<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" ><channel><title>Faking News &#187; Opinion Poll</title> <atom:link href="http://www.fakingnews.com/category/opinion/polls/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.fakingnews.com</link> <description>leading news satire website of India</description> <lastBuildDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 20:40:10 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1</generator> <item><title>Vote to choose “Faking News Digvijay Singh of the Year”</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2011/12/vote-to-choose-faking-news-digvijay-singh-of-the-year/</link> <comments>http://www.fakingnews.com/2011/12/vote-to-choose-faking-news-digvijay-singh-of-the-year/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 13:09:44 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Pagal Patrakar</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Opinion Poll]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Arnab Goswami]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Barkha Dutt]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Kapil Sibal]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Manish Tiwari]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Mayawati]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Nitin Gadkari]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Online polls]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Rahul Gandhi]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Rajdeep Sardesai]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Sagarika Ghose]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=9434</guid> <description><![CDATA[Faking News owes to people who speak a lot (sorry Dr. Manmohan Singh), especially those who speak without thinking. Because the more they speak, the easier it becomes for us to find topics to write on. That’s why we have decided to honor such brave-mouths for their spectacular deeds in the year 2011, with a title aptly called “Digvijay Singh of the Year” – named after the person who does it with unmatched aplomb.<blockquote><em>Possibly Related News:</em></blockquote>There does not seem to be any related news, but you may like this one:<br><a href="http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/07/government-to-identify-citizens-by-their-bum-sizes-for-uid/" rel="bookmark">Government to identify citizens by their bum sizes for UID</a> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_9437" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 260px"><a class="highslide" onclick="return vz.expand(this)" href="http://cdn.fakingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/digvijay_singh.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-9437" title="Motormouth of the Year 2011" src="http://cdn.fakingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/digvijay_singh-250x188.jpg" alt="Digvijay Singh" width="250" height="188" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Digvijay Singh, the legend himself, with the trophy that will be awarded to the winner.</p></div><p>Faking News owes to people who speak a lot (sorry Dr. Manmohan Singh), especially those who speak without thinking. Because the more they speak, the easier it becomes for us to find topics to write on. That’s why we have decided to honor such brave-mouths for their spectacular deeds in the year 2011, with a title aptly called “Digvijay Singh of the Year” – named after the person who does it with unmatched aplomb.</p><p>We have shortlisted five candidates each in five broad categories – Politics, Entertainment, Cricket, Journalism, and Others – based on your responses on Twitter and Facebook (sorry Google Plus), and now is the time to select the winner.</p><p>We start with <strong>politics</strong>, and there were dozens of nominations, but the final five nominees (based on popular choice) are:</p><ul><li>Kapil Sibal – for ‘zero loss’ and ‘internet censorship’ comments</li><li>Manish Tewary – for ‘Anna is corrupt from head to toe’ comment</li><li>Rahul Gandhi – for ‘beggar’ and ‘99% terror attacks stopped’ comments</li><li>Mayawati – for her ‘Assange is mad and Wikileaks anti-dalit’ comment</li><li>Nitin Gadkari – for the comment that led to everyone in BJP becoming PM’s candidate</li></ul> <a name="pd_a_5766013"></a><div class="PDS_Poll" id="PDI_container5766013" style="display:inline-block;"></div><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" charset="utf-8" src="http://static.polldaddy.com/p/5766013.js"></script><noscript> <a href="http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/5766013/">View This Poll</a><br/><span style="font-size:10px;"><a href="http://polldaddy.com/features-surveys/">survey software</a></span> </noscript><p style="text-align: center;"><em>Direct link to the above poll: <a href="http://poll.fm/3fl31" target="_blank">http://poll.fm/3fl31</a></em></p><hr /><p>The nominees for <em>Digvijay Singh of the <strong>Entertainment</strong></em> world are:</p><ul><li>Kamaal Rashid Khan (KRK) – for his comments on <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/kamaalrkhan" target="_blank">Twitter</a></li><li>Poonam Pandey – for claiming she will pose nude after world cup victory</li><li>Rakhi Sawant – for her professed love for Baba Ramdev and Anna Hazare</li><li>Pooja Mishra – for her