic index crashes on opening day after valentine week (5)
- 15: Outrage as Nokia CEO asks workers to use Internet Explorer (11)
- 14: S M Krishna gives Valentine’s Day card to Hillary Clinton by mistake (11)
- 13: Sunday Magazine: Meet the real Game Changers of India (5)
- 12: IIT student develops valentine scheduling algorithm for girls (24)
- 11: Tendulkar fans plan Egypt like protests if umpires give a wrong decision (7)
- 10: India Pakistan to work out a joint scam to boost bilateral ties (15)
- 09: India TV buys a Psychic Donkey to predict world cup results (15)
- 08: Congress sues Mayawati for copyright violation over sycophancy (9)
- 07: Pakistani cricketers offer themselves for life ban if allowed to fix more matches (6)
- 06: Six special celebrity lookalikes spotted by Faking News (18)
- 05: Egypt like protests fail to overthrow Mukhiya of Balrampur (6)
- 04: UPA says all scams were mock drills to test law enforcement (7)
- 03: A Raja consulting experts to find out the right time to fall ill (15)
- 03: Unwanted-69, emergency contraceptive pill for gays launched (15)
- 02: Assange could leak World Cup match-fixing arrangements (10)
- 01: Ra.One adjudged Best Film in Filmfare awards for unreleased movies (19)
- January 2011 (32)
- 31: Arab nations ask India how its citizens put up with all shit (23)
- 29: Tamil actor Vijay to use time machine to remake unreleased movies (54)
- 28: Zuckerberg’s Facebook fan page was hacked after he added a “suggested friend” (8)
- 27: Government asks Supreme Court to “chill” over black money (10)
- 27: With real estate under politicians’ control, mafia targets womb rentals (7)
- 26: MTV to save electricity by muting “beep” sound in Roadies (18)
- 25: Chetan Bhagat releases book authored by an internet bot (5)
- 24: Britain to raise Union Jack at Lal Chowk to unite warring Indians (13)
- 22: Orkut user humiliated in full public view by Facebook crowd (24)
- 21: Afraid of earthquake causing cracks on pitches, Australia wants World Cup deferred (8)
- 20: TCS to hire through IPL style auctions, quote lowest to get job (89)
- 19: Manmohan Singh leaks list of new Ministers to WikiLeaks (13)
- 18: Parents sue UTV Bindass for making their son an asshole (12)
- 17: Khap Panchayat refuses to bar men from wearing skirts and saree (11)
- 17: IPL franchises unhappy with BCCI for not consulting them over World Cup team (6)
- 16: When will “Aaj Tak” come up with this year’s edition? (1)
- 15: Mayawati’s image appears mysteriously on wall of Congress worker’s house (12)
- 14: MCD transfers corrupt employees to Anti-Corruption Unit (3)
- 13: Fed up of waiting, Prince Charles decides to rule own village (15)
- 12: After CAG, Kapil Sibal now rejects CAT figures as “erroneous” (25)
- 11: Sourav Ganguly to star in Dabangg-2 along with Salman Khan (13)
- 10: Three years without success, college dropout now trying to get back to college (19)
- 09: Sourav Ganguly fans threaten to stall release of SRK’s Ra.One (34)
- 08: Millions of dollars deposited in Swiss bank while nation watched IPL auctions (8)
- 07: Australian fans celebrate by mistake after Ashes defeat (9)
- 07: The Lost Symbol: telecom companies making an ass out of us? (20)
- 06: Reddy and Raju families agree on dividing Andhra into three states (4)
- 05: Congress revises its zero tolerance for corruption to sub-zero levels (8)
- 04: New “fairness” cream offers instant sunburn to feel like those white guys in sun (10)
- 03: Pakistan Taliban has raised group of gay suicide bombers (14)
- 02: PAC vs Manmohan Singh: How is this game going to end? (3)
- 01: BJP launches web browser for its members and supporters (40)
- December 2010 (34)
- 31: Men spent most time on Facebook watching pictures of women users (23)
- 30: After Master Chef, Star Plus to air Dhobi Guru – Nikaal Daag, Varna Bhaag (12)
- 29: Five events that will make real headlines in the year 2011 (26)
- 28: Ponting to be appointed as “Hawk-Eye” for ICC World Cup (10)
- 27: Mayawati wears garland made of onions as veg prices rise (5)
- 26: BCCI to appoint non-playing captain for winning “tosses” (8)
- 25: Alcoholic community wants reservations in government jobs (9)
- 24: Gujjars plan to block movement of airlines with tall lathis (13)
- 23: Zaheer fit for second test but Raina’s lack of injury remains a concern (9)
- 22: Rahul Gandhi spots “aam aadmi” during a special safari (21)
- 21: Corruption wins by an innings and 50 lakh crores vs. Rest of India (24)
- 20: Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao wanted his own IPL team (18)
- 19: Charity hit beggar fails to get loose change, starves to death (11)
- 18: Rahul Gandhi warned US of rising power of Narnia: WikiLeaks (17)
- 17: Appearing busy gets easier; Nokia to launch phone that talks to you (13)
- 16: Ravindra Jadeja hopeful to play for Australia, if not India, in World Cup (14)
- 16: Justin Bieber sues Mark Zuckerberg claiming “Time Person of the Year” title (5)
- 15: News Channels sign deal with Bollywood for creating one Munni every second month (12)
- 14: Amidst rising crime, Delhi set to hide women in “safe winter wears” (16)
- 13: IIT honors Digvijay Singh for inventing call records eraser technology (14)
- 12: Saina wins Hong Kong open; would we see this on TV tonight? (7)
- 11: Airtel manages to convince one person about its logo change (32)
- 10: Pakistani media invents fake Muslim country facing Indian military attack (20)
- 09: MBA student hires PR professional to lobby for better grades (6)
- 08: Entrepreneur finds gainful use of stray animals – advertise on them (29)
- 07: Lashkar also plotted to attack Hogwarts and kill Harry Potter (8)
- 06: Imagine TV to host its third shaadi – Veena Ki Match Fixing (9)
- 05: Agnostic activist uses RTI act to find proof of God’s existence (7)
- 04: Trees in Noida Park to be clipped in shape of Mayawati and Elephants (13)
- 03: Mobile voice changer service coming for those whose phones could be tapped (7)
- 03: Fairness cream for newborn babies with dark skin launched (51)
- 02: Musharraf caught traveling on fake visa bought from Chinese agents (9)
- 01: IIT Kanpur to remove booze bottles from hostels to curb suicides (3)
- 01: Buoyed with buzz, Twitter offers 1% equity to Barkha Dutt (1)
- November 2010 (32)
- 30: Half of the population wants to know if Ratan Tata brushes his teeth twice (4)
- 29: Suhel Seth goes for a shocking makeover – will remain cool on TV (8)
- 28: Sunday Magazine: One lakh rupees for making one call? WTF! (4)
