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Fresh petition against Chidambaram accusing him of “intelligence failure” in 2G scam

Fresh petition against Chidambaram accusing him of “intelligence failure” in 2G scam

Subramanian Swamy has filed a fresh petition against P Chidambaram accusing him of “intelligence failure” in the 2G scam that led to losses to the national exchequer. Swamy took this step after a special CBI court ruled that Chidambaram was acting “innocently” in the 2G scam case when he agreed to fix the spectrum prices at 2001 rates in 2008 and allowed dilution of equity by two companies.

Kapil Sibal blames Britishers for loot, Congress just followed the policy

Kapil Sibal blames Britishers for loot, Congress just followed the policy

Kapil Sibal has blamed the British rulers of the pre-Independence era for the massive loot of country’s wealth, which has resulted in unequal distribution of resources among the citizens of India. However, Sibal didn’t categorically term this “loot” as any “crime” or “corruption” as the Supreme Court had not passed any explicit verdict condemning the loot, which has been going on ever since India got independence.

Mayawati’s missing shoes were thrown at Rahul Gandhi

Mayawati’s missing shoes were thrown at Rahul Gandhi

The shoe thrown at Rahul Gandhi during a public rally has been found to be belonging to Mayawati. The shoes were actually sandals, which had gone missing two years ago after they arrived in India in a special empty jet from London. Police has launched an inquiry into how the sandals landed into the hands of the shoe thrower Ramdin, who happens to be a local shopkeeper.

Rahul Gandhi to judge MasterChef Uttar Pradesh by eating food at contestants’ homes

Rahul Gandhi to judge MasterChef Uttar Pradesh by eating food at contestants’ homes

Congress has come up with a master strategy for campaigning during the Uttar Pradesh assembly elections that is aimed at impressing both the rural as well as the urban voters of the state. The party has roped in television channel Star Plus to start an Uttar Pradesh edition of the cooking game show MasterChef, which will see party leader Rahul Gandhi as the star judge.

Election Commission bans “cool’” smiley as it wears Karunanidhi sunglasses

Election Commission bans “cool’” smiley as it wears Karunanidhi sunglasses

After ordering to cover Mayawati statues in Uttar Pradesh as they could influence voters, Election Commission has ordered all websites to ban the “cool” smiley because it resembles a laughing Karunanidhi. Election Commission fears that this could heavily influence innocent citizens of India into voting for DMK – Karunanidhi’s party that is in opposition in Tamil Nadu and a partner in the ruling UPA coalition at center.

Homeless people to have Mayawati shaped haircut to get cover

Homeless people to have Mayawati shaped haircut to get cover

After EC ordered all Mayawati statues to be covered, homeless people in Uttar Pradesh have decided to get a haircut that would cause Mayawati figurine to appear on their heads. The move is aimed at getting some piece of cloth in this cold weather. Ignored by the political parties as many of them are not enrolled on voter lists, these people finally hope to get some attention by the society this way.

BJP goes for massive rebranding, to call itself “Party OK”

BJP goes for massive rebranding, to call itself “Party OK”

In a move that appears clearly inspired from the television entertainment channel Star One, which was re-launched as “Life OK” a few weeks back, BJP has decided to call itself “Party OK”. The new name will be launched on the eve of Uttar Pradesh elections and is aimed at negating the effect of inducting Babu Singh Kushwaha, accused of corruption in a multi-crore rural health scam.

Dalit family asks Rahul Gandhi to finish dinner and leave house at midnight

Dalit family asks Rahul Gandhi to finish dinner and leave house at midnight

Taking a cue from Rajya Sabha, which suspended proceedings abruptly as soon as it was midnight, a dalit family hosting Rahul Gandhi for dinner asked the Congress MP to leave their house as soon as they realized that it was end of the calendar day. Rahul Gandhi had eaten just one roti when the host asked him to leave his house as the day reserved for showing hospitality had come to an end.

Only copy of Lokpal Bill prepared by the government goes missing

Only copy of Lokpal Bill prepared by the government goes missing

In a shocking development that has scared the collective shit of the government representatives, the only copy of the much touted long-held ‘Lokpal Bill’ has suddenly gone missing. UPA ministers, who were handling the strings of the allegedly path-breaking bill, were left red faced as media and activists probed the whereabouts of the anti-corruption antidote. No other copy of the bill was made since earlier leaks had forced the government to be extra careful

Taj Mahal to be relocated to Delhi to celebrate 100 years of the city

Taj Mahal to be relocated to Delhi to celebrate 100 years of the city

The central government has decided to shift Taj Mahal to the national capital to celebrate 100 years of Delhi as the capital city of India. The master plan was approved in a cabinet meeting early this morning; the relocation work is slated to begin in February next year and is believed to conclude by the next birthday of Delhi. The move is aimed at boosting the image of the capital city as well as earning revenues from tourism.

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