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- September 2010 (2)
- August 2010 (35)
- 31: Government now wants to read status updates of all on Facebook (5)
- 30: PCB mulls over legalizing match fixing, to offer it as service (9)
- 28: Arindam Chaudhuri gets clean bowled by Sachin Tendulkar (17)
- 28: Happily married frog couple to be divorced for Commonwealth Games (2)
- 27: Delhi to have its own Beijing-style 100km traffic jams by 2015 (9)
- 26: After “Rakhi Ka Insaaf”, Imagine TV plans “Rakhi Ka Ilaaj” (10)
- 25: Pervert shocked to know he had been feeling manboobs till now (18)
- 24: IIPM derecognizes UGC, starts Privy League of universities (32)
- 23: Rahul Gandhi to throw shoes at CMs to show solidarity with the common man (13)
- 22: Faking News launches the real ‘Lafangey Parindey’ movie (3)
- 22: After higher salaries, should our MPs get private escorts? (8)
- 21: Thousands come out to take part in Kalmadi pride parade (8)
- 20: Khap Panchayat orders its own “Natha” to commit suicide (3)
- 19: Japan decides to shut down its secret Rajini Robot project (5)
- 18: MPs want secretaries to eat at least one roti less than them (9)
- 17: Astrologers hail Randiv for denying 13th century to Sehwag (6)
- 17: CWG tickets will only be sold in black says Organizing Committee (9)
- 16: Tensions run high as wife utters name of ex during love making (16)
- 15: In spirit of equality, government to make poverty inclusive (3)
- 14: India renames ‘Swine Flu’ as ‘American Flu’ to avenge superbug tag (5)
- 13: How caste based census data would change Indian markets (12)
- 12: Fair and lovely looking applicant completely screws up his job interview (30)
- 11: Railways to delay trains indefinitely to fool waiting dacoits (14)
- 10: Horrible looking co-passenger turns out to be distant relative (8)
- 09: How the greatest battle in the history was lost and to whom (7)
- 09: Dozens of television reporters spill into Arabian Sea scaring marine life (7)
- 08: Where did Shashi Tharoor go wrong in handling allegations of corruption? (11)
- 07: Indian husbands forgive Ekta Kapoor after watching Once Upon a Time in Mumbaai (5)
- 06: Thousands flock to the newly opened Maoist Training Center in Bengal (3)
- 05: Okay with John Abraham, ICICI refuses to cover bums of Suresh Kalmadi (11)
- 04: Now Sri Lanka Cricket terms Yuvraj Singh as The Waterboy (6)
- 04: Lalit Modi and Suresh Kalmadi join hands to start a private Olympic league (12)
- 03: UTV Bindass to produce Emotional Atyachaar for children (5)
- 02: Bhaiyya trying to spread Malaria detained by MNS workers (30)
- 01: Sunday Magazine: celebrating Friendship Day with special edition (2)
- July 2010 (32)
- 31: Rahul Mahajan makes India proud, first Human to be cloned (7)
- 30: Khap Panchayat orders Rahul Mahajan to be forcibly married off to Rakhi Sawant (23)
- 29: 60 kilos of suspected Monica Bedi recovered from Arthur Road Jail (8)
- 28: Naxal leader Kishenji joins Twitter, government hopeful of dialogue (2)
- 27: Arindam Chaudhuri backs Kalmadi, dares Aiyar to think beyond Commonwealth Games (16)
- 26: Documents related to RGV’s new movie uploaded on WikiLeaks (7)
- 26: Sohrabuddin case: ex-criminal to turn civilian in the court (26)
- 25: Sunday Magazine: Is Bihar finally returning to normalcy? (8)
- 24: Arindam’s next best-seller to clear the air on “Inception” (8)
- 23: Fuchcha feeling awesome after dancing like a snake in public (4)
- 22: Inception gives rise to new 9/11 conspiracy theory: it was a dream (25)
- 21: Unable to understand Inception, IIT aspirant kills himself (46)
- 20: Human error caused Mamata Banerjee to become Minister (32)
- 19: Government to identify citizens by their bum sizes for UID (5)
- 18: Sunday Magazine: where are India Pakistan talks heading towards? (5)
- 17: Taliban finding it easier to train monkeys, but tougher to make them suicide bombers (14)
- 16: After rupee, India could soon get a unique symbol for corruption (10)
- 15: India TV astrologer develops Mantra to control Mehengai Daayan (10)
- 14: Hurriyat calls for celebrations as baby is born holding stone in hand (17)
- 13: Commonwealth Games committee planning to fake Swine Flu to delay games (6)
- 12: Paul the Octopus to star in Swayamvar season 3 reality show (9)
- 11: Will we see India play in any FIFA world cup in our lifetime? (5)
- 10: To be back in news, Rakhi Sawant picks Spain over Holland (9)
- 09: Couple in love for three weeks break up publicly in shopping mall (10)
- 08: Google secretly developing a competitor to Paul the Octopus (17)
- 07: Second rung business school stuck with third rate students (16)
- 06: Man sets a new record by stealing third blanket from Rajdhani Express (15)
- 05: Left parties declare Bharat Bandh as effective as Earth Hour (13)
- 04: Sunday Magazine: How news channels cover celebrity weddings (5)
