Reports by Pagal Patrakar
ZooZoo arrested for spot-fixing in IPL matches
May. 23 |Almost every entity associated with IPL is coming under scanner for betting and spot-fixing in cricket matches. The latest victim is ZooZoo – the white humanoid character promoting Vodafone.
Bowlers to be replaced with bowling machines to stop fixing
May. 16 |Cricket will now officially be a batsman’s game. ICC has decided to do away with bowlers in the game and replace these fixing fellows with honest bowling machines.
BJP to hold Chintan Shivir to find new ways of losing another election
May. 15 |With an eye on losing the 2014 elections and give FN another chance to target Congress led government for its incompetence and corruption, BJP has called a meeting of top party leaders to finalize the losing strategy.
When Rahul Gandhi was given a 1000-rupee note by a Chaiwallah
May. 13 |For Rahul Gandhi, it was a potential life-changing moment, when Kaushal Singh, a chaiwallah, offered him his hard earned money to start a new business.
Manmohan Singh joins Sehwag’s school as Economics teacher
May. 11 |After rumors of rift between Sonia Gandhi and Manmohan Singh grew stronger, MMS has decided to join cricketer Virender Sehwag, who lost his place in team after there were reports of rift between him and Dhoni.
Karnataka election results prove that I need a bicycle: Chintu
May. 9 |After observing that everyone was interpreting the Karnataka assembly election results to suit their own agenda and beliefs, 5-year-old Chintu has decided to do the same.
Chinese intruders fight with each other over which IPL team to support
Apr. 28 |Chinese soldiers, who have intruded almost 20 kilometres into the Indian territory, are now nicely settled and fighting over which IPL team to support, latest reports suggest.
CBI fully independent, chose the A4-size paper for printing all by itself
Apr. 26 |All rumors about CBI working under interference from the union ministers were laid to rest when it was known that top CBI officers didn’t wait for any green signal from any minister to choose papers for printing their reports.
Rival IPL team to get one over of Chris Gayle batting
Apr. 23 |After what Chris Gayle did to Pune in Bangalore earlier today, BCCI has decided to make IPL an evenly contested tournament and give level playing field to the rival team by giving one over of batting by Gayle.
After lions, SC asks Gujarat to move Ravindra Jadeja to another state
Apr. 15 |In a second blow to Narendra Modi in the same day, Supreme Court directed the Gujarat government to move Ravindra Jadeja out of the state to make sure cricketing talent was evenly distributed across the country.
