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Dark secrets of many come out in open as hackers have a field day

Dark secrets of many come out in open as hackers have a field day

In an unprecedented attack, notorious email hackers group MOCODO (MOst COders are DOrks), hacked into email accounts of millions of users across the world. While a large chunk of critical information was at stake, the hackers instead chose to to release “Secret Questions” of thousands of users on popular questions portal, iBaBaBuBu.com. Although it appears to be a minor violation of privacy, this move by the hackers has caused widespread discontent amongst users.

Man performs surgery on himself after reading a book

Man performs surgery on himself after reading a book

In a surprising series of events, a bookseller from Gujarat performed surgery on himself, after being inspired by a book. Panna Lal, owner of Jai Shri Krishna book stores in Gandhinagar, slit his wrist after reading management guru Arindam Chaudhari’s bestseller – “Discover the Diamond in you”. Panna was hoping to find some diamonds inside him, an embarrassing reality that he was initially reluctant to admit.

Resignation mystery solved, Amar Singh to start second innings in Bollywood

Resignation mystery solved, Amar Singh to start second innings in Bollywood

Even though Samajwadi Party chief Mulayam Singh Yadav has tried to downplay the resignation of Amar Singh and is hopeful of his return to the fold, Faking News has learned that the 53-year-old high profile leader has not only left Samajwadi Party, he has left politics for good and not joining any other political party. And guess what, the socialite-politician is ready to start his second innings in Bollywood.

JMM announces maiden bidding process in India to sell MLAs

JMM announces maiden bidding process in India to sell MLAs

JMM President Shibu Soren today announced a lucrative bidding process for the sale of newly elected JMM MLAs after conclusion of the State Assembly Elections on Wednesday. With the Congress and BJP camps both hung at 25 and 20 seats respectively, both the parties have welcomed this idea of Mr. Soren, and have hailed it as the beginning of a new era of transparency in public life.

Volkswagen sued by an Indian for copyright infringement

Volkswagen sued by an Indian for copyright infringement

Nitin Das was running a flourishing chain of automobile repair workshops under the name of ‘Das Auto’ when he saw the new Volkswagen commercial on the national television. Infuriated at his brand name being used as Volkswagen’s tagline, without his prior permission, he decided to take legal action against the automobile company. In a press conference later in the evening, his lawyer announced that they’ve filed a copyright violation case against Volkswagen India.

Mayhem by models, Pakistan Fashion week kills 90 terrorists

Mayhem by models, Pakistan Fashion week kills 90 terrorists

The war against terrorism in neighboring Pakistan received a shot in the arm when hordes of terrorists died after witnessing a fashion show held in Karachi. The army is claiming that it was a strategic strike against terrorists where scantily clad models, girls smoking cigarettes, fashionistas caked in make-up, and socialites looking out for Sunday Magazine photographers were used as the primary weapons against the terrorists.

Brad Pitt claims Amitabh Bachchan as his long lost son

Brad Pitt claims Amitabh Bachchan as his long lost son

In a development that is set to shock Bollywood and Hollywood alike, Brad Pitt has surprisingly claimed that Big B was his long lost son. After watching promotional visuals of upcoming movie Paa, Brad claimed that Amitabh Button (the surname allegedly distorted by Indians) was his offspring – a result from his adventures on a sea-trip that he had made when he was a 15-year-old in the body of a 50-year-old.

Munaf Patel and Dinesh Karthik to play for Australia tomorrow

Munaf Patel and Dinesh Karthik to play for Australia tomorrow

Indian captain Mahendra Singh Dhoni has offered Indian players to the visiting Australian team that is suffering from grave injury problems causing many of their players to go back home. Keeping with the homegrown rules of Indian cricket, Indian captain has offered his Australian counterpart a chance to play Indian players in their side for the remaining matches of the series. As a result, Munaf Patel and Dinesh Karthik could be playing for Australia tomorrow.

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