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Women’s Reservation Bill passed with quota for Men within it

Women’s Reservation Bill passed with quota for Men within it

In a historical decision announced on the occasion of International Women’s Day, Indian parliament today unanimously passed the long-pending Women’s Reservation Bill, clearing the deck for 33% reservation for women in parliamentary and assembly seats. To secure support from all parties, a little modification was brought into the bill – there would be now 80% quota within this quota for men i.e. human-beings with masculine features.

Duryodhana returns, claims rights on the throne of Delhi

Duryodhana returns, claims rights on the throne of Delhi

Prime Minister Manmohan Singh might be confident of surviving the protests from the opposition and his own allies over the issue of price-rise, but he surely has no idea how to deal with this. Yuvraaj Duryodhana, the quintessential villain of Mahabharata, has made a comeback and has claimed that the throne of Delhi was rightfully his. Duryodhana has also approached Delhi High Court in this regard.

West Bengal demands 10 percent reservation for Bengalis

West Bengal demands 10 percent reservation for Bengalis

Left Front government in the West Bengal has demanded 10% blanket reservation for Bengalis all over India. The demand was raised in a press conference organized by Chief Minister and CPM leader Buddhadeb Bhattacharjee, who along with his party, believes that West Bengal has become a backward and poor state in the last 33 years, and Bengalis now needed reservation in all government and private jobs and educational institutes.

Rahul Gandhi’s pocket picked while traveling in local train

Rahul Gandhi’s pocket picked while traveling in local train

The intrepid act of traveling in a local train like a common man might have won laurels for Congress leader Rahul Gandhi by the media, but it seems that it cost him a few thousand bucks. According to well placed sources in the first class coach of Andheri-Dadar local, some unidentified assailants picked Rahul Gandhi’s pocket that contained cash, credit cards, his Congress identity-card, PAN card, and keys of his official residence.

Dozens fall sick after attending a speech by Raj Thackeray

Dozens fall sick after attending a speech by Raj Thackeray

At least 57 persons were hospitalized with symptoms like nausea, headache and vomiting after they attended a meeting where MNS chief Raj Thackeray delivered a speech on development of Mumbai and Maharashtra. Most of the victims have been discharged after primary treatment but condition of 13 of them continues to be delicate, although doctors have declared them out of danger. Doctors consider it a case of “speech poisoning”.

Chidambaram to play Frisbee with Rehman Malik to boost bilateral ties

Chidambaram to play Frisbee with Rehman Malik to boost bilateral ties

Home Minister P. Chidambaram, who believes that sporting relations with Pakistan should not suffer due to diplomatic problems, is all set to play Frisbee with his Pakistani counterpart Rehman Malik in Islamabad on the sidelines of the SAARC Interior Ministers’ conference. The game of Frisbee, which could tentatively take place on 21st February, is being projected as a CBM (Confidence Building Measure) to boost Indo-Pak relations.

Minister of State has now finely settled into doing nothing

Minister of State has now finely settled into doing nothing

Having been jobless for over eight months since the new UPA government took charge, some Ministers of State (MoS) are now scared at the mere thought of working. This aspect was brought to the fore when one such MoS agreed for a frank and honest interview with Faking News. The MoS claimed that he had nicely settled into doing nothing and it would be virtually impossible for him to change gears now.

Janata Dal Secular releases sleeping Deve Gowda calendar

Janata Dal Secular releases sleeping Deve Gowda calendar

After Priyanka Gandhi, it’s time for another politician to feature in a calendar released by their supporters. Janata Dal (Secular) has released a 2010 calendar featuring former Prime Minister and party leader H.D. Deve Gowda in twelve different sleeping poses. The step is being seen as an attempt to change the image of Gowda, who drew a lot of flak for using swear words against Karnataka Chief Minister B.S. Yeddyurappa.

Politician caught in bed with rival politician, justifies conduct

Politician caught in bed with rival politician, justifies conduct

A well known political leader Simba Suri was caught in a compromising position with his rival Arjun Mehta when both of them were seen half naked in the official bed of Suri, all this in a rather chilling winter. Various television channels have been playing the gayish visuals continuously, terming it a shocking sex-scandal, but the leaders have termed their act as being a ‘done thing’ in the contemporary politics.

JMM announces maiden bidding process in India to sell MLAs

JMM announces maiden bidding process in India to sell MLAs

JMM President Shibu Soren today announced a lucrative bidding process for the sale of newly elected JMM MLAs after conclusion of the State Assembly Elections on Wednesday. With the Congress and BJP camps both hung at 25 and 20 seats respectively, both the parties have welcomed this idea of Mr. Soren, and have hailed it as the beginning of a new era of transparency in public life.

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