- 03: Office dud turns cool dude on facebook by the evenings (6)
- 02: Speed blames Pawar as Brazilian cricketers commit suicide over form failure (12)
- 01: Police hunts Rahul Gandhi lookalike eating food at dalit homes (6)
- June 2010 (39)
- 30: If Commonwealth Games were organized in Soviet Russia (0)
- 29: Congress expels Manmohan Singh, but will keep him as PM (12)
- 28: Saina Nehwal awarded Khel Ratna, but could lose it due to spelling mistake (5)
- 28: Rickshaw puller climbs up to middle class, finds life tough (11)
- 27: Give a caption to picture of this smart doggie with attitude (15)
- 27: Why do MBA colleges put pictures of random girls on their website? (15)
- 26: American Church appoints first ever openly Hindu bishop (6)
- 26: India beats Pakistan by 2 words in nail biting bilateral talk (6)
- 25: Khap Panchayat reviews “I Hate Luv Storys”, may ban it (9)
- 24: Pakistan divided over what symbol to choose for its own rupee (34)
- 24: Mahut fails to wake up, forfeits marathon Wimbledon match to Isner (8)
- 23: Listless Bollywood stars head to South Africa for acting tips (4)
- 23: Warren Anderson becomes money, deposits himself in Swiss bank (6)
- 22: Why is Australia better than India in most sporting events? (8)
- 22: Missing Ram Vilas Paswan traced to Rajya Sabha victory (2)
- 21: India moves up FIFA Fans World Ranking to beak into top 50 (18)
- 21: An open letter to Nitish Kumar from a non resident Bihari (35)
- 20: More pictures of Nitish Kumar and Narendra Modi together found (4)
- 19: Not enough representation of the poor among billionaires (6)
- 19: Rahul Gandhi turns 40 today. What will he turn next year? (11)
- 18: Obama warns RSS against possible cow urine spills in USA (6)
- 17: Despite his best attempts, man can’t find any interest in football (19)
- 16: Al-Qaida goes green, declares plans for eco friendly terrorism (8)
- 15: No plan to airlift thousands of stranded PhD students in Indian universities (9)
- 14: Adult joke accidentally cracked on police radio pushes whole force into action (3)
- 13: Sunday Magazine: was Anderson happy with Indian hospitality? (2)
- 12: Furious at suggestions, Nitish Kumar bans facebook in Bihar (6)
- 12: Campus stunned as middle-aged alumnus tries to act cool (9)
- 11: Group of Ministers to help India win 2022 FIFA World Cup (10)
- 10: BP declares massive outsourcing of oil spill activities to India (12)
- 09: Obama solves Palestine problem, to move it to outer space (8)
- 08: Airlines to let travelers select seats next to women travelers (13)
- 07: Baba Ramdev proposes yoga as solution to Naxal problem (13)
- 06: Genelia D’Souza snubbed by Pakistan as she tries to help Indo-Pak relations (3)
- 05: Google celebrates Karunanidhi’s birthday with special doodle (8)
- 04: Sharad Pawar denies nexus with utterly corrupt failed IAS aspirant (5)
- 03: Sania Mirza to lead Indian cricket team during Asian Games (4)
- 02: Delhi government to hide criminals behind police uniforms (5)
- 01: Shibu Soren now claims he is the Governor of Jharkhand (8)
- May 2010 (36)
- 31: Singh brothers of Ranbaxy planning an acrimonious split (9)
- 30: Sunday Magazine: Is Rahul Gandhi ready to step into the shoes of Manmohan Singh? (4)
- 29: Taliban terrorists not yet sick and tired of killing human beings (7)
- 28: Robot programmed to function as priest caught in sex scandal (11)
- 27: Rashtrapati Bhavan bathrooms opened for public bathing (12)
- 26: Hundreds of thousands fail to qualify for admissions into IITs (25)
- 25: Somali pirates declare themselves as Nelson Mandela, but with guns (10)
- 24: Office losers still trying to get fresh with girl who cracked a non-veg joke that day (11)
- 23: Sunday Magazine: Mamata Banerjee trying her best to reach Delhi (4)
- 22: Atheists outraged as new movie denies absence of God (5)
- 21: “Census worker asked me my bust size, what will they do with this data?” (22)
- 20: Tiger leader demands caste wise break up of 1411 tigers left (8)
- 19: Sherlyn Chopra takes on Viswanathan Anand for killing horses and camels (9)
- 19: 3G spectrum auction closes, colors other than VIBGYOR sold (4)
- 18: Digvijay Singh opposes use of brains against the Naxalites (4)
- 18: Indian Hockey team detained at airport for carrying wooden sticks (16)
- 17: What are Vijay Mallya and his son doing with Lalit Modi here? (15)
- 17: SC strikes down demands of 110% effort from employees as unconstitutional (7)
- 16: Sunday Magazine: What should we do to win in T20 again? (4)
- 15: Lalit Modi sells his 10,000 pages reply to BCCI as movie script (11)
- 15: UPA report card swapped with Indian cricket team report card (15)
- 14: Mayawati statues to be included and counted in census 2011 (13)
- 13: Dogs clarify the whole licking business; they do it for their own fun (12)
- 13: Sagarika Ghose files application for trademark over “Internet Hindus” (23)
