Culture
5 kg lost around waist uploaded as 5 GB of photos on Facebook
Mar. 15 |Researchers have found the 5 kilograms of flab that 25-year-old Sapna had lost last month. Those 5 kg have been turned into 5 GB of high-resolution taken-by-DSLR photos, which are currently occupying space on Facebook servers.
Rich son buys Delhi roads to drive his new Bugatti car
Mar. 1 |In a historic development, son of a super-rich industrialist has bought a few roads in Delhi to go along with a brand new Bugatti Veyron car gifted by his father.
Girl decides to get married to Facebook photographer
Feb. 11 |In a not-so-shocking incident, Swati, a girl working in an IT company, has decided to marry Rahul photography (that’s the Facebook page of Rahul, a budding wedding photographer). Swati plans to spend rest of her life getting ‘likes’ for photos posted on Facebook.
Govt employee fails to knit a single sweater in office this winter
Jan. 27 |A 36 years old central government employee, Mrs. Renuka Devi, has failed to knit a single sweater in her office this winter, a first in her 13 years long career as a government clerk.
Vomiting proves to be the first thing done by cool guy in 2013
Jan. 1 |Ravinder Sharma, a totally cool, hip, and “yo” guy who calls himself “Rave”, welcomed 2013 by puking liquor and snacks that he was having during the New Year party organized by his friends.
Lazy man gets most active in snoozing alarms
Nov. 23 |Rahul Sonewala, who otherwise postpones every decision of his life, has been found to be most prompt and active in snoozing wake-up alarms. Rahul denies that the act of snoozing an alarm is postponement of the process of waking up.
Man walking his dog found less cultured than the dog
Nov. 2 |An unidentified man in his 40’s was found to be far less cultured and disciplined than his pet dog, whom he took out for a walk earlier this evening in Gurgaon. The conclusion was reached by at least three different citizens present in that area at around the same time.
Man detained for blindly following traffic rules in Delhi
Oct. 15 |An unidentified 40-year-old male has been detained by Delhi police for suspicious behavior after he was caught following all the traffic rules on the road in the national capital. This is the rarest of the rare behaviors witnessed on Delhi roads.
Friend with a salaried job behaving totally jobless
Sep. 20 |It’s been around six months since this group of five friends graduated from their college, but only Shivam among them could get a job out of campus. However, earlier today, Shivam’s friends found out that among all of them, it was Shivam who appeared to be totally jobless.
Man starts talking in English as soon as girl walks into Metro coach
Sep. 4 |An unidentified man who had been talking in Hindi on phone, suddenly switched to English on phone as soon as a girl walked into a Metro coach and took a seat next to him, eyewitness confirm. The man, apparently in his late 20’s, is believed to have done so in order to impress the unknown girl.
