Profile of Guest Patrakar
"A dummy user account to post guest articles on Faking News"
Guest Patrakar
http://www.fakingnews.com
Reports by Guest Patrakar :
The Government of Japan has finally woken up to reality and decided to shelve the two-decade long robo-project codenamed “Thalaiva 2.0” initiated to replicate Rajinikanth in the form of a robot. The project involved some of Japan’s top minds from their top tech companies and so far had cost the Japanese an amount ten times more than the round underground thingamajig built in Switzerland, pushing the Japanese economy into a decade long economic tailspin.
August 19, 2010 | Filed under
Technology |
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In a surprising development late last evening, President Obama emerged from a 22 hours marathon meeting with representatives of NASA, CIA, FBI, Mossad, CBI, the BSP, Al Qaeda and the states of Israel and Palestine, to make a landmark announcement. He sounded optimistic, although desultory and shaky due to sheer fatigue despite consuming 43 cups of Starbucks discounted coffee with Dunkin diabetic donuts, while releasing his official press note.
June 9, 2010 | Filed under
World |
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In an unprecedented attack, notorious email hackers group MOCODO (MOst COders are DOrks), hacked into email accounts of millions of users across the world. While a large chunk of critical information was at stake, the hackers instead chose to to release “Secret Questions” of thousands of users on popular questions portal, iBaBaBuBu.com. Although it appears to be a minor violation of privacy, this move by the hackers has caused widespread discontent amongst users.
February 24, 2010 | Filed under
Internet |
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In a surprising series of events, a bookseller from Gujarat performed surgery on himself, after being inspired by a book. Panna Lal, owner of Jai Shri Krishna book stores in Gandhinagar, slit his wrist after reading management guru Arindam Chaudhari’s bestseller – “Discover the Diamond in you”. Panna was hoping to find some diamonds inside him, an embarrassing reality that he was initially reluctant to admit.
February 17, 2010 | Filed under
Assorted |
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Even though Samajwadi Party chief Mulayam Singh Yadav has tried to downplay the resignation of Amar Singh and is hopeful of his return to the fold, Faking News has learned that the 53-year-old high profile leader has not only left Samajwadi Party, he has left politics for good and not joining any other political party. And guess what, the socialite-politician is ready to start his second innings in Bollywood.
January 7, 2010 | Filed under
Celebrities |
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JMM President Shibu Soren today announced a lucrative bidding process for the sale of newly elected JMM MLAs after conclusion of the State Assembly Elections on Wednesday. With the Congress and BJP camps both hung at 25 and 20 seats respectively, both the parties have welcomed this idea of Mr. Soren, and have hailed it as the beginning of a new era of transparency in public life.
December 24, 2009 | Filed under
Politics |
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Nitin Das was running a flourishing chain of automobile repair workshops under the name of ‘Das Auto’ when he saw the new Volkswagen commercial on the national television. Infuriated at his brand name being used as Volkswagen’s tagline, without his prior permission, he decided to take legal action against the automobile company. In a press conference later in the evening, his lawyer announced that they’ve filed a copyright violation case against Volkswagen India.
December 4, 2009 | Filed under
Companies |
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The war against terrorism in neighboring Pakistan received a shot in the arm when hordes of terrorists died after witnessing a fashion show held in Karachi. The army is claiming that it was a strategic strike against terrorists where scantily clad models, girls smoking cigarettes, fashionistas caked in make-up, and socialites looking out for Sunday Magazine photographers were used as the primary weapons against the terrorists.
November 24, 2009 | Filed under
World |
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In a development that is set to shock Bollywood and Hollywood alike, Brad Pitt has surprisingly claimed that Big B was his long lost son. After watching promotional visuals of upcoming movie Paa, Brad claimed that Amitabh Button (the surname allegedly distorted by Indians) was his offspring – a result from his adventures on a sea-trip that he had made when he was a 15-year-old in the body of a 50-year-old.
November 12, 2009 | Filed under
Celebrities |
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Indian captain Mahendra Singh Dhoni has offered Indian players to the visiting Australian team that is suffering from grave injury problems causing many of their players to go back home. Keeping with the homegrown rules of Indian cricket, Indian captain has offered his Australian counterpart a chance to play Indian players in their side for the remaining matches of the series. As a result, Munaf Patel and Dinesh Karthik could be playing for Australia tomorrow.
November 4, 2009 | Filed under
Cricket |
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