- 12: Bill Gates bitten by a mouse on his middle finger in Bihar (16)
- 11: Couple happy with their helpful and honest property dealer (5)
- 10: Banyan tree claims divine healing power, seeks followers (7)
- 09: Sunday Magazine: Are we doing enough to stop Domestic Violence? (10)
- 08: Facebook updates privacy options to allow caste based content sharing (8)
- 07: Student misses exam after Sachin Tendulkar tweets him luck (25)
- 06: MPs to be allowed to access porn during parliamentary debates to control disruptions (11)
- 05: HR team meets to discuss ways to cut down on employee happiness (20)
- 04: Goldy Publishers announces support for Suresh Kalmadi against MS Gill (9)
- 03: Scrap worker loses sense after exposure to dumped PhD thesis (9)
- 02: Sunday Magazine: Are we ready for spy-wars with Pakistan? (4)
- 01: Delhi University professor wanted to create a Spider-Man (10)
- April 2010 (31)
- 30: Frequent walkouts from parliament helping MPs get in shape (8)
- 29: Journalists keen to know Kushboo’s views on post-marital sex (15)
- 28: Government planning to put CBI blimps everywhere in the country (6)
- 27: Don’t talk to human beings, alien scientist warns his clan (10)
- 26: Indian scientist discovers cure for cancer, waits for media coverage (8)
- 24: Tendulkar fan planning to attack Kallis arrested with knife (8)
- 23: Patients turn critical after accidental exposure to TV serial (14)
- 22: IPL probe over, ZooZoo found guilty, will be replaced with Pug (16)
- 21: Chinese company plans to sell volcanic ash as sex booster (10)
- 20: An open letter to Lalit Modi (please tell us the truth before you go) (36)
- 19: Caption it! What is Arindam Chaudhuri saying to the world? (49)
- 19: Pigeons found accepting and giving bribe, scientists claim (4)
- 18: Sunday Magazine: Should IPL be identified as charity work? (2)
- 17: First time MP alleges ragging by seniors inside Parliament premises (9)
- 16: Chai wallah hires McKinsey to find out if he should sell Omelets and Maggi too (31)
- 15: Chudails and Aliens feeling left out of the IPL controversy (4)
- 14: After Promoted Tweets, Twitter to launch News Channel (5)
- 13: “Poor equipment and lack of training key to crushing Naxals” (14)
- 12: IIT JEE glitches expose frail disposition of Indian students (7)
- 11: Sunday Magazine: Are IPL sponsorships getting out of hand? (5)
- 10: Hamid Karzai threatens to turn gay if his wife doesn’t stop nagging (5)
- 09: Industry unhappy over lack of plans for 3G spectrum allotment scam (9)
- 09: Haryana Government does not know what to do with Rs. 800 collected as speeding challan (11)
- 08: Oongli cricketer announces retirement from all forms of the game (13)
- 07: Young Indian lady has completely forgotten her first love (7)
- 06: An open letter to Shoaib Malik (hope this one is delivered) (35)
- 05: Mathematics and Biology textbooks made us prejudiced, research claims (16)
- 04: Sunday Magazine: Are we missing something on Sania’s marriage? (11)
- 03: Kitten can’t believe what she saw on Hindi news channels (9)
- 02: Aamir Khan to remake all his crappy movies to attain perfection (22)
- 01: An open letter to Sania Mirza (returned by postal department) (200)
- March 2010 (37)
- 31: Barista shaken by couple who just had two cups of coffee (23)
- 30: Lalit Modi detained and asked to undress at London airport (17)
- 29: Himesh beats Phoonk 2, declares 10 lakh challenge for his album (23)
- 28: Sunday Magazine: Lalit Modi admits IPL abroad would be more fun (3)
- 27: SP asks for reservation in private sector jobs for youth whistling at women (8)
- 26: UP farmer puts up Mayawati statues as scarecrow, jailed (19)
- 26: Students asked to write castes of all the assholes they knew (20)
- 25: Man now in his 30′s still singing rap songs of Baba Sehgal (12)
- 24: Should IPL be nationalized and its shares offered to public? (10)
- 24: Joe Biden says fuck off to Pakistani asking for nuclear deal (7)
- 23: Government asks people to turn gay to resolve sex ratio problems (8)
- 22: Five sponsorship proposals for IPL matches that were rejected (18)
- 22: Shahrukh Khan to star in the first ever gay Bond movie? (28)
- 21: Sunday Magazine: Are LinkedIn Updates frustrating you? (3)
- 20: Rahul Dravid haggles with Auto driver, misses IPL match (9)
- 20: Panchayat asks people to stop calling human genitals as “private parts” (13)
- 19: US pornography companies eager to open offices in India (12)
- 18: Honey Bees request to keep them out of the political bullshit (5)
- 17: New bill to allow BMW drivers to hit and run without much trouble (16)
- 16: Mayawati can’t understand what so big deal about spending huge cash is (11)
- 15: Mujrim Jeevandas loses temper, beats judge with plywood (28)
- 15: “Work from Toilet” scheme mooted for people with stomach problems (11)