comments in the television reality show Bigg Boss</li><li>Mahesh Bhatt – for his comments on Sunny Leone and pornography</li></ul> <a name="pd_a_5766025"></a><div class="PDS_Poll" id="PDI_container5766025" style="display:inline-block;"></div><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" charset="utf-8" src="http://static.polldaddy.com/p/5766025.js"></script><noscript> <a href="http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/5766025/">View This Poll</a><br/><span style="font-size:10px;"><a href="http://polldaddy.com/features-surveys/">online survey</a></span> </noscript><p style="text-align: center;"><em>Direct link to the above poll: <a href="http://poll.fm/3fl3d" target="_blank">http://poll.fm/3fl3d</a></em></p><hr /><p>The nominees for Digvijay Singh of <strong>Cricket</strong> include the names of non-Indians too:</p><ul><li>Vinod Kambli: for his comments on 1996 World Cup Semi-Final being fixed</li><li>Shoaib Akhtar: for his comments in his autobiography</li><li>Nasser Hussain: for his ‘donkey’ comments</li><li>Arun Lal: for his comments in the commentary box</li><li>Michael Vaughan: for his ‘<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2011/jul/31/michael-vaughan-twitter-vaseline" target="_blank">Vaseline</a>’ comment</li></ul> <a name="pd_a_5766030"></a><div class="PDS_Poll" id="PDI_container5766030" style="display:inline-block;"></div><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" charset="utf-8" src="http://static.polldaddy.com/p/5766030.js"></script><noscript> <a href="http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/5766030/">View This Poll</a><br/><span style="font-size:10px;"><a href="http://polldaddy.com/features-surveys/">online survey</a></span> </noscript><p style="text-align: center;"><em>Direct link to the above poll: <a href="http://poll.fm/3fl3i" target="_blank">http://poll.fm/3fl3i</a></em></p><hr /><p>Who will be <em>Digvijay Singh of <strong>Journalism</strong></em>:</p><ul><li>Sagarika Ghose: for her comments on Internet Hindus</li><li>Barkha Dutt: for some unspecified comments</li><li>Rajdeep Sardesai: for his daily theories in <em>gnight</em> tweets</li><li>Arnab Goswami: for his comments in ALL CAPS</li><li>Pagal Patrakar: may you all rot in hell who nominated me</li></ul> <a name="pd_a_5766037"></a><div class="PDS_Poll" id="PDI_container5766037" style="display:inline-block;"></div><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" charset="utf-8" src="http://static.polldaddy.com/p/5766037.js"></script><noscript> <a href="http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/5766037/">View This Poll</a><br/><span style="font-size:10px;"><a href="http://polldaddy.com/features-surveys/">customer surveys</a></span> </noscript><p style="text-align: center;"><em>Direct link to the above poll: <a href="http://poll.fm/3fl3p" target="_blank">http://poll.fm/3fl3p</a></em></p><hr /><p>And the final five nominees for <em>Digvijay Singh of the <strong>other</strong> kind</em>:</p><ul><li>Vishwa Bandhu Gupta: for his ‘<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApQlMm39xr0" target="_blank">cloud</a> computing’ comments</li><li>Team Anna: for their comments on politicians</li><li>Swami Agnivesh: for his comments on Team Anna</li><li>Suhel Seth: for his comments on everything</li><li>Justice Katju: for his comments on media and internet</li></ul> <a name="pd_a_5766045"></a><div class="PDS_Poll" id="PDI_container5766045" style="display:inline-block;"></div><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" charset="utf-8" src="http://static.polldaddy.com/p/5766045.js"></script><noscript> <a href="http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/5766045/">View This Poll</a><br/><span style="font-size:10px;"><a href="http://polldaddy.com/features-surveys/">online survey</a></span> </noscript><p style="text-align: center;"><em>Direct link to the above poll: <a href="http://poll.fm/3fl3x" target="_blank">http://poll.fm/3fl3x</a></em></p><hr /><p>Please vote for your “favorite” nominee and help him/her win this “honor”. The voting will continue till the 10:00 PM on 28<sup>th</sup> December 2011 and a final winner will be announced the same day. 28<sup>th</sup> of this month is being chosen because that’s Digvijay Singh’s favorite number.</p><p>Do share the links to the polls and ask your friends to take part in the most important poll of the year.</p><p><blockquote><em>Possibly Related News:</em></blockquote><p>There does not seem to be any related news, but you may like this one:<br><a href="http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/08/traffic-jams-will-be-known-as-rahul-rush-in-congress-ruled-states/" rel="bookmark">Traffic jams will be known as Rahul Rush in Congress ruled states</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.fakingnews.com/2011/12/vote-to-choose-faking-news-digvijay-singh-of-the-year/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>44</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Rahul Gandhi turns 40 today. What will he turn next year?