After a leaked letter by Army Chief to PM revealed that Indian armed forces were not properly equipped to handle foreign aggression, many citizens have been worrying if unfriendly neighbors like China and Pakistan could attack India to take advantage of the situation. However, both China and Pakistan have promised not to attack India if the nation continued to be in the mess that it was currently in.
March 29, 2012 | Filed under
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Realizing that corruption has spared no institution, not even army and judiciary, Tata has decided to launch a new tea that can hopefully fight corruption as nothing else seems to be working. Tata tea, one of the prominent anti-corruption movements in India, is going to up the ante and launch a stronger tea that will need water boiling at over 100 degree Celsius and pure milk.
March 26, 2012 | Filed under
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Some MLAs in Manipur, cutting across party lines, are planning to watch porn in the assembly to get the attention of Indian public and the media, especially the television news channels. These MLAs have already contacted local reporters of such TV channels and asked them to record their porn-viewing adventure and turn it into a breaking news, but the plan is getting delayed as television news channels are insisting on “exclusive” recording.
March 24, 2012 | Filed under
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Vijay Mallya, the liquor baron who bought aircrafts to accompany his business of interviewing air hostesses, has finally given up on running the interview business. He has announced shutting shop and transferring the business to Mamata Banerjee, who can run businesses without caring about earning revenues. Ms. Banerjee has earlier successfully run Indian Railways on this model and Mallya hopes that she would be able to do the same with Kingfisher Airlines.
March 22, 2012 | Filed under
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After five years of extensive research and analysis, researchers have concluded that the modern day human being has successfully wasted all the time saved by internet and mobile technologies by doing timepass on internet and mobile. The researches have gone so far ahead to suggest that the human civilization hasn’t gained much due to these technologies, which are considered path-breaking and revolutionary for the human civilization.
March 19, 2012 | Filed under
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Hugely impressed by the alternative budget prepared by management guru Arindam Chaudhuri, which aims to remove corruption and make Rahul Gandhi eligible for the Prime Minister’s post before the next general elections, Rahul Gandhi has decided to join IIPM to discover the Prime Minister in himself. Rahul will undergo a six-month course in Public Administration, under the direct mentorship of Arindam Sir himself, starting 1st April 2012.
March 15, 2012 | Filed under
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Middle class, already battling inflation, corruption, crime, family matters, social commitments, professional challenges, and other existentialist problems of daily life, has been asked to worry about a couple of more issues even though it didn’t affect it directly. Thinkers have accused the middle class to be absolutely selfish for not accommodating unsettling discomforts, like human rights violation thousands of miles away, to its already fucked-up life.
March 5, 2012 | Filed under
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Exit Exam, a new concept where students are asked to answer sample questions as soon as they come out of the examination hall, has predicted that Yogendra Yadav, a class 12th test taker, will get around 98% in the ongoing CBSE board examination. Exit Exam organizers claim that the final marks that Yogendra would get would be within a range of 5% of what they have predicted.
March 4, 2012 | Filed under
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After Supreme Court asked the government to provide the number of homosexuals living in India, government has turned to Google – the search engine that knows it all. Government has offered Google some relief in cases it has filed against the company for hosting objectionable content if the internet search giant agreed to cooperate and let the secrets of ordinary Indians be known to the government.
March 1, 2012 | Filed under
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IIPM, the leading business school of India – ahead of all IIMs and poised to be ahead of itself in a few years – has blamed Indian cricket captain MS Dhoni for poor placements of its MBA students this year. Professor Arindam Chaudhuri has claimed that although its students with significant work experience were being ignored by institute’s own placement committee, Dhoni was to be blamed.
February 24, 2012 | Filed under
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