- 14: Sunday Magazine: IPL goes green, but why wooden bats? (3)
- 12: Ekta Kapoor charged with murder of Anandi, Faking News seeks justice (9)
- 11: Gmail accounts of women accessed by anti-reservation lobby (8)
- 10: IIM student has started believing his salary quoted by media (16)
- 09: Dogs name Arundhati Roy as mediator for talks with Maoists (9)
- 08: Women’s Reservation Bill passed with quota for Men within it (28)
- 07: Sunday Magazine: The curious case of Rahul Mahajan’s marriage (12)
- 06: Matric examinee angry at family for not helping him with cheating (5)
- 05: MPs could undergo sex change surgeries to bypass women’s reservation (8)
- 04: Baba calling babe – Godman caught with callgirls claims he has split personality (10)
- 04: Possibility of having Gorillas on Mars fails to excite monkeys (4)
- 03: Controversy erupts over nude Sheikh painting by M F Husain (34)
- 02: Duryodhana returns, claims rights on the throne of Delhi (21)
- 02: Faking News Awards for excellence in Bollywood for year 2009 (3)
- 01: No fun, no colors, no celebrations this Holi for this asshole (8)
- February 2010 (36)
- 28: Gabbar Singh may finally stop asking, “Holi kab hai, kab hai Holi?” (8)
- 28: Naked man on Delhi runway identified as actor Kamaal Rashid Khan (10)
- 27: Man decides to cheat girlfriend after watching Emotional Atyachaar (8)
- 26: Opposition walks out over one thing they could understand in Union Budget (11)
- 25: Idea faces criticism from other mobile operators over saving toilet paper (40)
- 24: Employees ransack office after having missed Sachin’s double century (23)
- 24: Railways passengers to be fined for farting and snoring inside coaches (16)
- 24: Dark secrets of many come out in open as hackers have a field day (9)
- 23: Parliament adjourned to discuss pregnancy rumors about Aishwarya Rai (16)
- 22: Irritating asshole adds former office mate as friend on facebook (12)
- 21: Sunday Magazine: all you wanted to know about Indian Maoists (1)
- 20: Creationists propose “Intelligent Recall” theory to explain extinction of species (22)
- 19: AMU forms committee to write manual for having sex on campus (5)
- 19: Google launches Mox to help you “search within” your soul (3)
- 18: Young boy books young girl for secretary when he becomes vice president (9)
- 17: Times Now concedes that it might have asked just too many questions by now (7)
- 17: Man performs surgery on himself after reading a book (6)
- 16: Student gets zero marks in exam, rejects any intelligence failure (35)
- 15: Three year old wants to grow up to become a celebrity (3)
- 14: Sunday Magazine: This Valentine’s Day, Donate a Rose, Save our Tigers (4)
- 13: Cupid recalls millions of defective lovers ahead of Valentine’s Day (4)
- 12: SRK releases “My Name Is Kahn” to confuse Shiv Sainiks (11)
- 11: Columbus sets off for Pakistan, discovers Mumbai, asked to apologize (13)
- 11: Google Buzz wait keeps internet savvy dude awake all night (4)
- 10: Man files for divorce after spotting cheating wife on Google Earth (12)
- 09: Sena relents, will allow SRK movie to be shown till interval (10)
- 08: West Bengal demands 10 percent reservation for Bengalis (11)
- 08: Single man goes into depression as Valentine’s Week begin (13)
- 07: Sunday Magazine: Dealing with the modern Peeping Toms (2)
- 06: Is SRK hand in gloves with Shiv Sena to promote his movie? (8)
- 05: Rahul Gandhi’s pocket picked while traveling in local train (16)
- 04: Lalit Modi buys rights of Veer from Salman Khan, to produce film (6)
- 04: Earliest facebook users oppose immigration of orkut users (21)
- 03: Reliance Telecommunications announces results for the rest of the year (3)
- 02: Dozens fall sick after attending a speech by Raj Thackeray (35)
- 01: Apple hires Shahid Afridi as brand ambassador after ball biting incident (10)
- January 2010 (40)
- 31: Sunday Magazine: BT Brinjal, so is it really safe to eat or not? (5)
- 30: Marathi Manoos decides to sell away his stake in Mumbai (16)
- 30: IIT student develops gadget to help Mayawati statues join Twitter (6)
- 29: Chidambaram to play Frisbee with Rehman Malik to boost bilateral ties (5)
- 28: Mob assaults youth in train for singing television ad jingle (12)
- 28: Rajesh Khanna breaks his silence, accuses James Cameron of plagiarism (63)
- 27: Rift in Indian cricket team widens as Zaheer sabotages Gambhir’s bid for record (6)
- 27: Controversy erupts over India’s first gay cartoon character (12)
- 26: Osama Bin Laden releases his long awaited book of poetry (9)
- 25: Jealous husbands oppose naming of lunar crater after SRK (3)
- 24: Sunday Magazine: Congress-MNS float SPV for Mumbai’s development (3)
- 23: Heaven clarifies that it has never made any marriage at all (8)
- 22: Minister of State has now finely settled into doing nothing (2)
- 21: Forgotten celebrity all set to release MMS with her boyfriend (5)
