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Ra.One adjudged Best Film in Filmfare awards for unreleased movies

Ra.One adjudged Best Film in Filmfare awards for unreleased movies

To make Bollywood awards as “transparent” and “genuine” as possible, Filmfare, the leading award presenter, has decided to institute an award for the “unreleased” movies. The inaugural awards were swept by Shah Rukh Khan for his upcoming movies Ra.One and Don-2. While Filmfare claims the award is to reward hard work shown in filming, critics have called it no better than the present set of awards.

Sourav Ganguly to star in Dabangg-2 along with Salman Khan

Sourav Ganguly to star in Dabangg-2 along with Salman Khan

Ganguly has joined hands with SRK’s Bollywood enemy Salman Khan. Now he’d be seen beating the hell out of an SRK lookalike in a movie that is rumored to be the sequel of last year’s superhit movie Dabangg. Producers believe that mere scenes of Dada breaking the bones of King Khan would be enough to make the movie a superhit, especially in West Bengal.

Rajinikanth sweeps Nobel Prizes, wins awards in all categories for inventing Robot

Rajinikanth sweeps Nobel Prizes, wins awards in all categories for inventing Robot

Chitti, the Robot, has been reckoned by the committees as an “outstanding contribution” to the fields of Physics, Chemistry, Physiology, and Peace, while the script of the Tamil movie Enthiran, which is based on the life and achievements of Chitti, has been regarded as an “outstanding work in an ideal direction” in the field of Literature, thus completing a clean sweep of Nobel Prizes for Rajinikanth.

Indian husbands forgive Ekta Kapoor after watching Once Upon a Time in Mumbaai

Indian husbands forgive Ekta Kapoor after watching Once Upon a Time in Mumbaai

In a historic move, the aam aadmi of India has forgiven Ekta Kapoor for all her television serials after watching Once Upon a Time in Mumbaai, produced by her Balaji Telefilms. “It was a difficult thing to do, but we Indians always forgive the people lost in mornings when they come back home in the evenings to face the latest episode of Bandini on Star One,” says moviegoer Vishal, echoing the sentiments of crores of married Indian males.

Unable to understand Inception, IIT aspirant kills himself

Unable to understand Inception, IIT aspirant kills himself

Recently released science fiction movie Inception by Christopher Nolan has attracted rave reviews but ended up claiming the life of a 17 years old IIT aspirant. Wednesday was a sad day for the Verma family when the youngest member of the family Gopal committed suicide because he wasn’t able to understand Inception completely even after watching it for seven times, three times in his dreams.

Khap Panchayat reviews “I Hate Luv Storys”, may ban it

Khap Panchayat reviews “I Hate Luv Storys”, may ban it

Enthused and turned on by the movie title, a local Khap Panchayat met here early today to watch the upcoming movie “I Hate Luv Storys” but found it contrary to their expectations. Upset by this KLPD, the Panchayat is mulling over banning the movie for misleading the youth of the country, ironically a step that could only help the movie generate more controversy and hence success.

Aamir Khan to remake all his crappy movies to attain perfection

Aamir Khan to remake all his crappy movies to attain perfection

Bollywood actor Aamir Khan, better known as Mr. Perfectionist, has declared that he’d remake some of the movies he had acted in during his early career in an attempt to perfect them. These movies, most of which were released in the early 1990’s, are generally reckoned to be crappy, but Aamir believes that he could make them meaningful. Sources say at least three such movies could be remade in the next few years.

Faking News Awards for excellence in Bollywood for year 2009

Faking News Awards for excellence in Bollywood for year 2009

Faking News has the habit of missing important events to award our heroes. We missed awarding people for being “Indian of the year” on new year’s eve or selecting a list of wise men on Holi. But we use this opportunity to declare our entertainment awards for excellence in Bollywood.

SRK releases “My Name Is Kahn” to confuse Shiv Sainiks

SRK releases “My Name Is Kahn” to confuse Shiv Sainiks

Just as everybody wondered what Shahrukh Khan was doing abroad when his movie was to be released in India, Faking News has learnt that King Khan was out to fox Shiv Sena. He has hatched a clever plan with the sports world yet again, but this time the sport being football. SRK is planning a simultaneous release of a movie homonymously titled “My Name Is Kahn”.

Sena relents, will allow SRK movie to be shown till interval

Sena relents, will allow SRK movie to be shown till interval

In a clear sign of tensions easing out, Shiv Sena has declared that it will not disturb the screening of Shahrukh Khan’s new movie My Name Is Khan till the intermission time, and theatres across Maharashtra were free to release and run the movie for that duration. Party leader Uddhav Thackeray declared it in a press conference today, putting the ball in the court of MNIK team.

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