- 27: Sociologists debate if “Love” should be called “Sex giving” (15)
- 26: Pakistan says it doesn’t give a shit to India’s concerns on terror (9)
- 25: Number portability in education mooted; retain your marks, change institute (14)
- 24: Congress blames Dolly Bindra for poor performance in Bihar elections (20)
- 23: Katrina Kaif to do an item song in Lok Sabha to break deadlock over JPC (12)
- 22: Catholic Church launches special condoms for special use (9)
- 22: Madan wins special half marathon for touching Gul Panag (5)
- 21: Anupam Kher to remake “Daddy” with a new actress. Guess who? (1)
- 20: New tapes released show Niira Radia talking to Harry Potter (2)
- 19: Chronic b-school fest participant becomes world’s richest man (6)
- 18: Arnab Goswami insures his throat and neck for 50 crore rupees (37)
- 17: Beggars using Wikipedia founder’s picture to swindle money (31)
- 16: SUVs to have statutory warning stickers on them for being “criminal” (6)
- 15: Why Indian parliament should say “bahut dhanyawaad” to Pamela Anderson (15)
- 15: Exposed: top secret letters exchanged before A Raja resigned (14)
- 14: Shahrukh bola “Khoobsurat hai tu”, and she believed in it (1)
- 12: Consulting industry in crisis as deadly virus removes PowerPoint from computers (29)
- 11: Congress authorizes Sonia Gandhi to choose new curtains for party office (19)
- 10: India Today plagiarizes Playboy magazine’s center-spread (16)
- 10: Under pressure to fix races, Pakistani race horse flees to UK (11)
- 09: US says no to reservation in 50000 jobs created after Obama’s India visit (12)
- 08: Al-Qaida enters toy market, terrorist toys to hit Christmas (11)
- 07: Is India no longer the land of snake charmers for the USA? (3)
- 06: Vegetable vendor disappointed with Obama’s tour of India (7)
- 05: US President Barack Obama will be celebrating Diwali in India (3)
- 04: Hindi “does not exist”, reveals foreign student living in Delhi (5)
- 03: Pakistani cricketer approached South African team for orgy (5)
- 02: BCCI starts Large Hadron Collider experiment to investigate “swing” (4)
- 01: Adarsh Society to be made taller than Burj Dubai, all flats to the corrupt (17)
- October 2010 (33)
- 31: IIT Roorkee student caught holding test tube in an obscene manner (41)
- 30: Economist takes 6-yr-old son to court over “microloan” default (15)
- 29: “A Raja Suraksha Kavach” launched for Bureaucrats and Politicians (10)
- 28: Haryana man marries “female” chicken due to falling sex-ratio (10)
- 27: Times of India acquires domain rights of dead desibaba.com (24)
- 26: Paul the Psychic Octopus was murdered, claims his keeper (7)
- 26: Comic Sans font is absolutely delightful, says Arundhati Roy (26)
- 25: To come on television, girl decides fast for Rahul Gandhi on Karva Chauth (10)
- 25: “Full service” gym launched, service staff lift weights for you (4)
- 24: Manmohan Singh yet to call back Sonia Gandhi after receiving missed call (21)
- 23: Man learns to play new mobile game by peeping over shoulder of co-passenger (7)
- 22: Supreme Court investigates “how much sex is too much?” (9)
- 21: US to give 2 million terrorists to Afghanistan and Pakistan (9)
- 20: “Guess The Celebrity” trying their best to give money to foolish citizens (15)
- 19: Burqa designed to facilitate wife-beating launched in UAE (21)
- 18: Congress taking Mumbai Biharis back home as “election outsourcing” booms (8)
- 17: Sunday Magazine: why most Indians want to host Olympics (2)
- 16: Maddened by bulk SMS, Ravan sets himself on fire a day before Dussehra (10)
- 15: Bangladesh to rest entire team for 5th ODI against minnows New Zealand (6)
- 14: Duckworth–Lewis proposes method to help India topple Australia from CWG medals tally (5)
- 13: Sachin followers demand total submission from opponents (8)
- 12: Rajinikanth sweeps Nobel Prizes, wins awards in all categories for inventing Robot (29)
- 11: Men turning cross-dressers to get into Women Only compartments of Delhi Metro (4)
- 10: A Raja appointed brand ambassador of Duracell batteries (3)
- 09: Suresh Kalmadi to participate in the first episode of KBC 4 (41)
- 08: Faking News to sue New Zealand TV host for “Dikshit” joke (10)
- 07: Pakistan trained Begum Nawazish Ali and Veena Malik, Musharraf claims (9)
- 06: Zandu Balm approaches Ricky Ponting after VVS Laxman refuses offer for endorsement (5)
- 05: Ayodhya case should be decided with technology, claim cricket fans (5)
- 04: Bunty Chor to judge a reality show called “India’s Got Chor” (8)
- 03: Commonwealth Games “a success in a parallel universe” says Stephen Hawking (8)
- 02: James Otis now plans to auction “unused” Gandhian values (13)
- 01: Something is better than noting; imagine ‘0’ instead of ‘1’ here (10)
- September 2010 (31)
- 30: Ayodhya case still being fought on Twitter and Facebook (28)
- 30: Center scraps UID card in favor of UID t-shirts with numbers (8)
- 29: Mani Shankar Aiyar found in Commonwealth Games village (3)
- 28: Ahead of “bovine flood”, Spain outsources bullfighting to the Jat community (5)
- 27: Mamata Banerjee asks HC to postpone Varun Gandhi’s marriage (6)
- 26: Why are there no well-known 2G spectrum scam jokes yet? (5)
- 25: CWG has created an “unsustainable satire bubble”, experts warn (14)
- 24: Obama mentions “India” in “Name, Place, Animal, Thing” (13)
- 23: Pakistan declares unconditional love for the Commonwealth Games (16)
- 21: High Court refuses to postpone Tripathi’s appointment with dentist (3)
- 20: Ahead of CWG, Paan-stained walls in Delhi declared “Community Art” (18)
- 19: Kashmiris really want to become an independent nation? (27)
- 18: Sania Shoaib marriage on rocks over match-fixing allegations (5)
- 17: Delhi beggars set to join traffic police force ahead of CWG (8)
- 16: After “Spell Check”, Microsoft introduces “Reality Check” (22)
- 15: Hurriyat releases new protest calendar featuring Pakistani models (61)
- 14: File containing yet-to-be-cracked CWG jokes lost in heavy rains (11)
- 13: Salman Khan announces “Everybody Slap a Journalist Day” (15)
- 12: Fevicol appoints Suresh Kalmadi as their new Brand Ambassador (3)
- 11: “Corrupt” mutant mosquitoes spreading dangerous new virus (3)
- 10: Government scraps real games, to launch commonwealth computer games (14)
- 09: After sucking corrupt blood, Delhi mosquitoes turning mutant (4)
- 08: Chinkara turns hostile in poaching case involving Salman Khan (4)
- 07: Supreme Court asks government to distribute rotting bureaucrats among startups (10)
- 06: PM’s floor sweeping for CWG called off due to Rs. 2 lakh broom (14)
