Reports by Sandeep Kadian
UPA launches ad campaign to increase awareness about the identity of Indian PM
May. 15 |After launching “Bharat Nirman” ad campaign to spread awareness about their achievements during the last 9 years, UPA is all set to launch “PM ka naam” campaign to make everyone aware about the name of Indian Prime Minister.
Chinese soldiers in Ladakh demand Manmohan Singh’s resignation
May. 3 |Tired of getting ignored by the UPA government, Chinese soldiers camping in Ladakh have demanded the resignation of Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh.
Worried about a possible ban, guy watching porn continuously for last 100 hours
Apr. 24 |Ramesh Kumar, a second year student of Ghaseeta Ram Engineering College has been watching porn movies continuously for the last 100 hours after a PIL against watching porn was accepted by the Supreme Court.
Indian news channels request North Korea to postpone war till they find a Korean expert
Apr. 1 |Indian news channels have sent a request to North Korean premier Kim Jong Un to hold off any possible war with South Korea till they find a person who can pass off as a North Korean expert on their 9 PM debates.
Pervez Musharraf missing exotic belly dancers of Dubai
Mar. 25 |Former Pakistani ruler Pervez Musharraf, who came back to Pakistan yesterday after more than four years, is already craving to go back to Dubai, UAE. Reportedly, Musharraf is already missing the Lebanese belly dancers that he used to frequent every night in Dubai.
Bollywood threatens to re-release RGV Ki Aag if Sanjay Dutt is not pardoned
Mar. 23 |Bollywood and Television industry came together as one today and passed a resolution stating that unless Sanjay Dutt was pardoned in the illegal arms case, RGV Ki Aag will be released again in India.
Sehwag appoints himself as the captain of Sehwag International School’s cricket team
Mar. 20 |Out of favor Indian opener, Virender Sehwag has appointed himself as the lifetime captain of the cricket team of his school, Sehwag International School (SIS) after giving himself admission in class IX of the same school.
Gambhir to play for J&K in Ranji trophy to get back in team India
Mar. 16 |Discarded Indian opener, Gautam Gambhir has announced today that he will represent the state of Jammu & Kashmir in the next Ranji trophy as he bids to get back in the national team.
1000 cops to guard Sheila Dixit’s daughter so that she doesn’t feel unsafe
Mar. 9 |After hearing Sheila Dixit say that her daughter feels unsafe in Delhi during her interview with NDTV, Delhi police has sprung into action. They have decided to set up a special force to provide security to Sheila Dixit’s daughter.
New fairness cream promises excellent marks in Board Exams
Mar. 7 |Millions of kids currently feeling the pressure of board examinations in India may have found an unlikely ally in their battle against the pressure – a fairness cream.
