Profile of Pagal Patrakar

"I fake news to attract your attention!"
Pagal Patrakar
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Reports by Pagal Patrakar :

After having failed to procure or produce the proposed aesthetic curtains to hide unfinished construction works behind them, Delhi government has decided to hire Govinda mandals of Mumbai to conceal such spots from the views of visitors during the Commonwealth Games next month. Such mandals would be required to create multi-storied human towers around potholes, muddy areas, unfinished construction sites, and other similar eyesores.
September 2, 2010 | Filed under
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After realizing that its players just can’t stop themselves from fixing matches, Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) has decided to accept the reality and turn it into a business model. From now onward, all matches involving Pakistan would be fixed by PCB under a scheme named “Cricket as a Service” or CaaS or Cricket-On-Demand, loosely modeled on SaaS (Software as a service).
August 30, 2010 | Filed under
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When master blaster Sachin Tendulkar met the honorary dean of IIPM Arindam Chaudhuri, the management guru couldn’t stop himself from giving some gyaan and guru mantra to the legendary cricketer.
August 28, 2010 | Filed under
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You saw ‘Rakhi Ka Swayamvar’, you would soon see ‘Rakhi Ka Insaaf’, but are your ready for ‘Rakhi Ka Ilaaj’? Drama queen Rakhi Sawant has convinced her favorite broadcaster Imagine TV for another reality show called ‘Rakhi Ka Ilaaj’. With this, Rakhi would be playing a doctor on television and treat patients suffering from acute diseases. Rakhi says she will treat patients through her bare heart.
August 26, 2010 | Filed under
Television |
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Ranjeet Singh, a habitual eve-teaser and an utter pervert, got the shock of his life when he realized that he had been enjoying the fleshy feel of someone’s manboobs in a crowded Delhi bus. Ranjeet thought that a girl was standing behind him in the bus, a thought that led him instinctively to press his back on purpose against the body of the person standing behind him.
August 25, 2010 | Filed under
Culture |
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A day after UGC issued public notices in all leading newspapers of India clarifying that IIPM did not have the rights of conferring or granting degrees, IIPM has come up with full page advertisements in all kinds of papers declaring that UGC didn’t have the rights to award recognition to any university. Deeply hurt by UGC’s uncharitable act, IIPM has further decided to rebel and form a private league of universities, which would be known as the Privy League, and would aim at becoming the Ivy League of India.
August 24, 2010 | Filed under
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Rahul Gandhi, the young and dynamic General Secretary of Congress, has decided to throw shoes at various Chief Ministers of India so that he could better understand the problems and grievances of the common man. Rahul has decided that he would make surprise visits and shock appearances at various functions and rallies of random Chief Ministers and fling shoes at them after spotting the best opportunity to do so.
August 23, 2010 | Filed under
Politics |
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Yash Raj films have produced a movie Lafangey Parindey starring Deepeka Padukone and Neil Nitin Mukesh, who are neither known as lafangey (rascals) nor parindey (birds), hence our team has decided to launch the original version of the movie with deserving stars in it.
August 22, 2010 | Filed under
Photo Gallery |
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So a higher salary could curb corruption among our leaders? Well, some people think it will at least give them a chance to be honest, even though most of the corrupt to the core guys have been stinking rich already. But fine, maybe it will curb corruption. Then why not also give our leaders some private escorts so that… this week’s Sunday Magazine makes a point.
August 22, 2010 | Filed under
Sunday Magazine |
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Thousands of people came out of their homes and the closet to join a pride parade at Jantar Mantar here today. “It’s not gay to be a Kalmadi” was the loud and clear message of the parade that was called by some community leaders after they were fed up with unending allegations of corruption in the Commonwealth Games organizing committee, headed by Suresh Kalmadi, a Kalmadi.
August 21, 2010 | Filed under
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