Angelina Jolie “When Brad bores me, I turn to Faking News”

Faking News

Brad Pitt “I read Faking News to keep Angelina happy”

Archive for the Category ‘Crime’

Indian shoplifters welcome decision to allow FDI in retail

Indian shoplifters welcome decision to allow FDI in retail

Indian shoplifters have wholeheartedly welcomed the government decision to allow FDI in retail sector and are looking to steal as many costly products as possible when international retail chains such as Walmart open their stores in India. The shoplifters are confident that they can work around the anti-theft devices and system of these stores and use their own desi jugaad to run away with stolen goods.

Car and bike thieves return vehicles after taking out petrol

Car and bike thieves return vehicles after taking out petrol

Residents of a Delhi colony were pleasantly surprised this morning when they were informed that their vehicles, which were stolen a couple of days back, had been recovered with all the accessories intact. But their happiness was short-lived as they soon discovered that the thieves had taken out the most important accessory of their vehicles – petrol. It seems that thieves had voluntarily returned the vehicles after taking out petrol.

Man attempts suicide after badly missing telemarketing SMS

Man attempts suicide after badly missing telemarketing SMS

Dumped by his girlfriend, laid off by his employer, and ignored by his friends, Gurgaon resident Ramesh Kumar attempted suicide by jumping from his 3rd storey balcony. Although Ramesh is out of danger and recovering from minor bruises, the incident has highlighted the importance of unsolicited SMSes that various telemarketing agencies send to people. Experts believe that such SMSes are life saving for people like Ramesh.

Adarsh Housing Society building goes missing from Mumbai

Adarsh Housing Society building goes missing from Mumbai

Barely a few hours after important papers related to Adarsh Housing Society scam were reported to have gone missing from the Ministry of Environment office in New Delhi, CBI officials discovered that the whole Adarsh building itself was missing from its place in Mumbai. The area in Colaba, where the Adarsh Housing building stood tall till now, wore a naked look as there was no trace left of the skyscraper, which was often called the “monument of corruption”.

Jobless MBA robs neighbor in hope of landing in Tihar Jail

Jobless MBA robs neighbor in hope of landing in Tihar Jail

In hope of getting a handsome campus placement and some wonderful colleagues to hang out with, 25-years-old Mayank Pundit is planning to land in Tihar Jail. Mayank’s career plans were revealed last night when he broke into his neighbor’s house and ran away with three T-shirts and an iPhone. He even raised an alarm himself in order to get arrested by the police.

Man under investigation over alleged “fake encounter” with mouse

Man under investigation over alleged “fake encounter” with mouse

A man from Indore is under investigation following an alleged “fake encounter” that took place in his own home. The incident occurred at approximately 9.34 pm in the kitchen of a family house on the outskirts of the city, where the man is accused to have killed a house mouse. While the investigations are still on, the event is all set to inspire a Bollywood movie.

With real estate under politicians’ control, mafia targets womb rentals

With real estate under politicians’ control, mafia targets womb rentals

With land and real estate properties being directly controlled by politicians, Mumbai mafia is now targeting “wombs for rent” market i.e. surrogacy for controlling prices and monopoly. An investigation by Faking News can reveal that 95% of surrogate mothers in Mumbai are currently “rented” by one man. The figure in question is known only as “Baby Rajora” is thought to head the “womb mafia” in Maharashtra.

Amidst rising crime, Delhi set to hide women in “safe winter wears”

Amidst rising crime, Delhi set to hide women in “safe winter wears”

With women being randomly abducted, raped, and slashed with blades in the national capital, the state government has decided to curb crimes against women by making it difficult for the criminals to spot women in public places. Government has released a set of winter wears that have been termed “unisex” and “safe”, and have asked all the residents, irrespective of their gender, to wear the same.

Beggars using Wikipedia founder’s picture to swindle money

Beggars using Wikipedia founder’s picture to swindle money

The begging mafia in Delhi is getting ingenious and keeping with modern times. After using pictures of Hindu gods and goddesses to extract money from the believers, beggars are now using pictures of Jimmy Wales, founder of Wikipedia, and swindling money from internet savvy residents of the national capital in the name of donation to the community driven free web-based encyclopedia.

Chinkara turns hostile in poaching case involving Salman Khan

Chinkara turns hostile in poaching case involving Salman Khan

On a day when the ex-maid of Shiney Ahuja retracted her statement over Shiney having raped her, another Bollywood actor Salman Khan has won a major legal reprieve as a Chinkara, which witnessed the illegal poaching, turned hostile in the case. Bollywood personalities and lawyers have hailed both the developments and hoped that all other cases involving high profile celebrities are quashed as soon as possible.

Click here to visit Faking News in Hindi

 



Blog of Pagal Patrakar

Recent Comments

Content of this website, unless categorized as “Editorial”, is a work of fiction. Readers are advised not to confuse the "news reports" of Faking News as being genuine and true.
© Faking News 2008-2011 | powered by WordPress and Gabfire themes | Sitemap | Contact Us