Eastern Railways has decided to completely screw up the time table of all the trains passing through Bihar and Bengal to fool dacoits and Maoists waiting in ambush. The decision was taken after two train robberies happened in quick succession in Bihar where armed dacoits looted helpless railway passengers at gun point. Passengers have been advised not to incorporate any train journeys while planning their time-bound engagements.
August 11, 2010 | Filed under
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Police have till now recovered 60 kilos of what looks like Monica Bedi from a cell in the Arthur Road Jail after investigations began last Saturday with recovery of a ladies undergarment from one of the bathrooms in the jail. The concerned bathroom belonged to the underworld don Abu Salem, who is currently lodged in the same jail as an accused in the 1993 Bombay blasts case.
July 29, 2010 | Filed under
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37-year-old Rajesh Kumar left his friends and neighbors in a mix of awe and shock when he announced that he had successfully stolen third blanket from Rajdhani Express, the Air-Conditioned trains of Indian Railways, from as many trips in the last one month. Working as an Area Sales Manager in a submersible pump manufacturing company, Rajesh completed his ‘hat-trick’ while on an official trip to meet a client.
July 6, 2010 | Filed under
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Delhi government has decided to give police uniforms to criminals operating in the National Capital Region to hide them from public view and to boost the visual security of the region. It’s not yet known if the criminals wrapped so under police uniforms would have any obligations to stop criminal activities, but the decision is being termed as a major step towards improving security in NCR.
June 2, 2010 | Filed under
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In shocking chain of events, an 85-years-old accused named Jeevandas lost all his control and pounced on the session Judge when the judge announced a new date for another hearing of his case. He apparently tore off a piece of plywood from judge’s desk and started hitting him with that piece. Judge B.M. Dablue, who was badly injured, was taken to a nearby dispensary and was discharged after minor stitches on his back and butts.
March 15, 2010 | Filed under
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Godman Shiv Murat Dwivedi, also known as Ichchhadhari Sant Swami Bhimanand, who was arrested a few days back for running a high profile sex racket, has claimed that he was suffering from schizophrenia i.e. split personality, and had no idea what his evil twin was doing. Following this, his lawyers have moved a petition in Delhi High Court to get the Godman released on medical grounds.
March 4, 2010 | Filed under
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C. Sailesh, a resident of Ameerpet in Hyderabad, was violently assaulted on board a local train yesterday by a crowd of angry passengers shortly after he decided to stand up from his seat and start singing an ad jingle of a popular new cellular service provider. “DO TWO RUE” was all Sailesh could sing in tune, before the fellow passengers swarmed towards him and started punching him.
January 28, 2010 | Filed under
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An investigation by Faking News has revealed that ex-DGP of Haryana SPS Rathore, who molested 14-year-old Ruchika Girhotra in 1990 and was released on bail this Monday after being found guilty, is suffering from Small Penis Syndrome, also known as “penis envy”, where a person nurses a chronic anxiety of having a small penis. This disorder has repeatedly forced Rathore to undertake unhealthy practices to boost his low self-esteem.
December 23, 2009 | Filed under
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An MBA student, who was tricked by his girlfriend into being filmed by a mobile phone, was shocked to see the same mobile MMS clip being circulated all over the country. The MMS showed the 23-year old student accessing porn, and squirming in exhilaration while doing it, from a computer located in the library of the business school. Shamed by this mysterious aspect of himself coming to the fore, the boy has decided to drop out of the school and become a naga sadhu.
November 27, 2009 | Filed under
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Kunwar Pratap, a 31-year-old unmarried (and purportedly virgin) man has expressed deepest suspicion over the way matrimonial sites like Shaadi.com or JeevanSathi.com carry out their business. Kunwar believes that the employees, especially the men, working for such sites are ‘hoarding’ all the beautiful girls’ profiles before releasing them in public. Kunwar has written a letter to the President of India to look into this urgent matter.
October 23, 2009 | Filed under
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