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Government to pre-screen babies before mothers can give birth to them

Government to pre-screen babies before mothers can give birth to them

In order to make world a better for sensitive people, government has decided to pre-screen the arrival of future generations and stop those babies from being born who could offend people’s sentiments. This will be done through a technology that mixes elements of genetic engineering, as developed by medical science, predictive algorithm, as developed by social networking websites, and preemptive censorship, as developed by Kapil Sibal.

Kapil Sibal’s $35 computer labeled as Micromax Tablet killer

Kapil Sibal’s $35 computer labeled as Micromax Tablet killer

Technology experts believe that the $35 tablet to be launched by the HRD Ministry will surely prove to be a “Micromax Tablet killer” if not an “iPad killer”. This was declared in an emergency meeting of experts that took place to reassess the potential of government’s tablet after Amazon’s “Kindle Fire” didn’t appear anything like an iPad killer, as it was being projected by some experts.

Google to make shirts that would auto-suggest matching trousers

Google to make shirts that would auto-suggest matching trousers

After internet, smartphones, and home appliances, Google Inc. is all set to get into clothing and fashion. The internet giant has announced the next generation of apparels that would record and analyze a wearer’s preferences, and auto-suggest wardrobe settings for him/her. These set of “smart clothes” will be available in the market by this year end and help users dress up just right for any occasion.

Proposal to install “mental detectors” at polling booths to stop idiots from voting

Proposal to install “mental detectors” at polling booths to stop idiots from voting

A civil society member has proposed that all the polling booths in the country should have some sort of an idiot-detecting gadget installed at the entrance so that no idiot passes through it and casts his vote in favor of an undeserving candidate. The member has further proposed setting up a joint drafting committee to design this gadget, which would be known as mental detector.

Facebook to launch genes that will genetically modify humans to use Facebook more easily

Facebook to launch genes that will genetically modify humans to use Facebook more easily

Facebook genes can be added to an embryo during pregnancy so that the child is born mutated with certain Facebook features embedded into it, giving it an edge over its peers in communicating and staying connected. Parents need to provide the name, e-mail address and Facebook ID for their fetus to sign up for the delivery, and the gene transplant is done free of cost by Facebook.

BJP launches web browser for its members and supporters

BJP launches web browser for its members and supporters

BJP has come up with a New Year gift for its supporters – a web browser that helps a person visit only those websites and pages that are seemed “safe” and “sympathetic” to BJP and like leaning groups. The new browser is being called Saffron Surfer and comes with hordes of pre-installed add-ons and plugins that helps a web surfer steer clear of so-called left-liberal content online.

Appearing busy gets easier; Nokia to launch phone that talks to you

Appearing busy gets easier; Nokia to launch phone that talks to you

On many occasions people wish they had an incoming call to help them out of a boring meeting or place. Some even fake calling someone after dialing customer care number and appear busy to avoid some unwanted social contacts or to create an impression on some wanted ones. Nokia has realized this need and come up with a phone that talk back to you and help you appear busy.

Mobile voice changer service coming for those whose phones could be tapped

Mobile voice changer service coming for those whose phones could be tapped

Students at IIT here have developed a mobile application that would instantly change the pitch of the voice of the speaker after pressing a designated button on the handset, thus making the voice rather unrecognizable even though intelligible. Students are planning to launch the application as a premium product for professionals, who fear that their telephone calls could be being tapped and recorded by intelligence agencies.

After “Spell Check”, Microsoft introduces “Reality Check”

After “Spell Check”, Microsoft introduces “Reality Check”

Microsoft today announced that the next version of Microsoft Office will carry a cutting edge feature called “Reality Check” that will take Artificial Intelligence to the next level. The new feature allows a user to verify the ‘reality’ behind any data that he enters in Microsoft Office. In a few Alpha tests, Reality Check was used on some sample data, and the results were astonishing.

Japan decides to shut down its secret Rajini Robot project

Japan decides to shut down its secret Rajini Robot project

The Government of Japan has finally woken up to reality and decided to shelve the two-decade long robo-project codenamed “Thalaiva 2.0” initiated to replicate Rajinikanth in the form of a robot. The project involved some of Japan’s top minds from their top tech companies and so far had cost the Japanese an amount ten times more than the round underground thingamajig built in Switzerland, pushing the Japanese economy into a decade long economic tailspin.

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