- 20: Shahid Afridi threatens to grow big beard to avenge IPL snub (9)
- 19: Paranoid over Tibet, China tried to hack Aamir Khan’s blog (25)
- 19: If news channels were to report Silencer’s balatkar speech from 3 Idiots (32)
- 18: Thousands of Farmville farmers commit suicide over crop failures (23)
- 17: Sunday Magazine: introducing the real Salesman of the Year (6)
- 16: Airlines faces trouble as silicon breasts of Rakhi Sawant gets damaged in transit (14)
- 16: FBI announces Photoshop contest for altering Osama’s pictures (8)
- 15: Monsanto announces plans for BT Brinjal that tastes like chicken (2)
- 14: Worried over rising incidents of phone sex, China bans phones in favor of pagers (3)
- 14: Janata Dal Secular releases sleeping Deve Gowda calendar (2)
- 13: Only surviving eunuch claiming to be freedom fighter dies (15)
- 12: Castes in Bihar impatient to know how fast their GDP grew (6)
- 11: Man seeks divorce from wife secretly married to her television (8)
- 10: Sunday Magazine: Coming Soon – Amar Singh Ki Amar Kahani (2)
- 09: Google goes the facebook way, Nexus One to suggest whom to call (8)
- 09: Thousands of voyeurs spend whole day thinking about bras (10)
- 08: PVRs to provide child silencers to people taking along kids to movies (9)
- 07: Resignation mystery solved, Amar Singh to start second innings in Bollywood (7)
- 06: Australia denies racism, accuses Kangaroos of attacking Indians (14)
- 05: Now 3 Idiots team accused of promoting farting in public (13)
- 05: Believers go on rampage as researchers declare G-spot mythical (13)
- 04: Apple dropped from Burj Dubai to validate Newton’s laws disappears (17)
- 04: Sheila and Kumar go to Supreme Court over civic manners (1)
- 03: Sunday Magazine: Take a look at what awaits you in the new year (1)
- 02: Domestic Maya Calendar found predicting doomsday in 2012 (9)
- 02: Zoo animals still shocked why thousands of people came to see them (3)
- December 2009 (42)
- 31: Dog depressed at not having bitten any man for the entire year (10)
- 30: Chudails vote India TV as the Best News Channel of 2000’s (14)
- 29: Research proves that women tend to feel safer among aliens (5)
- 28: Politician caught in bed with rival politician, justifies conduct (14)
- 27: China jails painter for not using enough red color in paintings (2)
- 27: Sunday Magazine: Hey losers, Vindu Dara Singh is the winner of 2009 (5)
- 26: Emami launches toothbrush that can reduce hair fall among men (3)
- 25: N D Tiwari resigns from the post of governor, starts his own sex clinic (14)
- 25: Baby reviewers give just 1 star to the latest baby adopted by Brangelina (2)
- 24: 62 years after independence, owls all set to feel like Indians (3)
- 24: JMM announces maiden bidding process in India to sell MLAs (4)
- 23: Child molester SPS Rathore suffering from SPS (Small Penis Syndrome) (36)
- 22: Narendra Modi’s compulsory voting bill just got lucrative for you (9)
- 21: Corrupt bureaucrat plays joker card, all jokers come out in support (5)
- 21: After Nano, Tata all set to launch Nana – the people’s helicopter (12)
- 20: Sunday Magazine: Where is the Ajmal Ali Kasab trial heading? (15)
- 19: Scientists at MTV decode genes that make a person dumb (10)
- 18: Vijay Mallya to pose naked for cover page of Playboy India (26)
- 17: Politician starts fast in Andhra Pradesh, but no one knows why (9)
- 16: Delhi man caught defecating on 50 feet high Metro tracks (10)
- 15: Attractive model is confident and all set for new car launch (3)
- 15: Aamir Khan kidnapped by Naxals while promoting 3 Idiots in disguise (7)
- 14: Tata Group to perform corporate Yajna to please Agni devta (6)
- 13: Sunday Magazine: India 2.0 – Let’s describe the whole nation! (2)
- 12: Widespread confusion as India legalizes internet prostitution (2)
- 11: Facebook launches Facebook Tsunami to take on Google Wave (21)
- 11: Lunatics march to Delhi to demand planet status for Moon (13)
- 10: Shahrukh Khan refuses role of a porn star by Arindam Chaudhuri (26)
- 09: Results of the Great Indian Sex Survey by Faking News out (17)
- 08: Delhi Traffic Police ropes in Tiger Woods for safe driving campaign (3)
- 08: Porn star Jenna Jameson poses in clothes to protect animal rights (4)
- 07: Government asks people to hold breath daily for ten minutes to cut emissions (6)
- 07: Domino’s launches figure-free pizza for carefree consumers (1)
- 06: Sunday Magazine: Advani wishes a Happy Sindhi Topi Day to all (1)
- 05: Hurt by criticisms, terrorists assert that they indeed have a religion (6)
- 04: Volkswagen sued by an Indian for copyright infringement (12)
- 04: Union Cabinet to meet on trees to highlight climate change (4)
- 04: Nation debates parenting as three year old fails to catch pigeon (3)
- 03: Nations agree to cut down on global fart for a better tomorrow (8)