- 05: Is India responsible for match fixing by Pakistani cricketers? (18)
- 04: Now Bangladesh reveals decade long match fixing scandal (10)
- 04: Ramalinga Raju joins politics, to head Andhra unit of RJD (17)
- 03: RAW clueless about the elusive officer who has been screwing Pakistan (12)
- 02: Mumbai Govindas set to hide eyesores of Delhi during CWG (5)
- 01: With just over a month to go, terrorists pull out of CWG (33)
- August 2010 (36)
- 31: Government now wants to read status updates of all on Facebook (11)
- 30: PCB mulls over legalizing match fixing, to offer it as service (14)
- 29: Now presenting the real Dabangg of the real world (9)
- 28: Arindam Chaudhuri gets clean bowled by Sachin Tendulkar (31)
- 28: Happily married frog couple to be divorced for Commonwealth Games (7)
- 27: Delhi to have its own Beijing-style 100km traffic jams by 2015 (14)
- 26: After “Rakhi Ka Insaaf”, Imagine TV plans “Rakhi Ka Ilaaj” (14)
- 25: Pervert shocked to know he had been feeling manboobs till now (20)
- 24: IIPM derecognizes UGC, starts Privy League of universities (39)
- 23: Rahul Gandhi to throw shoes at CMs to show solidarity with the common man (22)
- 22: Faking News launches the real ‘Lafangey Parindey’ movie (5)
- 22: After higher salaries, should our MPs get private escorts? (8)
- 21: Thousands come out to take part in Kalmadi pride parade (11)
- 20: Khap Panchayat orders its own “Natha” to commit suicide (3)
- 19: Japan decides to shut down its secret Rajini Robot project (7)
- 18: MPs want secretaries to eat at least one roti less than them (9)
- 17: Astrologers hail Randiv for denying 13th century to Sehwag (6)
- 17: CWG tickets will only be sold in black says Organizing Committee (9)
- 16: Tensions run high as wife utters name of ex during love making (20)
- 15: In spirit of equality, government to make poverty inclusive (3)
- 14: India renames ‘Swine Flu’ as ‘American Flu’ to avenge superbug tag (5)
- 13: How caste based census data would change Indian markets (15)
- 12: Fair and lovely looking applicant completely screws up his job interview (33)
- 11: Railways to delay trains indefinitely to fool waiting dacoits (16)
- 10: Horrible looking co-passenger turns out to be distant relative (9)
- 09: How the greatest battle in the history was lost and to whom (9)
- 09: Dozens of television reporters spill into Arabian Sea scaring marine life (8)
- 08: Where did Shashi Tharoor go wrong in handling allegations of corruption? (12)
- 07: Indian husbands forgive Ekta Kapoor after watching Once Upon a Time in Mumbaai (5)
- 06: Thousands flock to the newly opened Maoist Training Center in Bengal (3)
- 05: Okay with John Abraham, ICICI refuses to cover bums of Suresh Kalmadi (11)
- 04: Now Sri Lanka Cricket terms Yuvraj Singh as The Waterboy (6)
- 04: Lalit Modi and Suresh Kalmadi join hands to start a private Olympic league (12)
- 03: UTV Bindass to produce Emotional Atyachaar for children (5)
- 02: Bhaiyya trying to spread Malaria detained by MNS workers (31)
- 01: Sunday Magazine: celebrating Friendship Day with special edition (2)
- July 2010 (32)
- 31: Rahul Mahajan makes India proud, first Human to be cloned (7)
- 30: Khap Panchayat orders Rahul Mahajan to be forcibly married off to Rakhi Sawant (25)
- 29: 60 kilos of suspected Monica Bedi recovered from Arthur Road Jail (8)
- 28: Naxal leader Kishenji joins Twitter, government hopeful of dialogue (3)
- 27: Arindam Chaudhuri backs Kalmadi, dares Aiyar to think beyond Commonwealth Games (21)
- 26: Documents related to RGV’s new movie uploaded on WikiLeaks (10)
- 26: Sohrabuddin case: ex-criminal to turn civilian in the court (27)
- 25: Sunday Magazine: Is Bihar finally returning to normalcy? (8)
- 24: Arindam’s next best-seller to clear the air on “Inception” (12)
- 23: Fuchcha feeling awesome after dancing like a snake in public (4)
- 22: Inception gives rise to new 9/11 conspiracy theory: it was a dream (26)
- 21: Unable to understand Inception, IIT aspirant kills himself (61)
- 20: Human error caused Mamata Banerjee to become Minister (36)
- 19: Government to identify citizens by their bum sizes for UID (8)
- 18: Sunday Magazine: where are India Pakistan talks heading towards? (6)
- 17: Taliban finding it easier to train monkeys, but tougher to make them suicide bombers (15)
- 16: After rupee, India could soon get a unique symbol for corruption (10)
- 15: India TV astrologer develops Mantra to control Mehengai Daayan (11)
- 14: Hurriyat calls for celebrations as baby is born holding stone in hand (23)
- 13: Commonwealth Games committee planning to fake Swine Flu to delay games (9)
- 12: Paul the Octopus to star in Swayamvar season 3 reality show (9)
- 11: Will we see India play in any FIFA world cup in our lifetime? (5)
- 10: To be back in news, Rakhi Sawant picks Spain over Holland (9)
- 09: Couple in love for three weeks break up publicly in shopping mall (10)
- 08: Google secretly developing a competitor to Paul the Octopus (17)
- 07: Second rung business school stuck with third rate students (19)
- 06: Man sets a new record by stealing third blanket from Rajdhani Express (17)
- 05: Left parties declare Bharat Bandh as effective as Earth Hour (14)
- 04: Sunday Magazine: How news channels cover celebrity weddings (8)
- 03: Office dud turns cool dude on facebook by the evenings (6)
- 02: Sharad Pawar blamed as cricketers commit suicide over form failure (14)
- 01: Police hunts Rahul Gandhi lookalike eating food at dalit homes (9)
- June 2010 (39)
- 30: If Commonwealth Games were organized in Soviet Russia (1)
- 29: Congress expels Manmohan Singh, but will keep him as PM (14)
- 28: Saina Nehwal awarded Khel Ratna, but could lose it due to spelling mistake (6)
- 28: Rickshaw puller climbs up to middle class, finds life tough (16)
- 27: Give a caption to picture of this smart doggie with attitude (21)
- 27: Why do MBA colleges put pictures of random girls on their website? (16)
- 26: American Church appoints first ever openly Hindu bishop (7)
- 26: India beats Pakistan by 2 words in a nail biting bilateral talk (7)
- 25: Khap Panchayat reviews “I Hate Luv Storys”, may ban it (9)
- 24: Pakistan divided over what symbol to choose for its own rupee (43)
- 24: Mahut fails to wake up, forfeits marathon Wimbledon match to Isner (8)
- 23: Listless Bollywood stars head to South Africa for acting tips (7)
- 23: Warren Anderson becomes money, deposits himself in Swiss bank (6)
- 22: Why is Australia better than India in most sporting events? (14)
