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BCCI sources suggest that MS Dhoni could be sacked as the Indian cricket captain for his impeccable inability to win tosses in test matches where weather and pitch conditions proved to be crucial in the first session. Board is in talks with the ICC to allow a “non-playing” captain for the Indian cricket team exclusively for taking part in tosses.
Constant critic of everything under the sun except his thick locks of salt and pepper hair, Mr. Suhel Seth has finally decided to go for an image makeover. He announced in a massive eight-way debate on Times Now channel last night that he was about to change his approach – from a hyper, sullen, pessimistic and outraged tone he would now move onto something more positive, constructive and smiling.
The plagiarized pages, which include the center spread, display various post-surgery Caucasian women raunchily posing in their birthday suits, and belong to a 2009 issue of Playboy, the largest selling porn magazine in the world. The publication of these pages in India has led to a bizarre turn of events.
In an action packed press conference at the end of the fourth ODI at Mirpur, Bangladesh captain Shakib-al-Hasan announced that the entire Bangladesh team would be rested for the 5th and final ODI against New Zealand. Bangladesh has already won the 5 match series by winning three out of the four games played till now with one match abandoned due to rains.
In another exciting development for India, President Obama has named India as a place in Name, Place, Animal, Thing. The US President, who is scheduled to visit India later this year, was playing this exciting game with his family when he mentioned “India”, an event that immediately alerted the Indian press leading to a series of exclusive news reports about the glorious future of the country.
The Government of Japan has finally woken up to reality and decided to shelve the two-decade long robo-project codenamed “Thalaiva 2.0” initiated to replicate Rajinikanth in the form of a robot. The project involved some of Japan’s top minds from their top tech companies and so far had cost the Japanese an amount ten times more than the round underground thingamajig built in Switzerland, pushing the Japanese economy into a decade long economic tailspin.
In a surprising development late last evening, President Obama emerged from a 22 hours marathon meeting with representatives of NASA, CIA, FBI, Mossad, CBI, the BSP, Al Qaeda and the states of Israel and Palestine, to make a landmark announcement. He sounded optimistic, although desultory and shaky due to sheer fatigue despite consuming 43 cups of Starbucks discounted coffee with Dunkin diabetic donuts, while releasing his official press note.
Even though Samajwadi Party chief Mulayam Singh Yadav has tried to downplay the resignation of Amar Singh and is hopeful of his return to the fold, Faking News has learned that the 53-year-old high profile leader has not only left Samajwadi Party, he has left politics for good and not joining any other political party. And guess what, the socialite-politician is ready to start his second innings in Bollywood.
JMM President Shibu Soren today announced a lucrative bidding process for the sale of newly elected JMM MLAs after conclusion of the State Assembly Elections on Wednesday. With the Congress and BJP camps both hung at 25 and 20 seats respectively, both the parties have welcomed this idea of Mr. Soren, and have hailed it as the beginning of a new era of transparency in public life.
The war against terrorism in neighboring Pakistan received a shot in the arm when hordes of terrorists died after witnessing a fashion show held in Karachi. The army is claiming that it was a strategic strike against terrorists where scantily clad models, girls smoking cigarettes, fashionistas caked in make-up, and socialites looking out for Sunday Magazine photographers were used as the primary weapons against the terrorists.
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