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Tata Group to perform corporate Yajna to please Agni devta

Tata Group to perform corporate Yajna to please Agni devta

In wake of the recent incidents of low-floor DTC buses made by Tata Motors catching fire, Tata Group has decided to perform a Yajna to please Agni devta, who it seems has been quite unhappy with the conglomerate. The decision was announced after a high-level review meeting took place today to discuss the problems in the low-level buses. The meeting was convened by the Chief Minister Sheila Dikshit.

New prophecy predicts humans turning into donkeys by 2012

New prophecy predicts humans turning into donkeys by 2012

A new study into Mayan calendar, writing and mythology has revealed that most of us could be turning into asses by the end of 2012 i.e. within three years from today, in fact the process is believed to have already started according to the latest research. The study warns that the human race will be replaced by donkeys and the existing donkeys will rule over the neo-donkeys.

Chetan Bhagat accepts that he believes in numerology

Chetan Bhagat accepts that he believes in numerology

“If it is the K-factor for Ekta Kapoor, it is the numeric factor for me”, said Chetan Bhagat during one of his interviews after the release party of his new novel “2 States – The Story of My Marriage”, shocking his fans and followers who thought that Chetan didn’t believe in stuffs like numerology. Chetan candidly conceded that the key to his literary success was numbers and not words.

It is 09-09-09, Satan is hanging upside down and watching you!

It is 09-09-09, Satan is hanging upside down and watching you!

Today is September 9, 2009, which would be written as 09-09-09 no matter which formatting you use till you stick to Gregorian calendar. One can also write it as 999, which is nothing but 666 written upside down, and 666 is the Number of the Beast according the Holy Bible, which means Satan is watching you upside down. But don’t panic, Faking News will tell you how to protect yourself.

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