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Times Now concedes that it might have asked just too many questions by now

Times Now concedes that it might have asked just too many questions by now

Leading English television news channel Times Now has finally conceded that it might have asked just too many questions in the last few years. A bulk of these questions were asked on the channel’s prime time news show The Newshour, while many others kept popping up round the clock as various news and events unfolded. According to an estimate, around 702854 questions might have been asked since the trend started on the channel.

Chudails vote India TV as the Best News Channel of 2000’s

Chudails vote India TV as the Best News Channel of 2000’s

A consortium of supernatural creatures has voted Indian news channel India TV as the best news channel of the last decade. The winner was chosen after thousands of bhoot (ghosts), pishaach (devils), djinn (genies), him-maanav (yetis), taantrik (black-magicians), chudail (vamps), daayan (witches), etc. took part in an occult poll conducted by Faking News. Only Hindi news channels were selected for voting by the consortium in the first round.

Journalists debate what news to make out of assorted pictures of sexy girls

Journalists debate what news to make out of assorted pictures of sexy girls

With about a dozen pictures of women in skimpy clothes and sexy poses on the desk, a group of young and dynamic journalists debated over an hour the various news stories that could accompany the pictures for tomorrow’s edition of Hilly Times. The debate was still on till the reports last came in, but the group of journalists had shortlisted three possible news stories for the final decision.

Despite the best efforts by news channels, man forgets 26/11

Despite the best efforts by news channels, man forgets 26/11

The whole nation was shell-shocked when Amar Sabbhulkar, a 26-year-old unemployed youth, forgot that it was first anniversary of the Mumbai terror attacks on Thursday. This despite the fact that all the news channels of India were relentlessly trying to remind everyone that Mumbai was attacked and hundreds of innocent people were killed exactly a year back. Amar’s atrocious amnesia came to the fore when he appeared live on ABS News.

Boy shocked to know that his favorite newsreader was an asshole

Boy shocked to know that his favorite newsreader was an asshole

Fourteen year old Tinku Ramesh Pundit, a local boy slated to appear at board exams next year, was heartbroken when he found out that his favorite newsreader was actually an asshole. Tinku discovered this disturbing fact when he was invited to a television studio discussion panel by ABS News. The panel discussion was being anchored by Sakar Sharma, the hitherto loved and respected television personality for Tinku.

Man promising hot video of Katrina and Salman dupes news channel

Man promising hot video of Katrina and Salman dupes news channel

A national television news channel of India was duped by a conman, who promised to provide ‘sizzling and hot’ video of Bollywood stars Salman Khan and Katrina Kaif to them. The channel had paid the conman ninety seven lakh rupees for the promised video before the trickster did the vanishing act. The incident was unearthed by our investigative journalism team after the channel lodged a police complaint against the unidentified conman.

John Abraham has the sexiest armpits: Rediff poll

John Abraham has the sexiest armpits: Rediff poll

An online poll conducted by the popular Indian website Rediff.com has chosen John Abraham as the celebrity with The Sexiest Armpit. John emerged on top among ten Indian and international celebrities to win the title.

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