- 02: Journalists debate what news to make out of assorted pictures of sexy girls (5)
- 01: RBI scraps one rupee coin in exchange for Cadbury’s Éclair (8)
- 01: Tiger Woods was practicing driving in Delhi when his car crashed (7)
- November 2009 (43)
- 30: Ahmedabad man finds image of liquor bottle on bottom of iron (4)
- 29: Three letter word invented by an Indian MBA creates stir in the world (17)
- 29: Sunday Magazine: So these guys can’t pay their debt? Serious? (2)
- 28: CAT servers hacked, students asked extremely personal questions (35)
- 27: Shamed by MMS scandal, MBA student becomes naga sadhu (8)
- 26: Despite the best efforts by news channels, man forgets 26/11 (11)
- 26: Faking News interview with a dead terrorist of the Mumbai terror attacks (22)
- 25: McKinsey proposes FART framework to tackle employee unrest (3)
- 25: “I want to run naked in my office all over and shock my boss” (15)
- 24: New medicine Liberhanagra causes multiple orgasms in old fogeys (1)
- 24: Mayhem by models, Pakistan Fashion week kills 90 terrorists (11)
- 23: Bacardi to sponsor Liberhan Commission report on Babri demolition (10)
- 23: Heart cries in agony as it receives another poem dedicated to itself (4)
- 22: Sunday Magazine: Holy cows of the modern Indian society (2)
- 21: Atif Aslam wins Best Supporting Singer award for complementing chorus (14)
- 20: Bollywood actresses come together to fight smelly armpits (10)
- 20: “Rampant ugliness makes men cost-inefficient for beauty contests” (9)
- 19: Next Tata Group Head to be decided through a television reality show (15)
- 18: Indian man fails to get buyer after putting up his integrity for sale on eBay (7)
- 18: Inspired by FBI leads on Headley, government could allow FDI in domestic security (4)
- 17: Pakistan to stamp its products with RAW Mark, Taliban furious (6)
- 16: Cute girl cheering Dhoni in stadium just wanted to be on television (18)
- 16: New prophecy predicts humans turning into donkeys by 2012 (6)
- 15: Sunday Magazine: Saluting Sachin Tendulkar on completing 20 years (9)
- 14: Children’s group ban all nursery rhymes, demand better treatment (12)
- 13: The Common Man tops Forbes list of world’s most powerless people (18)
- 12: Brad Pitt claims Amitabh Bachchan as his long lost son (25)
- 12: After meeting painful accident, girl meets painful well wishers (5)
- 11: Six months old baby resembling Karl Marx gives renewed hope to communists (5)
- 11: Proof that Madhu Koda is being framed by the CBI (5)
- 10: 20 years after fall of his boundary wall, Manoj still can’t think straight (5)
- 10: Fearing getting slapped, Ricky Ponting taking Marathi lessons (11)
- 09: Unable to figure out Google Wave, youngster kills himself (33)
- 08: Weekend office party leaves employee with stiff stretched lips (4)
- 07: Pakistan arrests Indian parrot on charges of spying and sabotage (17)
- 06: Millions injured as series of Tendulkar debates rock various parts of India (9)
- 05: Mayawati joins facebook! Exclusive snapshot of her wall (34)
- 04: Munaf Patel and Dinesh Karthik to play for Australia tomorrow (10)
- 03: Bear who killed terrorists could become Chief Minister of Maharashtra (10)
- 03: Book Review: The Seven Habits of Highly Effeminate People (11)
- 02: “you could fatally attack and murder your boss this month” (7)
- 01: Government issues final warning to raging fire at Jaipur IOC depot (13)
- 01: Hrithik Roshan arrested by police for smuggling aliens into India (9)
- October 2009 (55)
- 31: Lecherous man declares himself as nation’s leading cleavage critic (10)
- 30: Swine Flu virus killed in encounter in Gujarat, opposition cry foul (12)
- 29: Taliban discovers Plant Psychology, bans haraam vegetables (16)
- 28: Man suffering from loose motion wants debate on root causes of diarrhea (12)
- 28: Did Savita Bhabhi know too much about spectrum allotment scam? (20)
- 27: Government launches special schemes for toilet graffiti artists (8)
- 27: No trace of asshole who jumped in river despite local warnings (3)
- 26: Kylie accused for failure of Blue, white women allege discrimination (7)
- 25: Naxals walk the ramp wearing designer clothes by Arundhati Roy (15)
- 25: Sino Indian relations take a boost as Manmohan, Wen discuss ties (1)
- 24: Shashi Tharoor with an African python. Caption it! (35)
- 24: RSS appoints Goldman Sachs as investment bankers for acquiring BJP (6)
- 23: Unmarried man suspects Shaadi.com employees of committing fraud (12)
- 22: Hopeless moron happy with IIT cut-off marks not being raised (9)
- 21: Infosys employee feels liberated after having Maggi at midnight (24)
- 20: BJP workers had used Happydent gums to help Rajnath’s plane fly (5)
- 20: Fucking awesome! Rahul Gandhi rides a bicycle on Delhi roads (14)
- 19: Google dumps Google Wave, to launch applications for terrorists (5)
- 19: Unable to attract even a single girl, frustrated man sues Axe (122)