</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/06/rahul-gandhi-turns-40-today-what-will-he-turn-next-year/</link> <comments>http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/06/rahul-gandhi-turns-40-today-what-will-he-turn-next-year/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 06:45:14 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Pagal Patrakar</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Opinion Poll]]></category> <category><![CDATA[audience poll]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Congress]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Nehru Gandhi family]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Online polls]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Rahul Gandhi]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Sensationalism]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sycophancy]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=3620</guid> <description><![CDATA[Ah, just take a look at that charming endearing lovely sexy breathtaking smile; can you believe he turned 40 today!? Unbelievable! He seems a sweet sixteen any day any moment. But since Congress says so, we must not dispute it else our patriotism could be disputed. So our beloved Rahul Gandhi turns 40 today, period! Let’s all wish a very very Happy Birthday to him!<blockquote><em>Possibly Related News:</em></blockquote><ol><li><a href="http://www.fakingnews.com/2011/11/rahul-gandhi-to-become-prime-minister-of-india-on-childrens-day/" rel="bookmark">Rahul Gandhi to become Prime Minister of India on Children’s Day</a></li><li><a href="http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/10/fucking-awesome-rahul-gandhi-rides-a-bicycle-on-delhi-roads/" rel="bookmark">Fucking awesome! Rahul Gandhi rides a bicycle on Delhi roads</a></li><li><a href="http://www.fakingnews.com/2011/03/betting-on-which-stadium-rahul-gandhi-will-visit-to-watch-world-cup-match/" rel="bookmark">Betting on which stadium Rahul Gandhi will visit to watch World Cup match</a></li><li><a href="http://www.fakingnews.com/2011/06/rahul-gandhi-adopts-dalit-child-on-fathers-day-mayawati-furious/" rel="bookmark">Rahul Gandhi adopts dalit child on Father’s Day, Mayawati furious</a></li><li><a href="http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/05/is-rahul-gandhi-ready-to-step-into-the-shoes-of-manmohan-singh/" rel="bookmark">Sunday Magazine: Is Rahul Gandhi ready to step into the shoes of Manmohan Singh?</a></li></ol>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_3622" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><img class="size-full wp-image-3622" title="Rahul Gandhi" src="http://cdn.fakingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/rahul-gandhi.jpg" alt="Rahul Gandhi" width="500" height="400" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Rahul Gandhi turns 40 today, 40-years-old that is</p></div><p>Ah, just take a look at that charming endearing lovely sexy breathtaking smile; can you believe he turned 40 today!? Unbelievable! He seems a sweet sixteen any day any moment; a complete antithesis to Shahid Afridi, whom we Indians just can&#8217;t believe to have remained under 30 even after ages.</p><p>But since Congress says so, we must not dispute it else our <a href="http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Those-blaming-Rajiv-Gandhi-on-Bhopal-issue-not-patriotic-Cong/articleshow/6051531.cms" target="_blank">patriotism</a> could be disputed. So our beloved Rahul Gandhi turns 40 today, period! Let’s all unite in wishing a very Happy Birthday to him!</p><p>When other media organizations are busy finding a Rajiv Gandhi in him or hunting a suitable bride for him, how can Faking News not discharge its duty of being a respectable news source? Hence we are also asking you to take part in this poll:</p> <a name="pd_a_4790427"></a><div class="PDS_Poll" id="PDI_container4790427" style="display:inline-block;"></div><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" charset="utf-8" src="http://static.polldaddy.com/p/4790427.js"></script><noscript> <a href="http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/4790427/">View This Poll</a><br/><span style="font-size:10px;"><a href="http://polldaddy.com/features-surveys/">customer surveys</a></span> </noscript><p style="text-align: center;"><em>(you can also track other people&#8217;s opinion on the same poll <a href="http://www.facebook.com/fakingnews?v=wall&amp;story_fbid=131781263512989" target="_blank">here on facebook</a>)</em></p><p><blockquote><em>Possibly Related News:</em></blockquote><ol><li><a href="http://www.fakingnews.com/2011/11/rahul-gandhi-to-become-prime-minister-of-india-on-childrens-day/" rel="bookmark">Rahul Gandhi to become Prime Minister of India on Children’s Day</a></li><li><a href="http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/10/fucking-awesome-rahul-gandhi-rides-a-bicycle-on-delhi-roads/" rel="bookmark">Fucking awesome! Rahul Gandhi rides a bicycle on Delhi roads</a></li><li><a href="http://www.fakingnews.com/2011/03/betting-on-which-stadium-rahul-gandhi-will-visit-to-watch-world-cup-match/" rel="bookmark">Betting on which stadium Rahul Gandhi will visit to watch World Cup match</a></li><li><a href="http://www.fakingnews.com/2011/06/rahul-gandhi-adopts-dalit-child-on-fathers-day-mayawati-furious/" rel="bookmark">Rahul Gandhi adopts dalit child on Father’s Day, Mayawati furious</a></li><li><a href="http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/05/is-rahul-gandhi-ready-to-step-into-the-shoes-of-manmohan-singh/" rel="bookmark">Sunday Magazine: Is Rahul Gandhi ready to step into the shoes of Manmohan Singh?