- 22: Missing Ram Vilas Paswan traced to Rajya Sabha victory (2)
- 21: India moves up FIFA Fans World Ranking to break into top 50 (21)
- 21: An open letter to Nitish Kumar from a non resident Bihari (46)
- 20: More pictures of Nitish Kumar and Narendra Modi together found (6)
- 19: Not enough representation of the poor among billionaires (7)
- 19: Rahul Gandhi turns 40 today. What will he turn next year? (18)
- 18: Obama warns RSS against possible cow urine spills in USA (6)
- 17: Despite his best attempts, man can’t find any interest in football (19)
- 16: Al-Qaida goes green, declares plans for eco friendly terrorism (11)
- 15: No plan to airlift thousands of stranded PhD students in Indian universities (10)
- 14: Adult joke accidentally cracked on police radio pushes whole force into action (4)
- 13: Sunday Magazine: was Anderson happy with Indian hospitality? (2)
- 12: Furious at suggestions, Nitish Kumar bans facebook in Bihar (6)
- 12: Campus stunned as middle-aged alumnus tries to act cool (9)
- 11: Group of Ministers to help India win 2022 FIFA World Cup (11)
- 10: BP declares massive outsourcing of oil spill activities to India (12)
- 09: Obama solves Palestine problem, to move it to outer space (9)
- 08: Airlines to let travelers select seats next to women travelers (16)
- 07: Baba Ramdev proposes yoga as solution to Naxal problem (13)
- 06: Genelia D’Souza snubbed by Pakistan as she tries to help Indo-Pak relations (6)
- 05: Google celebrates Karunanidhi’s birthday with special doodle (9)
- 04: Sharad Pawar denies nexus with utterly corrupt failed IAS aspirant (8)
- 03: Sania Mirza to lead Indian cricket team during Asian Games (7)
- 02: Delhi government to hide criminals behind police uniforms (5)
- 01: Shibu Soren now claims he is the Governor of Jharkhand (8)
- May 2010 (36)
- 31: Singh brothers of Ranbaxy planning an acrimonious split (10)
- 30: Sunday Magazine: Is Rahul Gandhi ready to step into the shoes of Manmohan Singh? (8)
- 29: Taliban terrorists not yet sick and tired of killing human beings (7)
- 28: Robot programmed to function as priest caught in sex scandal (14)
- 27: Rashtrapati Bhavan bathrooms opened for public bathing (13)
- 26: Hundreds of thousands fail to qualify for admissions into IITs (25)
- 25: Somali pirates declare themselves as Nelson Mandela, but with guns (11)
- 24: Office losers still trying to get fresh with girl who cracked a non-veg joke that day (11)
- 23: Sunday Magazine: Mamata Banerjee trying her best to reach Delhi (6)
- 22: Atheists outraged as new movie denies absence of God (5)
- 21: “Census worker asked me my bust size, what will they do with this data?” (27)
- 20: Tiger leader demands caste wise break up of 1411 tigers left (9)
- 19: Sherlyn Chopra takes on Viswanathan Anand for killing horses and camels (10)
- 19: 3G spectrum auction closes, colors other than VIBGYOR sold (4)
- 18: Digvijay Singh opposes use of brains against the Naxalites (7)
- 18: Indian Hockey team detained at airport for carrying wooden sticks (17)
- 17: What are Vijay Mallya and his son doing with Lalit Modi here? (16)
- 17: SC strikes down demands of 110% effort from employees as unconstitutional (7)
- 16: Sunday Magazine: What should we do to win in T20 again? (4)
- 15: Lalit Modi sells his 10,000 pages reply to BCCI as movie script (11)
- 15: UPA report card swapped with Indian cricket team report card (18)
- 14: Mayawati statues to be included and counted in census 2011 (16)
- 13: Dogs clarify the whole licking business; they do it for their own fun (12)
- 13: Sagarika Ghose files application for trademark over “Internet Hindus” (32)
- 12: Bill Gates bitten by a mouse on his middle finger in Bihar (17)
- 11: Couple happy with their helpful and honest property dealer (5)
- 10: Banyan tree claims divine healing power, seeks followers (8)
- 09: Sunday Magazine: Are we doing enough to stop Domestic Violence? (10)
- 08: Facebook updates privacy options to allow caste based content sharing (9)
- 07: Student misses exam after Sachin Tendulkar tweets him luck (30)
- 06: MPs to be allowed to access porn during parliamentary debates to control disruptions (14)
- 05: HR team meets to discuss ways to cut down on employee happiness (24)
- 04: Goldy Publishers announces support for Suresh Kalmadi against MS Gill (10)
- 03: Scrap worker loses sense after exposure to dumped PhD thesis (13)
- 02: Sunday Magazine: Are we ready for spy-wars with Pakistan? (4)
- 01: Delhi University professor wanted to create a Spider-Man (11)
- April 2010 (31)
- 30: Frequent walkouts from parliament helping MPs get in shape (9)
- 29: Journalists keen to know Kushboo’s views on post-marital sex (15)
- 28: Government planning to put CBI blimps everywhere in the country (6)
- 27: Don’t talk to human beings, alien scientist warns his clan (10)
- 26: Indian scientist discovers cure for cancer, waits for media coverage (10)
- 24: Tendulkar fan planning to attack Kallis arrested with knife (8)
- 23: Patients turn critical after accidental exposure to TV serial (16)
- 22: IPL probe over, ZooZoo found guilty, will be replaced with Pug (16)
- 21: Chinese company plans to sell volcanic ash as sex booster (10)
- 20: An open letter to Lalit Modi (please tell us the truth before you go) (38)
- 19: Caption it! What is Arindam Chaudhuri saying to the world? (79)
- 19: Pigeons found accepting and giving bribe, scientists claim (6)
- 18: Sunday Magazine: Should IPL be identified as charity work? (2)
- 17: First time MP alleges ragging by seniors inside Parliament premises (13)
- 16: Chai wallah hires McKinsey to find out if he should sell Omelets and Maggi too (33)
- 15: Chudails and Aliens feeling left out of the IPL controversy (4)
- 14: After Promoted Tweets, Twitter to launch News Channel (5)
- 13: “Poor equipment and lack of training key to crushing Naxals” (13)
- 12: IIT JEE glitches expose frail disposition of Indian students (7)
- 11: Sunday Magazine: Are IPL sponsorships getting out of hand? (5)
- 10: Hamid Karzai threatens to turn gay if his wife doesn’t stop nagging (6)
- 09: Industry unhappy over lack of plans for 3G spectrum allotment scam (9)
- 09: Haryana Government does not know what to do with Rs. 800 collected as speeding challan (11)
- 08: Oongli cricketer announces retirement from all forms of the game (14)
- 07: Young Indian lady has completely forgotten her first love (8)
- 06: An open letter to Shoaib Malik (hope this one is delivered) (35)
- 05: Mathematics and Biology textbooks made us prejudiced, research claims (18)
