In shocking chain of events, an 85-years-old accused named Jeevandas lost all his control and pounced on the session Judge when the judge announced a new date for another hearing of his case. He apparently tore off a piece of plywood from judge’s desk and started hitting him with that piece. Judge B.M. Dablue, who was badly injured, was taken to a nearby dispensary and was discharged after minor stitches on his back and butts.
March 15, 2010 | Filed under
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Godman Shiv Murat Dwivedi, also known as Ichchhadhari Sant Swami Bhimanand, who was arrested a few days back for running a high profile sex racket, has claimed that he was suffering from schizophrenia i.e. split personality, and had no idea what his evil twin was doing. Following this, his lawyers have moved a petition in Delhi High Court to get the Godman released on medical grounds.
March 4, 2010 | Filed under
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C. Sailesh, a resident of Ameerpet in Hyderabad, was violently assaulted on board a local train yesterday by a crowd of angry passengers shortly after he decided to stand up from his seat and start singing an ad jingle of a popular new cellular service provider. “DO TWO RUE” was all Sailesh could sing in tune, before the fellow passengers swarmed towards him and started punching him.
January 28, 2010 | Filed under
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An investigation by Faking News has revealed that ex-DGP of Haryana SPS Rathore, who molested 14-year-old Ruchika Girhotra in 1990 and was released on bail this Monday after being found guilty, is suffering from Small Penis Syndrome, also known as “penis envy”, where a person nurses a chronic anxiety of having a small penis. This disorder has repeatedly forced Rathore to undertake unhealthy practices to boost his low self-esteem.
December 23, 2009 | Filed under
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An MBA student, who was tricked by his girlfriend into being filmed by a mobile phone, was shocked to see the same mobile MMS clip being circulated all over the country. The MMS showed the 23-year old student accessing porn, and squirming in exhilaration while doing it, from a computer located in the library of the business school. Shamed by this mysterious aspect of himself coming to the fore, the boy has decided to drop out of the school and become a naga sadhu.
November 27, 2009 | Filed under
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Kunwar Pratap, a 31-year-old unmarried (and purportedly virgin) man has expressed deepest suspicion over the way matrimonial sites like Shaadi.com or JeevanSathi.com carry out their business. Kunwar believes that the employees, especially the men, working for such sites are ‘hoarding’ all the beautiful girls’ profiles before releasing them in public. Kunwar has written a letter to the President of India to look into this urgent matter.
October 23, 2009 | Filed under
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A peace march taken out by the local residents to protest against rising crimes in the area turned violent after police lathicharged the protesting mob. Following the lathicharge, residents first pelted stones on the police, set vehicles on fire on NH-24, and then proceeded to loot valuables from the neighborhood, which were incidentally their own homes. The government has ordered inquiry into the whole incident while the residents are demanding compensation for their looted valuables.
September 6, 2009 | Filed under
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Panic and terror struck HRD Ministry when a fourteen years old boy was caught with a loaded pistol inside the building. The boy was a student of class Xth in a CBSE school of the city and was reportedly unhappy with HRD Minister Kapil Sibal’s decision to scrap the mandatory Xth Board Exams. Officials claim that he wanted to assassinate Kapil Sibal. The boy has been arrested and sent to a juvenile remand home.
September 4, 2009 | Filed under
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A forty year old man shot dead his neighbor as he was enraged after the victim Ashok Dabas, a thirty five year old executive, apparently showed middle finger to his pet dog Kookoo. Ravindra Choudhary, the assailant who runs his own property dealing business, was taken into custody but later released on bail. The victim’s family is accusing the police of bias in the whole case.
August 26, 2009 | Filed under
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