</a></li></ol></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/06/rahul-gandhi-turns-40-today-what-will-he-turn-next-year/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>17</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>What new color should Manmohan Singh try for his turban?</title><link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/09/what-new-color-should-manmohan-singh-try-for-his-turban/</link> <comments>http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/09/what-new-color-should-manmohan-singh-try-for-his-turban/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 18:37:49 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Pagal Patrakar</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Opinion Poll]]></category> <category><![CDATA[audience poll]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Manmohan Singh]]></category> <category><![CDATA[turban]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fakingnews.com/?p=537</guid> <description><![CDATA[Many people have often wondered why our beloved Prime Minister always wears blue turban. Although he looks cool in that color, won’t it be a little worthwhile if he tried some different color for a change? Today Faking News asks its readers to pick a new color for the turban of our Prime Minister that they think would look good on him. Our editorial team has shortlisted four colors and appeal to our readers to choose one of them.<blockquote><em>Possibly Related News:</em></blockquote><ol><li><a href="http://www.fakingnews.com/2011/01/pac-vs-manmohan-singh-pacman-the-2g-edition/" rel="bookmark">PAC vs Manmohan Singh: How is this game going to end?</a></li><li><a href="http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/05/is-rahul-gandhi-ready-to-step-into-the-shoes-of-manmohan-singh/" rel="bookmark">Sunday Magazine: Is Rahul Gandhi ready to step into the shoes of Manmohan Singh?</a></li><li><a href="http://www.fakingnews.com/2011/01/manmohan-singh-leaks-list-of-new-ministers-to-wikileaks/" rel="bookmark">Manmohan Singh leaks list of new Ministers to WikiLeaks</a></li><li><a href="http://www.fakingnews.com/2011/03/manmohan-singh-says-it-was-error-of-judgment-to-become-pm/" rel="bookmark">Manmohan Singh says it was “error of judgment” to have agreed to become PM</a></li><li><a href="http://www.fakingnews.com/2011/02/manmohan-singh-says-he-did-feel-like-slapping-a-raja-once/" rel="bookmark">Manmohan Singh says he did feel like slapping A Raja once</a></li></ol>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Many people have often wondered why our beloved Prime Minister always wears blue turban. Although he looks cool in that color, won’t it be a little worthwhile if he tried some different color for a change? Today Faking News asks its readers to pick a new color for the turban of our Prime Minister that they think would look good on him. Our editorial team has shortlisted four colors and appeal to our readers to choose one of them.</p><p>The following picture would help you visualize how Hon’ble Manmohan Singh would look in each of those four colors. Take a look and take a pick.</p><div id="attachment_538" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 520px"><img class="size-full wp-image-538" title="A new look for Prime Minister Manmohan Singh" src="http://cdn.fakingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/manmohan-turban.jpg" alt="A new look for Prime Minister Manmohan Singh" width="510" height="590" /><p class="wp-caption-text">A new look for Prime Minister Manmohan Singh</p></div> <a name="pd_a_4790377"></a><div class="PDS_Poll" id="PDI_container4790377" style="display:inline-block;"></div><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" charset="utf-8" src="http://static.polldaddy.com/p/4790377.js"></script><noscript> <a href="http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/4790377/">View This Poll</a><br/><span style="font-size:10px;"><a href="http://polldaddy.com/features-surveys/">customer surveys</a></span> </noscript><p><blockquote><em>Possibly Related News:</em></blockquote><ol><li><a href="http://www.fakingnews.com/2011/01/pac-vs-manmohan-singh-pacman-the-2g-edition/" rel="bookmark">PAC vs Manmohan Singh: How is this game going to end?</a></li><li><a href="http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/05/is-rahul-gandhi-ready-to-step-into-the-shoes-of-manmohan-singh/" rel="bookmark">Sunday Magazine: Is Rahul Gandhi ready to step into the shoes of Manmohan Singh?</a></li><li><a href="http://www.fakingnews.com/2011/01/manmohan-singh-leaks-list-of-new-ministers-to-wikileaks/" rel="bookmark">Manmohan Singh leaks list of new Ministers to WikiLeaks</a></li><li><a href="http://www.fakingnews.com/2011/03/manmohan-singh-says-it-was-error-of-judgment-to-become-pm/" rel="bookmark">Manmohan Singh says it was “error of judgment” to have agreed to become PM</a></li><li><a href="http://www.fakingnews.com/2011/02/manmohan-singh-says-he-did-feel-like-slapping-a-raja-once/" rel="bookmark">Manmohan Singh says he did feel like slapping A Raja once</a></li></ol></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/09/what-new-color-should-manmohan-singh-try-for-his-turban/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>9</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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