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Indian Idiot Society has decided to file a defamation case against Chennai based daily newspaper The Hindu for mocking their beliefs and way of life in an advertisement targeting the rival newspaper The Times of India. These idiots, who don’t want to know anything else that the pet name of Hrithik Roshan, claim that The Hindu ad demeans their dignity for no justifiable reason.
Various news reports published by the mainstream media networks today confirmed that Sonia Gandhi, the leader of the ruling Congress party, was upset with some terrible things happening in the country. Media reports declared that although Sonia Gandhi wanted to do away with such terrible things, she was finding herself completely helpless, despite being the strongest person in India as far as politics goes.
Just a couple of days after Editors of TV news channels issued guidelines to “exercise restraint” in covering the news of Aishwarya Rai’s delivery, a news channel has broken away and bought the “exclusive broadcast rights” for the event for a whopping 200 crore rupees. News One, a newly born news channel, has announced that it will broadcast the delivery live from Breach Candy hospital in Mumbai.
In a shocking development that raises serious questions over Ra.One promotions, a little know television news channel has found a man who has absolutely no idea about SRK’s upcoming movie. This glaring failure of Ra.One’s marketing campaign has come to the fore just a couple of days ahead of the movie’s release, and has sent industry players into nervousness, who were hoping to do brisk business this Diwali.
News One, a 24-hours national television news channel has scrapped its grand plans to ask people living in rural Orissa on what they thought about the television reality show Bigg Boss, which started on Gandhi Jayanti yesterday. The news channel had to take this extreme step after its team found out that those parts of Orissa, where they wanted to go, were submerged in flood waters.
American space agency NASA has confirmed that a large chunk from its dead satellite UARS has fallen upon the office of Indian television news channel India TV. Although no one was killed in the incident, the impact caused a big hole in the roof of the television channel’s building and at least three employees suffered concussion on their heads causing them to temporarily lose their sens
Realizing that the comments left by users on the website of The Times of India were becoming as much awe-inspiring and breathtaking as Rediff comments, Rediff has decided to reemphasize their position as the market leader in user comments by releasing a yearbook of comments. The yearbook will contain some of the mindboggling comments left by readers on various news articles published on Rediff.com in the last one year.
Editor-in-chief of Times Now, Arnab Goswami has been arrested straight from his television studio for leading anti-corruption protests against the government, which were threatening to snowball into a bigger spectacle than Anna’s protests at Ramlila Maidan in Delhi. Arnab was into his 127th hour of “indefinite anchoring” when he was arrested by the state police and sent into three weeks of judicial custody at the Arthur Road jail.
A couple of days after almost quitting Twitter, Rajdeep Sardesai has announced that he would finally be leaving Twitter for good and launch his own micro-blogging website that will be free of any “bile” and “ignorance”. Rajdeep, India’s renowned anchor, political commentator and the male face of CNN-IBN, had found too much of bile, ignorance, and noise on Twitter, which reminded him of TV news studios.
Times of India will publish its last edition this Friday after it was shaken by a scandal where its journalists failed to find a suitable photo showing cleavage of a woman to accompany a news report. The ability to find photos of women with endowed curves is one of the prerequisites of working with ToI, and the organization saw no future for itself if its employees lost this competitive edge.
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