- 04: Sunday Magazine: Are we missing something on Sania’s marriage? (11)
- 03: Kitten can’t believe what she saw on Hindi news channels (12)
- 02: Aamir Khan to remake all his crappy movies to attain perfection (23)
- 01: An open letter to Sania Mirza (returned by postal department) (205)
- March 2010 (37)
- 31: Barista shaken by couple who just had two cups of coffee (28)
- 30: Lalit Modi detained and asked to undress at London airport (17)
- 29: Himesh beats Phoonk 2, declares 10 lakh challenge for his album (27)
- 28: Sunday Magazine: Lalit Modi admits IPL abroad would be more fun (3)
- 27: SP asks for reservation in private sector jobs for youth whistling at women (8)
- 26: UP farmer puts up Mayawati statues as scarecrow, jailed (22)
- 26: Students asked to write castes of all the assholes they knew (22)
- 25: Man now in his 30′s still singing rap songs of Baba Sehgal (13)
- 24: Should IPL be nationalized and its shares offered to public? (11)
- 24: Joe Biden says fuck off to Pakistani asking for nuclear deal (9)
- 23: Government asks people to turn gay to resolve sex ratio problems (9)
- 22: Five sponsorship proposals for IPL matches that were rejected (18)
- 22: Shahrukh Khan to star in the first ever gay Bond movie? (35)
- 21: Sunday Magazine: Are LinkedIn Updates frustrating you? (3)
- 20: Rahul Dravid haggles with Auto driver, misses IPL match (9)
- 20: Panchayat asks people to stop calling human genitals as “private parts” (13)
- 19: US pornography companies eager to open offices in India (65)
- 18: Honey Bees request to keep them out of the political bullshit (5)
- 17: New bill to allow BMW drivers to hit and run without much trouble (17)
- 16: Mayawati justifies spending huge cash and display of wealth (11)
- 15: Mujrim Jeevandas loses temper, beats judge with plywood (28)
- 15: “Work from Toilet” scheme mooted for people with stomach problems (15)
- 14: Sunday Magazine: IPL goes green, but why wooden bats? (3)
- 12: Ekta Kapoor charged with murder of Anandi, Faking News seeks justice (10)
- 11: Gmail accounts of women accessed by anti-reservation lobby (8)
- 10: IIM student has started believing his salary quoted by media (18)
- 09: Dogs name Arundhati Roy as mediator for talks with Maoists (11)
- 08: Women’s Reservation Bill passed with quota for Men within it (28)
- 07: Sunday Magazine: The curious case of Rahul Mahajan’s marriage (12)
- 06: Matric examinee angry at family for not helping him with cheating (5)
- 05: MPs could undergo sex change surgeries to bypass women’s reservation (8)
- 04: Baba calling babe – Godman caught with callgirls claims he has split personality (10)
- 04: Possibility of having Gorillas on Mars fails to excite monkeys (4)
- 03: Controversy erupts over nude Sheikh painting by M F Husain (45)
- 02: Duryodhana returns, claims rights on the throne of Delhi (25)
- 02: Faking News Awards for excellence in Bollywood for year 2009 (5)
- 01: No fun, no colors, no celebrations this Holi for this asshole (7)
- February 2010 (36)
- 28: Gabbar Singh may finally stop asking, “Holi kab hai, kab hai Holi?” (8)
- 28: Naked man on Delhi runway identified as actor Kamaal Rashid Khan (11)
- 27: Man decides to cheat girlfriend after watching Emotional Atyachaar (8)
- 26: Opposition walks out over one thing they could understand in Union Budget (11)
- 25: Idea faces criticism from other mobile operators over saving toilet paper (48)
- 24: Employees ransack office after having missed Sachin’s double century (24)
- 24: Railways passengers to be fined for farting and snoring inside coaches (14)
- 24: Dark secrets of many come out in open as hackers have a field day (9)
- 23: Parliament adjourned to discuss pregnancy rumors about Aishwarya Rai (12)
- 22: Irritating asshole adds former office mate as friend on facebook (12)
- 21: Sunday Magazine: all you wanted to know about Indian Maoists (1)
- 20: Creationists propose “Intelligent Recall” theory to explain extinction of species (22)
- 19: AMU forms committee to write manual for having sex on campus (7)
- 19: Google launches Mox to help you “search within” your soul (2)
- 18: Young boy books young girl for secretary when he becomes vice president (9)
- 17: Times Now concedes that it might have asked just too many questions by now (11)
- 17: Man performs surgery on himself after reading a book (6)
- 16: Student gets zero marks in exam, rejects any intelligence failure (41)
- 15: Three year old wants to grow up to become a celebrity (3)
- 14: Sunday Magazine: This Valentine’s Day, Donate a Rose, Save our Tigers (5)
- 13: Cupid recalls millions of defective lovers ahead of Valentine’s Day (4)
- 12: SRK releases “My Name Is Kahn” to confuse Shiv Sainiks (12)
- 11: Columbus sets off for Pakistan, discovers Mumbai, asked to apologize (14)
- 11: Google Buzz wait keeps internet savvy dude awake all night (4)
- 10: Man files for divorce after spotting cheating wife on Google Earth (24)
- 09: Sena relents, will allow SRK movie to be shown till interval (11)
- 08: West Bengal demands 10 percent reservation for Bengalis (24)
- 08: Single man goes into depression as Valentine’s Week begins (15)
- 07: Sunday Magazine: Dealing with the modern Peeping Toms (3)
- 06: Is SRK hand in gloves with Shiv Sena to promote his movie? (8)
- 05: Rahul Gandhi’s pocket picked while traveling in local train (17)
- 04: Lalit Modi buys rights of Veer from Salman Khan, to produce film (6)
- 04: Earliest facebook users oppose immigration of orkut users (36)
- 03: Reliance Telecommunications announces results for the rest of the year (3)
- 02: Dozens fall sick after attending a speech by Raj Thackeray (36)
- 01: Apple hires Shahid Afridi as brand ambassador after ball biting incident (9)
- January 2010 (40)
- 31: Sunday Magazine: BT Brinjal, so is it really safe to eat or not? (5)
- 30: Marathi Manoos decides to sell away his stake in Mumbai (17)
- 30: IIT student develops gadget to help Mayawati statues join Twitter (6)
- 29: Chidambaram to play Frisbee with Rehman Malik to boost bilateral ties (5)
- 28: Mob assaults youth in train for singing television ad jingle (12)
- 28: Rajesh Khanna breaks his silence, accuses James Cameron of plagiarism (70)
- 27: Rift in Indian cricket team widens as Zaheer sabotages Gambhir’s bid for record (6)
- 27: Controversy erupts over India’s first gay cartoon character (13)
- 26: Osama Bin Laden releases his long awaited book of poetry (10)
- 25: Jealous husbands oppose naming of lunar crater after SRK (3)
- 24: Sunday Magazine: Congress-MNS float SPV for Mumbai’s development (3)
