Sciences
Creationists propose “Intelligent Recall” theory to explain extinction of species
Feb. 20 |Creationists have succeeded in unraveling yet another mystery that has kept the scientists and atheists perplexed for ages. After convincingly arguing that dinosaurs existed alongside human beings and were taken aboard Noah’s ark, creationists have come up with a theory –Intelligent Recall – that once and for all settles the debate over dinosaur extinction, unlike the scientists who keep coming up with a new theory every day.
Lunatics march to Delhi to demand planet status for Moon
Dec. 11 |Center’s decision to grant statehood to Telangana has already encouraged similar demands in various parts of India, but now the disease is spreading like crazy. In what could start a series of queer demands for a change in the current state to which an object currently belongs, a bunch of lunatics have demanded that the status of the Moon should be upgraded from satellite to planet.
Nationwide scare as KRK turns into SRK after eating BT brinjal
Oct. 14 |The debate on impact of genetically modified food on human beings is expected to grow real shrill now as a bizarre, and rather scary, impact has been noticed on actor KRK after he ate cooked BT brinjal in the house of Big Boss. Within an hour, KRK transformed into SRK, the popular Bollywood actor, which freaked out all other housemates of the reality show Big Boss.
Fourteen years after the miracle, Ganesha idols vomit milk
Sep. 21 |Whole of India was shocked today when idols of Lord Ganesha started vomiting milk in various temples all over the country. As soon the clock struck 12 in the midnight and it was September 21, strange noises started emanating from temples that made people rush out of their homes. People couldn’t believe their eyes when they saw idols of Ganesha throwing out split and discolored milk.
Former ISRO scientist claims Chandrayaan never existed to begin with
Aug. 29 |BS Manthanam, a former scientist at ISRO, has claimed that India’s first mission to the Moon, better known as Chandrayaan-1, was a hogwash and the spaceship actually never existed. Manthanam termed ISRO’s declaration of Mission Chandrayaan being over as a well calculated move to put an end to the drama. The allegations of BS Manthanam have been refuted by ISRO and the government, but BS is standing by his statements.
