The potholes of Mumbai have expressed happiness at the BMC election results and are hopeful that demands to remove them would die down as BMC most probably won’t be seeing any change in guard. The incumbent Shiv Sena-BJP combine have won maximum number of seats in the BMC elections and are most likely to retain power. With this, potholes hope that the status quo would be maintained.
February 17, 2012 | Filed under
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Rahul Gandhi has announced that he would marry someone from UP if Congress comes to power in the state. While no one is sure how this could help Congress win elections, party leaders are claiming that Rahul Gandhi has played a masterstroke. The announcement has pushed the state Congress unit into ecstasy as media grabbed the news and made it the biggest headline of the day.
February 13, 2012 | Filed under
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In a highly surprising development, a team of investigators failed to spot even a single obscene slogan or sketch drawn on the walls of the toilets inside the Karnataka Assembly premises. The investigators were trying to solve the mystery of MLAs watching porn clip during the assembly session when they encountered this shocking revelation. The incident could derail the investigations, experts fear.
February 11, 2012 | Filed under
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After reports of unprecedented demand for the porn clip that they were caught viewing in the state assembly, BJP MLAs have decided to sell the four minute video clip to the highest bidder in a public auction. The three MLAs, earlier ministers in the cabinet, claim that they were auctioning the clip as part of a charity, and they will donate the money to “needy” people.
February 9, 2012 | Filed under
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A boy and girl at IIT Madras campus were caught together near institute’s stadium at midnight yesterday. The couple was sitting in an isolated corner and engaged in studying when Ram Nawab, the institute’s night watchman spotted them. Shocked beyond belief, Ram Nawab immediately alerted the IIT administration, which has issued a show cause notice to the couple for indulging in weird practices on campus.
January 28, 2012 | Filed under
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Indian Idiot Society has decided to file a defamation case against Chennai based daily newspaper The Hindu for mocking their beliefs and way of life in an advertisement targeting the rival newspaper The Times of India. These idiots, who don’t want to know anything else that the pet name of Hrithik Roshan, claim that The Hindu ad demeans their dignity for no justifiable reason.
January 27, 2012 | Filed under
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CAG has found out major inaccuracies in the Mayan calendar that predicts an end of the world in 2012. In order to convince the world, and the Mayan people themselves, CAG has asked union minister Kapil Sibal to travel back in time and convince Mayans that they were wrong in their calculations. Sibal will leave on this mission with four other time travelers next Monday.
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Hours after they greeted each other with “Happy New Year”, an overwhelming proportion of human beings are already bored with the new year, a survey done by Faking News reveals. Even the prediction of the world ending this year has failed to push people into taking any special interest in 2012, which many people believe would be just another boring year like all others gone by.
January 1, 2012 | Filed under
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Government of India today announced that “Russian” would be derecognized as a language in the country because it could not come up with its own version of the viral song “Why This Kolaveri Di”. Prime Minister Dr. Manmohan Singh said that India was forced to take such a step after Russia did not respond to any of the dossiers that had been sent by the government.
December 31, 2011 | Filed under
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Suresh Kalmadi has got a chance to redeem himself and Delhi, which has been trying to outdo Mumbai in organizing flash mobs ever since CST railway station organized one. The jailer of Tihar jail today announced that to keep pace with other institutions, Tihar has decided to go for its own flash mob, ably organized by its VIP inmates under the chairmanship of Suresh Kalmadi.
December 26, 2011 | Filed under
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