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Dark secrets of many come out in open as hackers have a field day

Dark secrets of many come out in open as hackers have a field day

In an unprecedented attack, notorious email hackers group MOCODO (MOst COders are DOrks), hacked into email accounts of millions of users across the world. While a large chunk of critical information was at stake, the hackers instead chose to to release “Secret Questions” of thousands of users on popular questions portal, iBaBaBuBu.com. Although it appears to be a minor violation of privacy, this move by the hackers has caused widespread discontent amongst users.

Google launches Mox to help you “search within” your soul

Google launches Mox to help you “search within” your soul

Google announced today that it is launching a new service to help users search deep within their soul. “This would not only maximize the untapped potential of our search technology, but also the untapped potential of the human race”, said Sergey Brin, co-founder of Google, in an exclusive interview with Faking News business reporter SK Wimwian. The service will be named Google Mox, a subtle pun on the ancient Sanskrit word ‘Moksh’ which means ‘Nirvana’ or liberation.

Google Buzz wait keeps internet savvy dude awake all night

Google Buzz wait keeps internet savvy dude awake all night

Sarfaraz Tabwala, a 23-year-old IT professional, couldn’t sleep all night as he waited for Google Buzz tab to appear in his Gmail account. For over seven hours, Sarfaraz continuously kept looking at the glowing laptop screen and occasionally tapping on the keyboard, after which he suddenly realized that it was 5 AM in the morning and he had to report to his office within four hours.

Earliest facebook users oppose immigration of orkut users

Earliest facebook users oppose immigration of orkut users

A group of facebook users from India, who have been using facebook since it was made public in September 2006, have expressed deep concern over the increased immigration of orkut users into the network in recent times. These users have formed an organization called F4 and have threatened to hack those users (their accounts), who have migrated from orkut and were distorting the image of facebook.

Thousands of voyeurs spend whole day thinking about bras

Thousands of voyeurs spend whole day thinking about bras

Thousands of facebook voyeurs had a great day yesterday when they let their imaginative power loose after reading names of various colors and patterns in facebook status updates, which was supposed to convey the color of bra (yeah, that thing that women wear) a woman facebook user was wearing. Although the status updates were supposed to create awareness against breast cancer, voyeurs were just too happy just like that.

Facebook launches Facebook Tsunami to take on Google Wave

Facebook launches Facebook Tsunami to take on Google Wave

Google Wave, in the past few months, has created a lot of debates over what could be the future of online communication. Many speculators believed that Facebook would face its first serious threat and might not survive the competition. In an attempt to obviate these speculations, Facebook team met the precogs of the Hollywood movie Minority Report and worked with them on a complete makeover of Facebook. As a result, facebook is all set to launch Facebook Tsunami.

Unable to figure out Google Wave, youngster kills himself

Unable to figure out Google Wave, youngster kills himself

Internet has taken a toll on human life yet again. Dildar Leherwala, a 24-year-old MBA student from Faculty of Management Studies, MS University Vadodara, committed suicide yesterday night after spending two futile days trying to understand the features of Google Wave, a new social networking service by Google. An MS Word file titled ‘Suicide_note.docx’ found on his computer’s desktop has been taken as the conclusive proof. The note explains, with vivid desperation, the mental turmoil this young man had to go through while using Google Wave which led him to take this drastic step.

Parliament lauds intense efforts of “India” community on orkut

Parliament lauds intense efforts of “India” community on orkut

Parliament of India today unanimously passed a resolution praising the activities and enthusiasm of “India” community on orkut. Parliament entreated the citizens of India to learn from the orkut community, comparing the community forum and the members as resembling the parliament itself. Honorable members of parliament are pondering over empowering the community to take some influential decisions with statutory authority for the betterment of the nation.

Man down with facebook fatigue has started hating all his friends

Man down with facebook fatigue has started hating all his friends

Chanchal Kumar, a 28-year-old executive who was hospitalized and diagnosed with ‘facebook fatigue’ yesterday, has shown further signs of complications as he expressed hatred for all his friends today. Chanchal threw food, flowers and (plastic) sheep at his friends who came to meet him and gestured them to go away by putting his thumb down, screaming that he ‘unliked’ them and didn’t want to see them again.

Mafia Wars player surrenders before police, sent for rehabilitation

Mafia Wars player surrenders before police, sent for rehabilitation

Sixteen years old Sachin Gawli, a level 501 player of Mafia Wars with a family size of seven, surrendered in Borivali police station today. Sachin had been playing Mafia Wars for more than nine months and had amassed huge cash and property by robbing other mafias and visiting Cuba. Sachin also possessed a huge cache of weapons and vehicles, which the police are trying to recover, but his energy level had dropped alarmingly, the most likely reason he decided to surrender.

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