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Ekta Kapoor charged with murder of Anandi, Faking News seeks justice

Ekta Kapoor charged with murder of Anandi, Faking News seeks justice

A pall of gloom fell over Indian society when they learnt that their favorite daughter-in-law Anandi had died. While a lot of news channels analyzed the causes and effects of this incident, none of them cared to demand “Justice to Anandi” with a war cry to bring her murderers to book. Being a responsible media organization, we decided to investigate the matter and the findings have been shocking to say the least.

Faking News Awards for excellence in Bollywood for year 2009

Faking News Awards for excellence in Bollywood for year 2009

Faking News has the habit of missing important events to award our heroes. We missed awarding people for being “Indian of the year” on new year’s eve or selecting a list of wise men on Holi. But we use this opportunity to declare our entertainment awards for excellence in Bollywood.

Naked man on Delhi runway identified as actor Kamaal Rashid Khan

Naked man on Delhi runway identified as actor Kamaal Rashid Khan

The naked flight interrupter apprehended at Delhi’s Indira Gandhi International Airport turned out to be none other than Bollywood actor Kamaal Rashid Khan, also known to himself as KRK. Too inebriated to phrase a coherent reply to the questions of his interrogators, he could only say, “Ka-laudia… tum kahaan ho?” Many experts believe that this lying-naked-in-airport was a part of marketing gimmick by Kamaal to promote his film.

Man decides to cheat girlfriend after watching Emotional Atyachaar

Man decides to cheat girlfriend after watching Emotional Atyachaar

25-year-old Utkarsh has decided to cheat on his girlfriend Kavita, with whom he has been going steady for over six years now, after he watched some episodes of a television reality show called Emotional Atyachaar that documents and broadcasts unfaithfulness among young Indian couples. Apart from sending feelers to random girls that he knows, Utkarsh has also registered on an online dating website to secure a parallel girlfriend.

SRK releases “My Name Is Kahn” to confuse Shiv Sainiks

SRK releases “My Name Is Kahn” to confuse Shiv Sainiks

Just as everybody wondered what Shahrukh Khan was doing abroad when his movie was to be released in India, Faking News has learnt that King Khan was out to fox Shiv Sena. He has hatched a clever plan with the sports world yet again, but this time the sport being football. SRK is planning a simultaneous release of a movie homonymously titled “My Name Is Kahn”.

Sena relents, will allow SRK movie to be shown till interval

Sena relents, will allow SRK movie to be shown till interval

In a clear sign of tensions easing out, Shiv Sena has declared that it will not disturb the screening of Shahrukh Khan’s new movie My Name Is Khan till the intermission time, and theatres across Maharashtra were free to release and run the movie for that duration. Party leader Uddhav Thackeray declared it in a press conference today, putting the ball in the court of MNIK team.

Rajesh Khanna breaks his silence, accuses James Cameron of plagiarism

Rajesh Khanna breaks his silence, accuses James Cameron of plagiarism

Rajesh Khanna aka Kaka has finally broken his silence and has confirmed what was being widely speculated and rumored around in the Indian blogosphere – James Cameron’s latest blockbuster Avatar being a copy of Kaka’s 1983 Bollywood masterpiece Avtaar. In an exclusive interview to Faking News, the romantic superstar of the 70’s has accused James Cameron of lifting certain scenes from his movie without giving due credits.

Controversy erupts over India’s first gay cartoon character

Controversy erupts over India’s first gay cartoon character

Leading cartoonist Karan Khan has announced the arrival of his latest creation – a frog called Gaydhak. Gaydhak has orange spots on its largely green skin, and walks upright like human beings. It leaps over only when it sees a fellow male frog that gives it a gay character, therefore making it the first gay cartoon hero of India. Gaydhak will soon be seen in one of the leading newspapers in India as a daily comic strip.

Jealous husbands oppose naming of lunar crater after SRK

Jealous husbands oppose naming of lunar crater after SRK

Various married men, apart from Aamir Khan fans, have been hurt by the news of a crater on moon being named as “Shah Rukh Khan”. These men, under the aegis of Jealous Husbands Association (JHA), have written a letter to The International Astronomical Union to overturn the decision. JHA members fear that their wives will stop thinking about them on Karwa Chauth if the moon had SRK on its surface.

Forgotten celebrity all set to release MMS with her boyfriend

Forgotten celebrity all set to release MMS with her boyfriend

A no-more-in-news celebrity is planning to make a raunchy MMS with her boyfriend and release it on YouTube and Rapidshare simultaneously. The celebrity, an ex-model who also tried her luck in a few Bollywood flicks before tapering out of public memory, is hopeful that the MMS will bring her back in the limelight and get her new projects. The MMS will be released on 25th January.

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