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“I want to run naked in my office all over and shock my boss”

My dumb boss gives me some absolutely vague instructions and asks me to meet some absolutely ridiculous deadlines. This leaves me distraught, sitting with my head resting down on my arms on the desk as I look down on the floor with utter dismay. And then this strong urge runs through my senses – I want to streak naked through my office.

November 25, 2009 | Filed under Ask Pagla | Read More »

“Why are BJP leaders going for Shastra Puja on Dussehra?”

On this Dussehra, I saw two BJP Chief Ministers, Narendra Modi of Gujarat and Shivraj Singh Chouhan of Madhya Pradesh, performing Shastra Puja (weapon worship). Although I’m told that this is an age old tradition, though performed with modern weapons these days, I’m a bit confused why BJP leaders are going for weapons over gods and goddesses? Do you have any idea why is it so?

October 1, 2009 | Filed under Ask Pagla | Read More »

“How can I dump my current girlfriend for a bigger busted girl?”

I have a girlfriend and she wants us to get married, but I’ve got in touch with another girl recently and she has bigger boobs than my present girlfriend. This newer and bigger girl says she loves me and won’t mind marrying me. So I was wondering how do I tell my older girlfriend about our relationship being over.

August 28, 2009 | Filed under Ask Pagla | Read More »

“I enjoy masturbating a lot, am I a gay?”

I feel that when you masturbate, you are basically giving sexual pleasures to yourself. In other words, you are having sex with yourself. This in turn means that you are having sex with a person of same gender (unless you are a transgender). So here is my problem. If I’m not a transgender and I masturbate frequently, am I a gay?