Mumbai. International report producing company McKunsey has released its financial report for the Financial Year 2014-15 for India. And, in a surprise stroke, the report producing company has declared that Outrage Manufacturing Industry leads in India surpassing every other conventional industry showing huge differences.
In that report, McKunsey have revealed that they calculated the number of people who had outraged in India in the past one year and with the help of an equation arrived that Outrage Manufacturing can be valued at 2340 billion US Dollars.
When asked about the equation, McKunsey media representative Mary Smith, said, “That is a good question. We mined data across Indian social media space and Indian media space. We then considered each outrage as ten dollars. Because, to outrage, one needs paper, TV, electricity, energy, which can be billed at 10 Dollars. And we got around 234 billion units being outraged in just one year, with 95% of the units outraged in past ten months. This is quite higher than outrage generated across world for 9/11, Iraq wars, ISIS or Holocaust, even with all put combined. We wonder what such outrageous thing is taking place in India forcing its people to outrage so much?”
With Outrage Manufacturing Industry expected to touch 25% of world’s GDP (3% more than USA’s contribution) in two years, foreign industry players are eager to invest more in India. John Lang, an entrepreneur from London, said, “We are delighted that India is booming and is soon going to be the center of Outrage world. With Outrages taking place almost every hour, I see a good chance in investing in Indian Outrage Manufacturers and expecting rich returns. In rest of the world, we outrage once in a week or once in a blue moon. But in India, ever since Modi took reign, everyone is outraging about one thing or other, every hour. That is good for the industry.”
Many financial experts feel that Outrage Manufacturers are going to increase in India in the next three years and Outrages will be manufactured per every 3 seconds in the forthcoming weeks.
“We are planning to implement Six Sigma techniques to reduce the defective Outrages to 2-3 parts per million,” said one Outrage Manufacturer. Adjusting his coat, he added, “But currently, the non-defective outrages are 2-3 parts per million.”