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Pagal Patrakar
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Just when he thought that he had seen enough of IPL matches and the tournament finals could be played soon, Tarun Kumar, 27, realized that he’s done with watching only half of the matches. Tarun is now feeling stuck with IPL and is threatening to stop watching rest of the tournament. However experts believe that Tarun would end up watching every match of IPL.
After two weeks of his summer internship, Ramesh Nigam, an MBA student, is very busy planning how will he continue the friendship he believes he has managed to strike with the good looking girl in the Human Resources department of the company he’s interning at. Ramesh is sure that Sukriti, the HR girl, will be his confirmed girlfriend by the time he finishes his internship.
After nominating Tendulkar for Rajya Sabha and giving it an impression as if Sachin had joined the party, Congress is now targeting superstar Rajinikanth to garner popular support. A Congress leader has claimed that the party symbol was actually the hand of Rajinikanth. News channels have turned the statement into headlines and breaking news, which led many people into believing that Rajinikanth was endorsing Congress party.
In order to protect children from being exposed to adult content, the government has issued a notification that prohibits adults from indulging in sexual acts starting from 7 AM in the morning when many children wake up from their sleep. Adults, irrespective of their marital status or sexual orientation, have been asked to control their desires till 11 in the night when children go to bed.
Shailesh Joshi, a diehard fan of Sachin Tendulkar, who updated his Facebook status message to “Happy Birthday God!” as soon as the clock struck 12 last night, has still not greeted birthday wishes to his wife, who turned 26 at the same time. His wife has decided to wait till 6 PM today to give him a second chance, failing which Shailesh could be in for some deep trouble.
Ram Murari, a street vendor selling panipuri (also known as golgappa or gupchup), has claimed losses in excess of lakh rupees per year due to women customers insisting on extra paani (flavored and salted water) and free puri (hollow and fried bread) without paying extra for those delicacies. Murari has filed a complaint with the office of National Commission of Women asking the commission to reign in the exploitative women.
Railway Minister Mukul Roy has announced a new feature in train ticket booking that will protect a Trinamool Congress worker from being allotted a berth next to a CPM supporter. The feature will be introduced in beta stage first on the IRCTC website next week, and would soon be implemented on all ticket counters of the Indian Railways.
Crucial man-hours were wasted in the last couple of days as the nation debated and searched for a sex CD involving Congress spokesman Abhishek Manu Singhvi, a CAG report has pointed out. With the CD being a total disappointment to the porn seekers, CAG has estimated a loss of at least 300 crore rupees to the GDP in the current fiscal that has just started.
Mango, longtime romantic partner of Katrina Kaif in television ads, received the shock of his life today after he was kissed by Emraan Hashmi. Although bisexual in orientation, Karan, the concerned mango, is reported to have found the touch of Emraan’s lips anything but pleasurable. Friends of Karan are now demanding that the government stops Emraan from touching any other mango lest there is another casualty.
One of the best kept secrets of India is out – sources tell Faking News that Congress leader Rahul Gandhi has not married due to compulsions of coalition politics. Rahul had a Bengali girlfriend but he couldn’t marry her as her family members were traditional CPM supporters, and any such attempt would have meant Mamata Banerjee ending the coalition with Congress in West Bengal.
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