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In a serious development raising concerns of his well being, an IIM student has started believing that he would actually be getting the same amount of cash in hand as has been reported by media for being his annual salary. The 24-year-old student from one of the top IIMs (campus withheld to protect identity) bagged a job offer of 1.92 crore rupees as per media reports.
The opposition parties walked out of the parliament as soon as they could make sense of one sentence of the budgetary speech by the finance minister Pranab Mukherjee, which hinted at rise in prices of petrol and diesel. But the government is hopeful that the negative impact of this price-rise would be negated by the lower prices of solar rickshaws, which will help deal with the food crisis.
Railway Minister Ms. Mamta Banerjee today announced a new rule for Indian Railways that would empower TTEs to penalize passengers indulged in persistent snoring or farting while traveling. The penalty could range from a fine of 500 Rupees to five hours of imprisonment inside the train toilet. The rule was announced while presenting the Railway Budget today, and will come into effect from the next week.
10-year-old Joey, son of Volkswagen India CEO, has decided to pick 8-year-old Preity as his personal secretary when he turns 24 and becomes the vice president of the company. The important decision was taken during his birthday bash yesterday, when hordes of young boys and girls attended the party hosted by his father. Preity was looking quite pretty in her pink dress, impelling Joey to make the offer.
In an unprecedented development, Reliance Telecommunications has announced its results for all the remaining quarters of the year, even though there are another eleven months left in the year. Explaining the move to Faking News business reporter SK Wimwian, the company’s VP, Corporate Affairs, Mr. Rajan Sajnani said that this was meant to send a strong signal to the stock markets, the government, and to all the customers of Reliance Telecommunications about the management’s firm belief in the company’s future prospects.
Monsanto, the leading producer of genetically engineered agricultural products worldwide, has announced its plans to develop a new variety of BT Brinjal that will taste like cooked chicken meat. Company claims that such product will help thousands of those non-vegetarian people who want to become vegetarian by choice but have been unable to do so because they could never resist the tempting taste of non-vegetarian food.
Leading FMCG company Emami Limited has launched a new range of toothbrushes that can reduce hair fall rates among young male executives. Bollywood superstar Shahrukh Khan, who has been promoting other brands of the company like Navratna Tel, Sona Chandi Chyawanprash and Fair & Handsome, has been roped in again to promote the toothbrushes, being called “Keshodant”. The company formally launched the toothbrush at a rock concert here today.
Now each one can fly. No, that’s not a new slogan from some plane ticket booking website, but a promise by the reputed Tata Group, which has announced their latest plans to launch Nana – the people’s helicopter. Nana will cost around 10 Lakh rupees and will be specially manufactured for the Indian middle class that desires to have safer and quicker means of transport at an affordable cost.
Even as the automobile market in India heats up with more and more global players entering the arena, 18-year-old Nikita Sawhney is confident of the success of Volkswagen’s new small car Polo, which will be launched early next year in India. Nikita, an aspiring model and actress, has been working hard for the launch and has uploaded her new photos on facebook for the event that could take place in the Auto Expo taking off on January 5 here.
Nitin Das was running a flourishing chain of automobile repair workshops under the name of ‘Das Auto’ when he saw the new Volkswagen commercial on the national television. Infuriated at his brand name being used as Volkswagen’s tagline, without his prior permission, he decided to take legal action against the automobile company. In a press conference later in the evening, his lawyer announced that they’ve filed a copyright violation case against Volkswagen India.
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