Profile of Pagal Patrakar
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Pagal Patrakar
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Reports by Pagal Patrakar :
Kapil Sibal has blamed the British rulers of the pre-Independence era for the massive loot of country’s wealth, which has resulted in unequal distribution of resources among the citizens of India. However, Sibal didn’t categorically term this “loot” as any “crime” or “corruption” as the Supreme Court had not passed any explicit verdict condemning the loot, which has been going on ever since India got independence.
February 3, 2012 | Filed under
Politics |
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A boy and girl at IIT Madras campus were caught together near institute’s stadium at midnight yesterday. The couple was sitting in an isolated corner and engaged in studying when Ram Nawab, the institute’s night watchman spotted them. Shocked beyond belief, Ram Nawab immediately alerted the IIT administration, which has issued a show cause notice to the couple for indulging in weird practices on campus.
January 28, 2012 | Filed under
Assorted |
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Indian Idiot Society has decided to file a defamation case against Chennai based daily newspaper The Hindu for mocking their beliefs and way of life in an advertisement targeting the rival newspaper The Times of India. These idiots, who don’t want to know anything else that the pet name of Hrithik Roshan, claim that The Hindu ad demeans their dignity for no justifiable reason.
January 27, 2012 | Filed under
Media |
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The shoe thrown at Rahul Gandhi during a public rally has been found to be belonging to Mayawati. The shoes were actually sandals, which had gone missing two years ago after they arrived in India in a special empty jet from London. Police has launched an inquiry into how the sandals landed into the hands of the shoe thrower Ramdin, who happens to be a local shopkeeper.
January 23, 2012 | Filed under
Politics |
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After the risk of getting arrested as soon as he lands in Pakistan, former Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf has decided to declare himself a terrorist so that he was granted safe haven in Pakistan. Earlier, Pakistani interior minister had declared that Musharraf would be arrested as soon as he landed in Pakistan, after which the former military ruler was forced to delay his plans of returning to Pakistan.
January 21, 2012 | Filed under
World |
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YouTube has announced a new category of videos – Tragedy – after it found out that many users had been uploading video clips of the Indian innings in Australia in the existing “Comedy” category. The content team of YouTube, consisting mostly of Americans, failed to see any humor in Indian batsmen getting out cheaply. However, after seeing the scorecard, they concluded that the scenes were tragic in nature.
January 13, 2012 | Filed under
Cricket |
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Ravi Kapoor, a cricket fan who has broken his resolve of not watching cricket 230 times since his school days, has jumbled up the television channels stored on his television set so that he misses the live telecast of Perth test tomorrow morning. Ravi had woken up early in the mornings to watch live telecast of the last two test matches, and was disappointed on every day.
January 12, 2012 | Filed under
Cricket |
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Employees of software company Infosys who had joined the company last year straight out of their colleges, were pleasantly shocked to see a three-hour break given to them for discussing CAT scores and MBA admissions. The decision was taken after the HR employees noticed freshers, and other still-young employees, discussing the same today morning instead of paying attention to work. CAT scores were announced last midnight.
January 11, 2012 | Filed under
Companies |
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Congress has come up with a master strategy for campaigning during the Uttar Pradesh assembly elections that is aimed at impressing both the rural as well as the urban voters of the state. The party has roped in television channel Star Plus to start an Uttar Pradesh edition of the cooking game show MasterChef, which will see party leader Rahul Gandhi as the star judge.
January 10, 2012 | Filed under
Politics |
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After ordering to cover Mayawati statues in Uttar Pradesh as they could influence voters, Election Commission has ordered all websites to ban the “cool” smiley because it resembles a laughing Karunanidhi. Election Commission fears that this could heavily influence innocent citizens of India into voting for DMK – Karunanidhi’s party that is in opposition in Tamil Nadu and a partner in the ruling UPA coalition at center.
January 9, 2012 | Filed under
Politics |
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