- 18: Middle aged woman cries yet again after watching Baghban (9)
- 18: Jayalalitha refuses honorary degree in Kalaignar Thoughts (2)
- 17: Loser kept blogging while the neighborhood celebrated Diwali (7)
- 16: Mudslinging could become a sporting event in Commonwealth Games 2010 (3)
- 16: God mighty pissed off at random usage of phrases like “god level” (2)
- 15: Chetan Bhagat accepts that he believes in numerology (9)
- 15: Twitter signs exclusive partnership with HP for printing tweets (7)
- 14: Nationwide scare as KRK turns into SRK after eating BT brinjal (8)
- 14: Indian border with China to be fenced with nimbu mirchi (12)
- 13: MBA turned entrepreneur gives up, fires himself, seeks bailout (9)
- 13: Hitler shocked at so few Indian parodies of himself (1)
- 12: Outrage over new car advertisement released by Hyundai (10)
- 12: Raj Thackeray apologizes after accidentally threatening and abusing himself (34)
- 11: Dinosaur eggs vandalized again, locals write “I love you” on them (3)
- 10: Please keep the Indian Railways clean (0)
- 10: Lalit Modi had laughed hysterically after declaring Champions League open (5)
- 09: Clashes break out in India as Barack Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize (18)
- 09: Politician falls in borewell while campaigning for elections (2)
- 08: Early humans started talking and wearing clothes to have sex (10)
- 08: Broad minded liberals decry revenge cry of beheaded cop’s son (10)
- 07: Indian origin boy wins cat coloring contest in the USA (5)
- 07: Gays fasting for their political leaders on Karwa Chauth face hostility (2)
- 06: Anger and confusion reigns as Bihar declared a part of Maharashtra (20)
- 06: Mother decides to accept her errant son and his black money (4)
- 05: Another Manmohan waits to join the Government of India? (2)
- 05: Most politicians stand for elections just because they have piles (5)
- 04: Indian CEOs told not to take vulgar salaries back home (3)
- 04: “Don’t give away your six months old baby to Rakhi Sawant” (9)
- 03: Exposed and Exclusive: List of housemates for Big Boss season 3 (17)
- 03: Cow replaces the tiger as India’s national animal (4)
- 02: Insomniacs want Karan Johar to apologize for “Wake Up Sid” (4)
- 02: Langoor scares away three wise monkeys of Mahatma Gandhi (0)
- 02: Carnival time as 2016 Olympics goes to Rio de Janeiro (1)
- 01: Chinese celebrate 60 seconds of freedom and liberty with joy (8)
- 01: Nation shocked as 2000 women apply Fair & Lovely for five hours (4)
- 01: “Why are BJP leaders going for Shastra Puja on Dussehra?” (5)
- September 2009 (52)
- 30: Suspected terrorist swallowed by python while planting bomb (3)
- 29: Protests over Mahesh Bhatt’s decision to cast Pakistani horses (5)
- 29: Indian cows go on strike to protest uncomfortable conditions (7)
- 28: Dussehra celebrations cancelled as Ravan runs to Pakistan (7)
- 27: Caption it! What is Sheila Dixit saying to Suresh Kalmadi? (48)
- 27: Boy used his girfriend’s name as a dating site password (12)
- 27: Cricket lover did not feel sad after India’s loss to Pakistan (2)
- 26: Chinese delegates intruded into Indian suites during G-20 summit (1)
- 26: Mayawati does a Rahul, spends night with a Brahmin family (7)
- 25: Men talking loud on mobile during movies have smaller penises (16)
- 24: Thousands duped as conman sells them bottled moon water (6)
- 24: Ten tentative tweets that Shsahi Tharoor should avoid as minister (26)
- 23: Hundreds suffer losses in Delhi as they try to learn manners (2)
- 23: Local IIT nerd spends entire day not recounting IIT experience (26)
- 22: IIMs finally give up, concede that IIPM is beyond them (113)
- 22: Khap Panchayats declared MTV Youth Icon of the Year 2009 (3)
- 21: Boy shocked to know that his favorite newsreader was an asshole (6)
- 21: Fourteen years after the miracle, Ganesha idols vomit milk (8)
- 20: Man in love with world cinema refuses to eat Indian food (4)
- 19: Most Indian wives still starving themselves to punish husbands (4)
- 19: Ekta Kapoor agrees for “Ekta Ka Swayamvar” (1)
- 18: “Shall we call it Kanshi Ram or Rajiv Gandhi Commonwealth Games?” (1)
- 18: Gays form their own political party, to fight assembly elections (3)
- 17: Tharoor clarifies “cattle class” remark, blames jackasses for confusion (14)
- 16: Student expelled from school for wearing pink underwear moves HC (9)
- 15: End of an era, subscribers to pay up for “missed calls” now (2)
- 15: Indians celebrate with gaiety as Faking News turns one (2)
- 15: Congress on Austerity Drive (8)
- 14: Pak used 100 USD to print a fake 500 rupee Indian note: Musharraf (4)
- 14: Hitler and Indian news channels – 1 (6)
- 14: Hitler and Indian news channels – 2 (8)
- 13: Pre-historic bullshit goes missing from national museum (1)
- 12: Chidambaram inadvertently submits proof of low cost tour to US officials (1)