- 23: Heaven clarifies that it has never made any marriage at all (9)
- 22: Minister of State has now finely settled into doing nothing (2)
- 21: Forgotten celebrity all set to release MMS with her boyfriend (4)
- 20: Shahid Afridi threatens to grow big beard to avenge IPL snub (10)
- 19: Paranoid over Tibet, China tried to hack Aamir Khan’s blog (26)
- 19: If news channels were to report Silencer’s balatkar speech from 3 Idiots (38)
- 18: Thousands of Farmville farmers commit suicide over crop failures (24)
- 17: Sunday Magazine: introducing the real Salesman of the Year (8)
- 16: Airlines faces trouble as silicon breasts of Rakhi Sawant gets damaged in transit (17)
- 16: FBI announces Photoshop contest for altering Osama’s pictures (11)
- 15: Monsanto announces plans for BT Brinjal that tastes like chicken (2)
- 14: Worried over rising incidents of phone sex, China bans phones in favor of pagers (4)
- 14: Janata Dal Secular releases sleeping Deve Gowda calendar (3)
- 13: Only surviving eunuch claiming to be freedom fighter dies (16)
- 12: Castes in Bihar impatient to know how fast their GDP grew (7)
- 11: Man seeks divorce from wife secretly married to her television (10)
- 10: Sunday Magazine: Coming Soon – Amar Singh Ki Amar Kahani (2)
- 09: Google goes the facebook way, Nexus One to suggest whom to call (9)
- 09: Thousands of voyeurs spend whole day thinking about bras (10)
- 08: PVRs to provide child silencers to people taking along kids to movies (11)
- 07: Resignation mystery solved, Amar Singh to start second innings in Bollywood (7)
- 06: Australia denies racism, accuses Kangaroos of attacking Indians (14)
- 05: Now 3 Idiots team accused of promoting farting in public (13)
- 05: Believers go on rampage as researchers declare G-spot mythical (11)
- 04: Apple dropped from Burj Dubai to validate Newton’s laws disappears (18)
- 04: Sheila and Kumar go to Supreme Court over civic manners (2)
- 03: Sunday Magazine: Take a look at what awaits you in the new year (1)
- 02: Domestic Maya Calendar found predicting doomsday in 2012 (10)
- 02: Zoo animals still shocked why thousands of people came to see them (3)
- December 2009 (42)
- 31: Dog depressed at not having bitten any man for the entire year (11)
- 30: Chudails vote India TV as the Best News Channel of 2000’s (21)
- 29: Research proves that women tend to feel safer among aliens (8)
- 28: Politician caught in bed with rival politician, justifies conduct (14)
- 27: China jails painter for not using enough red color in paintings (2)
- 27: Sunday Magazine: Hey losers, Vindu Dara Singh is the winner of 2009 (5)
- 26: Emami launches toothbrush that can reduce hair fall among men (3)
- 25: N D Tiwari resigns from the post of governor, starts his own sex clinic (15)
- 25: Baby reviewers give just 1 star to the latest baby adopted by Brangelina (3)
- 24: 62 years after independence, owls all set to feel like Indians (4)
- 24: JMM announces maiden bidding process in India to sell MLAs (5)
- 23: Child molester SPS Rathore suffering from SPS (Small Penis Syndrome) (42)
- 22: Narendra Modi’s compulsory voting bill just got lucrative for you (9)
- 21: Corrupt bureaucrat plays joker card, all jokers come out in support (6)
- 21: After Nano, Tata all set to launch Nana – the people’s helicopter (19)
- 20: Sunday Magazine: Where is the Ajmal Ali Kasab trial heading? (16)
- 19: Scientists at MTV decode genes that make a person dumb (14)
- 18: Vijay Mallya to pose naked for cover page of Playboy India (35)
- 17: Politician starts fast in Andhra Pradesh, but no one knows why (9)
- 16: Delhi man caught taking a dump on 50 feet high Metro tracks (10)
- 15: Attractive model is confident and all set for new car launch (3)
- 15: Aamir Khan kidnapped by Naxals while promoting 3 Idiots in disguise (7)
- 14: Tata Group to perform corporate Yajna to please Agni devta (6)
- 13: Sunday Magazine: India 2.0 – Let’s describe the whole nation! (2)
- 12: Widespread confusion as India legalizes internet prostitution (3)
- 11: Facebook launches Facebook Tsunami to take on Google Wave (23)
- 11: Lunatics march to Delhi to demand planet status for Moon (13)
- 10: Shahrukh Khan refuses role of a porn star by Arindam Chaudhuri (38)
- 09: Results of the Great Indian Sex Survey by Faking News out (23)
- 08: Delhi Traffic Police ropes in Tiger Woods for safe driving campaign (3)
- 08: Porn star Jenna Jameson poses in clothes to protect animal rights (4)
- 07: Government asks people to hold breath daily for ten minutes to cut emissions (6)
- 07: Domino’s launches figure-free pizza for carefree consumers (1)
- 06: Sunday Magazine: Advani wishes a Happy Sindhi Topi Day to all (1)
- 05: Hurt by criticisms, terrorists assert that they indeed have a religion (8)
- 04: Volkswagen sued by an Indian for copyright infringement (12)
- 04: Union Cabinet to meet on trees to highlight climate change (6)
- 04: Nation debates parenting as three year old fails to catch pigeon (3)
- 03: Nations agree to cut down on global fart for a better tomorrow (8)
- 02: Journalists debate what news to make out of assorted pictures of sexy girls (3)
- 01: RBI scraps one rupee coin in exchange for Cadbury’s Éclair (8)
- 01: Tiger Woods was practicing driving in Delhi when his car crashed (9)
- November 2009 (43)
- 30: Ahmedabad man finds image of liquor bottle on bottom of iron (4)
- 29: Three letter word invented by an Indian MBA creates stir in the world (22)
- 29: Sunday Magazine: So these guys can’t pay their debt? Serious? (3)
- 28: CAT servers hacked, students asked extremely personal questions (38)
- 27: Shamed by MMS scandal, MBA student becomes naga sadhu (10)
- 26: Despite the best efforts by news channels, man forgets 26/11 (12)
- 26: Faking News interview with a dead terrorist of the Mumbai terror attacks (26)
- 25: McKinsey proposes FART framework to tackle employee unrest (4)
- 25: “I want to run naked in my office all over and shock my boss” (24)
- 24: New medicine Liberhanagra causes multiple orgasms in old fogeys (1)
- 24: Mayhem by models, Pakistan Fashion week kills 90 terrorists (11)
- 23: Bacardi to sponsor Liberhan Commission report on Babri demolition (10)
- 23: Heart cries in agony as it receives another poem dedicated to itself (6)
- 22: Sunday Magazine: Holy cows of the modern Indian society (2)
- 21: Atif Aslam wins Best Supporting Singer award for complementing chorus (18)
- 20: Bollywood actresses come together to fight smelly armpits (10)
- 20: “Rampant ugliness makes men cost-inefficient for beauty contests” (9)
- 19: Next Tata Group Head to be decided through a television reality show (16)
- 18: Indian man fails to get buyer after putting up his integrity for sale on eBay (7)
- 18: Inspired by FBI leads on Headley, government could allow FDI in domestic security (5)
- 17: Pakistan to stamp its products with RAW Mark, Taliban furious (8)
- 16: Cute girl cheering Dhoni in stadium just wanted to be on television (24)
- 16: New prophecy predicts humans turning into donkeys by 2012 (8)
- 15: Sunday Magazine: Saluting Sachin Tendulkar on completing 20 years (9)
- 14: Children’s group ban all nursery rhymes, demand better treatment (14)
- 13: The Common Man tops Forbes list of world’s most powerless people (21)
- 12: Brad Pitt claims Amitabh Bachchan as his long lost son (25)
- 12: After meeting painful accident, girl meets painful well wishers (5)
- 11: Six months old baby resembling Karl Marx gives renewed hope to communists (4)
- 11: Proof that Madhu Koda is being framed by the CBI (5)
- 10: 20 years after fall of his boundary wall, Manoj still can’t think straight (5)
- 10: Fearing getting slapped, Ricky Ponting taking Marathi lessons (12)
- 09: Unable to figure out Google Wave, youngster kills himself (37)
- 08: Weekend office party leaves employee with stiff stretched lips (6)
- 07: Pakistan arrests Indian parrot on charges of spying and sabotage (19)
- 06: Millions injured as series of Tendulkar debates rock various parts of India (10)
- 05: Mayawati joins facebook! Exclusive snapshot of her wall (43)
- 04: Munaf Patel and Dinesh Karthik to play for Australia tomorrow (10)
- 03: Bear who killed terrorists could become Chief Minister of Maharashtra (11)
- 03: Book Review: The Seven Habits of Highly Effeminate People (11)
- 02: “you could fatally attack and murder your boss this month” (9)
- 01: Government issues final warning to raging fire at Jaipur IOC depot (13)
- 01: Hrithik Roshan arrested by police for smuggling aliens into India (10)
- October 2009 (55)
- 31: Lecherous man declares himself as nation’s leading cleavage critic (14)
- 30: Swine Flu virus killed in encounter in Gujarat, opposition cry foul (12)
- 29: Taliban discovers Plant Psychology, bans haraam vegetables (17)
- 28: Man suffering from loose motion wants debate on root causes of diarrhea (13)
- 28: Did Savita Bhabhi know too much about spectrum allotment scam? (20)
- 27: Government launches special schemes for toilet graffiti artists (8)
- 27: No trace of asshole who jumped in river despite local warnings (4)
- 26: Kylie accused for failure of Blue, white women allege discrimination (7)
- 25: Naxals walk the ramp wearing designer clothes by Arundhati Roy (15)
- 25: Sino Indian relations take a boost as Manmohan, Wen discuss ties (1)
- 24: Shashi Tharoor with an African python. Caption it! (41)
- 24: RSS appoints Goldman Sachs as investment bankers for acquiring BJP (3)
- 23: Unmarried man suspects Shaadi.com employees of committing fraud (15)
- 22: Hopeless moron happy with IIT cut-off marks not being raised (12)
- 21: Infosys employee feels liberated after having Maggi at midnight (29)
- 20: BJP workers had used Happydent gums to help Rajnath’s plane fly (5)
- 20: Fucking awesome! Rahul Gandhi rides a bicycle on Delhi roads (17)
- 19: Google dumps Google Wave, to launch applications for terrorists (5)
- 19: Unable to attract even a single girl, frustrated man sues Axe (153)
- 18: Middle aged woman cries yet again after watching Baghban (10)
- 18: Jayalalitha refuses honorary degree in Kalaignar Thoughts (3)
- 17: Loser kept blogging while the neighborhood celebrated Diwali (9)
- 16: Mudslinging could become a sporting event in Commonwealth Games 2010 (4)
- 16: God mighty pissed off at random usage of phrases like “god level” (2)
- 15: Chetan Bhagat accepts that he believes in numerology (8)
- 15: Twitter signs exclusive partnership with HP for printing tweets (8)
- 14: Nationwide scare as KRK turns into SRK after eating BT brinjal (8)
- 14: Indian border with China to be fenced with nimbu mirchi (20)
- 13: MBA turned entrepreneur gives up, fires himself, seeks bailout (13)
- 13: Hitler shocked at so few Indian parodies of himself (1)
- 12: Outrage over new car advertisement released by Hyundai (14)
- 12: Raj Thackeray apologizes after accidentally threatening and abusing himself (37)
- 11: Dinosaur eggs vandalized again, locals write “I love you” on them (3)
- 10: Please keep the Indian Railways clean (2)
- 10: Lalit Modi had laughed hysterically after declaring Champions League open (6)
- 09: Clashes break out in India as Barack Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize (22)
- 09: Politician falls in borewell while campaigning for elections (2)
- 08: Language and clothing were developed by prehistoric gays (8)
- 08: Broad minded liberals decry revenge cry of beheaded cop’s son (10)
- 07: Indian origin boy wins cat coloring contest in the USA (6)
- 07: Gays fasting for their political leaders on Karwa Chauth face hostility (3)
- 06: Anger and confusion reigns as Bihar declared a part of Maharashtra (20)
- 06: Mother decides to accept her errant son and his black money (5)
- 05: Another Manmohan waits to join the Government of India? (2)
- 05: Most politicians stand for elections just because they have piles (5)
- 04: Indian CEOs told not to take vulgar salaries back home (3)
- 04: “Don’t give away your six months old baby to Rakhi Sawant” (9)
- 03: Exposed and Exclusive: List of housemates for Big Boss season 3 (17)
- 03: Cow replaces the Tiger as India’s national animal (11)
- 02: Insomniacs want Karan Johar to apologize for “Wake Up Sid” (4)
- 02: Langoor scares away three wise monkeys of Mahatma Gandhi (0)
- 02: Carnival time as 2016 Olympics goes to Rio de Janeiro (1)
- 01: Chinese celebrate 60 seconds of freedom and liberty with joy (8)
- 01: Nation shocked as 2000 women apply Fair & Lovely for five hours (4)
- 01: “Why are BJP leaders going for Shastra Puja on Dussehra?” (9)
- September 2009 (52)
- 30: Suspected terrorist swallowed by python while planting bomb (12)
- 29: Protests over Mahesh Bhatt’s decision to cast Pakistani horses (7)
- 29: Indian cows go on strike to protest uncomfortable conditions (8)
- 28: Dussehra celebrations cancelled as Ravan runs to Pakistan (12)
- 27: Caption it! What is Sheila Dixit saying to Suresh Kalmadi? (76)
- 27: Boy used his girfriend’s name as a dating site password (12)
- 27: Cricket lover did not feel sad after India’s loss to Pakistan (2)
- 26: Chinese delegates intruded into Indian suites during G-20 summit (1)