- 11: Various statues run away from Ambedkar Parks as SC stops construction (1)
- 11: Al Qaida launches video game to celebrate 8th anniversary of 9/11 (2)
- 10: Google showing relevant Ads on Maammootty and movies (4)
- 10: Women’s group wants lack of foreplay punishable under section 377 of IPC (3)
- 09: Parliament lauds intense efforts of “India” community on orkut (10)
- 09: It is 09-09-09, Satan is hanging upside down and watching you! (8)
- 08: Little Johnny discovers “Holy Shit”, writes to Faking News (7)
- 08: Man down with facebook fatigue has started hating all his friends (2)
- 07: Hindu & Muslim kids clash in Miraj over poster of Tom & Jerry (18)
- 07: What new color should Manmohan Singh try for his turban? (7)
- 06: Residents loot each other as march against crime goes awry (1)
- 06: Man promising hot video of Katrina and Salman dupes news channel (1)
- 05: Scare in India as Obama gives a full back massage to Merkel (7)
- 05: Maoists on fish eating spree in Nepal accuse India of sending mutant fishes (2)
- 04: Class Xth student arrested with pistol, wanted to shoot Kapil Sibal (15)
- 03: Man falls from terrace trying to come live on TV during YSR funeral (1)
- 03: “Do animals give us consent for everything we do to them?” (5)
- 02: Tendulkar wakes up as 18 years old, nation celebrates the miracle (17)
- 01: “wink at the first thirteen beggars that you come across” (3)
- August 2009 (27)
- 31: JNU to have a KFC kiosk on campus, but with a difference (9)
- 31: Man runs out naked from neighbor’s house shouting ‘Eureka’ (3)
- 30: Jinnah was reduced to zero by Congress, and zero can’t divide (1)
- 29: Former ISRO scientist claims Chandrayaan never existed to begin with (14)
- 29: Jaswant Singh fires fresh salvo, equates Advani with RGV (0)
- 28: “How can I dump my current girlfriend for a bigger busted girl?” (19)
- 28: Mafia Wars player surrenders before police, sent for rehabilitation (7)
- 27: Pet dogs express shock at unhygienic habits of stray dogs (0)
- 26: Man kills neighbor for showing middle finger to his dog (3)
- 25: Usain Bolt could be banned for being Martian, fans claim racism (3)
- 24: Farmer throws frogs at Sharad Pawar, freed, forgiven, sued (5)
- 24: Miss Universe title captivates Venezuela, but could start regional conflict in India (5)
- 23: Pakistani national caught with fake books of Jaswant Singh (0)
- 22: Traffic jams will be known as Rahul Rush in Congress ruled states (3)
- 21: Man stuck for hours in road traffic hates Delhi Metro (2)
- 20: Now showing on TV – “BJP ki Aag” (0)
- 20: Gunda to be inducted as a case study at IIM Ahmedabad (37)
- 20: Swine Flu panda will protect us from H1N1 virus (5)
- 19: BJP launches Jinnah T-shirts (6)
- 16: SRK was detained at US airport due to stammering (6)
- 11: Railways denies putting up photos of Lalu Yadav in toilets (0)
- 09: First man to have given a bribe in independent India dies (1)
- 07: Man diagnosed with Swine Flu refuses to be quarantined (0)
- 05: Private Air Hostesses tie Rakhi to passengers to collect funds (0)
- 04: Indian terror camps in Balochistan messed up in corruption (5)
- 03: Man diagnosed with English speaking obsession beaten up (3)
- 01: Outrage over Prime Minister’s beer party with Emraan Hashmi (0)
- July 2009 (28)
- 31: No obscenity, striptease at Sourav’s followed Ganguly’s heroics (0)
- 30: Government launches mid-day snooze scheme for public offices (0)
- 29: Anil Ambani removes brother Mukesh from facebook friends list (6)
- 28: Reality show winner wants government to respect privacy (3)
- 27: “your dog will bite on your left ball next month” (5)
- 26: “I enjoy masturbating a lot, am I a gay?” (2)
- 25: MPs express concern over pigeons making love in public (1)
- 24: Some Orissa MLA could be a self-transforming snake (0)
- 22: Rakhi Sawant marries wrong guy due to solar eclipse (1)
- 17: Mayawati launches MAREGA to counter NREGA (0)
- 16: “Non-aligned countries should justify themselves” (1)
- 11: Obama, Sarkozy discuss the G8 girl (0)
- 10: John Abraham has the sexiest armpits: Rediff poll (4)
- 08: Research proves Yeti was a bureaucrat (3)
- 07: Google tells you how to get pregnant! (3)
- 07: Manmohan Singh gets six-pack abs (2)
- 07: BCCI to manage ad contracts of cricketers (1)
- 07: Billboard baby – the next big thing (1)
- 07: Ego Clash – Anchor vs. Reporter (0)
- 07: Aaj Tak Live Blooper – 2 (0)
- 07: Aaj Tak Live Blooper – 1 (1)
- 07: Slumdog Millionaire changes Indian society (2)
- 07: Television News Mistakes – 3 (0)
- 07: Television News Mistakes – 2 (0)
- 07: Television News Mistakes – 1 (0)
- 07: Funny news moments (0)
- 07: MNS search launched (3)
- 07: Anatomy of TRP madness and television journalism of India (11)
And yeah, you must visit the old blog of Faking News, where it all started, to read more such news reports! 