- 26: Mayawati does a Rahul, spends night with a Brahmin family (20)
- 25: Men talking loud on mobile during movies have smaller penises (16)
- 24: Thousands duped as conman sells them bottled moon water (6)
- 24: Ten tentative tweets that Shsahi Tharoor should avoid as minister (26)
- 23: Hundreds suffer losses in Delhi as they try to learn manners (3)
- 23: Local IIT nerd spends entire day not recounting IIT experience (30)
- 22: IIMs finally give up, concede that IIPM is beyond them (189)
- 22: Khap Panchayats declared MTV Youth Icon of the Year 2009 (3)
- 21: Boy shocked to know that his favorite newsreader was an asshole (6)
- 21: Fourteen years after the miracle, Ganesha idols vomit milk (10)
- 20: Man in love with world cinema refuses to eat Indian food (4)
- 19: Most Indian wives still starving themselves to punish husbands (6)
- 19: Ekta Kapoor agrees for “Ekta Ka Swayamvar” (1)
- 18: “Shall we call it Kanshi Ram or Rajiv Gandhi Commonwealth Games?” (1)
- 18: Gays form their own political party, to fight assembly elections (3)
- 17: Tharoor clarifies “cattle class” remark, blames jackasses for confusion (15)
- 16: Student expelled from school for wearing pink underwear moves HC (15)
- 15: End of an era, subscribers to pay up for “missed calls” now (3)
- 15: Indians celebrate with gaiety as Faking News turns one (3)
- 15: Congress on Austerity Drive (8)
- 14: Pak used 100 USD to print a fake 500 rupee Indian note: Musharraf (9)
- 14: Hitler and Indian news channels – 1 (7)
- 14: Hitler and Indian news channels – 2 (8)
- 13: Pre-historic bullshit goes missing from national museum (2)
- 12: Chidambaram inadvertently submits proof of low cost tour to US officials (1)
- 11: Various statues run away from Ambedkar Parks as SC stops construction (1)
- 11: Al Qaida launches video game to celebrate 8th anniversary of 9/11 (4)
- 10: Google showing relevant Ads on Maammootty and movies (4)
- 10: Women’s group wants lack of foreplay punishable under section 377 of IPC (4)
- 09: Parliament lauds intense efforts of “India” community on orkut (15)
- 09: It is 09-09-09, Satan is hanging upside down and watching you! (8)
- 08: Little Johnny discovers “Holy Shit”, writes to Faking News (8)
- 08: Man down with facebook fatigue has started hating all his friends (3)
- 07: Hindu & Muslim kids clash in Miraj over poster of Tom & Jerry (34)
- 07: What new color should Manmohan Singh try for his turban? (14)
- 06: Residents loot each other as march against crime goes awry (2)
- 06: Man promising hot video of Katrina and Salman dupes news channel (1)
- 05: Scare in India as Obama gives a full back massage to Merkel (8)
- 05: Maoists on fish eating spree in Nepal accuse India of sending mutant fishes (2)
- 04: Class Xth student arrested with pistol, wanted to shoot Kapil Sibal (20)
- 03: Man falls from terrace trying to come live on TV during YSR funeral (1)
- 03: “Do animals give us consent for everything we do to them?” (5)
- 02: Tendulkar wakes up as 18 years old, nation celebrates the miracle (18)
- 01: “wink at the first thirteen beggars that you come across” (6)
- August 2009 (27)
- 31: JNU to have a KFC kiosk on campus, but with a difference (11)
- 31: Man runs out naked from neighbor’s house shouting ‘Eureka’ (3)
- 30: Jinnah was reduced to zero by Congress, and zero can’t divide (1)
- 29: Former ISRO scientist claims Chandrayaan never existed to begin with (14)
- 29: Jaswant Singh fires fresh salvo, equates Advani with RGV (0)
- 28: “How can I dump my current girlfriend for a bigger busted girl?” (21)
- 28: Mafia Wars player surrenders before police, sent for rehabilitation (6)
- 27: Pet dogs express shock at unhygienic habits of stray dogs (0)
- 26: Man kills neighbor for showing middle finger to his dog (3)
- 25: Usain Bolt could be banned for being Martian, fans claim racism (3)
- 24: Farmer throws frogs at Sharad Pawar (7)
- 24: Miss Universe title captivates Venezuela, but could start regional conflict in India (4)
- 23: Pakistani national caught with fake books of Jaswant Singh (0)
- 22: Traffic jams will be known as Rahul Rush in Congress ruled states (6)
- 21: Man stuck for hours in road traffic hates Delhi Metro (3)
- 20: Now showing on TV – “BJP ki Aag” (0)
- 20: Gunda to be inducted as a case study at IIM Ahmedabad (38)
- 20: Swine Flu panda will protect us from H1N1 virus (5)
- 19: BJP launches Jinnah T-shirts (6)
- 16: SRK was detained at US airport due to stammering (6)
- 11: Railways denies putting up photos of Lalu Yadav in toilets (0)
- 09: First man to have given a bribe in independent India dies (5)
- 07: Man diagnosed with Swine Flu refuses to be quarantined (0)
- 05: Private Air Hostesses tie Rakhi to passengers to raise funds (6)
- 04: Indian terror camps in Balochistan messed up in corruption (10)
- 03: Man diagnosed with English speaking obsession beaten up (3)
- 01: Outrage over Prime Minister’s beer party with Emraan Hashmi (1)
- July 2009 (28)
- 31: No obscenity, striptease at Sourav’s followed Ganguly’s heroics (0)
- 30: Government launches mid-day snooze scheme for public offices (0)
- 29: Anil Ambani removes brother Mukesh from facebook friends list (8)
- 28: Reality show winner wants government to respect privacy (5)
- 27: “your dog will bite on your left ball next month” (6)
- 26: “I enjoy masturbating a lot, am I a gay?” (7)
- 25: MPs express concern over pigeons making love in public (2)
- 24: Some Orissa MLA could be a self-transforming snake (0)
- 22: Rakhi Sawant marries wrong guy due to solar eclipse (1)
- 17: Mayawati launches MAREGA to counter NREGA (2)
- 16: “Non-aligned countries should justify themselves” (1)
- 11: Obama, Sarkozy discuss the G8 girl (0)
- 10: John Abraham has the sexiest armpits: Rediff poll (4)
- 08: Research proves Yeti was a bureaucrat (4)
- 07: Google tells you how to get pregnant! (3)
- 07: Manmohan Singh gets six-pack abs (4)
- 07: BCCI to manage ad contracts of cricketers (1)
- 07: Billboard baby – the next big thing (1)
- 07: Ego Clash – Anchor vs. Reporter (0)
- 07: Aaj Tak Live Blooper – 2 (0)
- 07: Aaj Tak Live Blooper – 1 (1)
- 07: Slumdog Millionaire changes Indian society (2)
- 07: Television News Mistakes – 3 (0)
- 07: Television News Mistakes – 2 (0)
- 07: Television News Mistakes – 1 (0)
- 07: Funny news moments (0)
- 07: MNS search launched (5)
- 07: Anatomy of TRP madness and television journalism of India (20)
And yeah, you must visit the old blog of Faking News, where it all started, to read more such news reports! 
