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Indian team to carry their own pitches for future foreign tours

Indian team to carry their own pitches for future foreign tours

After India looks set to lose eight consecutive test matches on overseas pitches, BCCI has decided to take corrective measures. The Indian cricket board has decided that the teams will carry their own pitches on foreign tours. BCCI President has argued that when team could carry their own batting kits, coach, fitness trainer, etc., why can’t they carry their own pitches? Other boards too have agreed to the proposal.

Subcontinent teams agree to play cricket as “East Indies”

Subcontinent teams agree to play cricket as “East Indies”

Keeping in mind the absurd performance by their respective teams, cricket officials from India, Sri Lanka, Pakistan, and Bangladesh have decided upon having one team from the sub-continent going by the name “East Indies”. The team will consist of the best players from all the four nations, to give the Ausssies and the Proteas and the English a run for their money in the test-matches.

YouTube moves video clips of Indian innings into “tragedy” category

YouTube moves video clips of Indian innings into “tragedy” category

YouTube has announced a new category of videos – Tragedy – after it found out that many users had been uploading video clips of the Indian innings in Australia in the existing “Comedy” category. The content team of YouTube, consisting mostly of Americans, failed to see any humor in Indian batsmen getting out cheaply. However, after seeing the scorecard, they concluded that the scenes were tragic in nature.

Man jumbles television channels to miss morning telecast of Perth test

Man jumbles television channels to miss morning telecast of Perth test

Ravi Kapoor, a cricket fan who has broken his resolve of not watching cricket 230 times since his school days, has jumbled up the television channels stored on his television set so that he misses the live telecast of Perth test tomorrow morning. Ravi had woken up early in the mornings to watch live telecast of the last two test matches, and was disappointed on every day.

Tendulkar fan stops taking bath to ensure 100th century

Tendulkar fan stops taking bath to ensure 100th century

Prashant Gupta, a diehard fan of Sachin Tendulkar, has decided not to take bath so that the master blaster is able to score his 100th international century. Prashant took this step after he realized that there was a positive correlation between his bathing and Sachin’s centuries. He claims that he had not taken bath for full five days when Sachin had scored his last test century, exactly a year ago.

IPL umpires to draw Bajaj RE60 in air to refer to third umpire

IPL umpires to draw Bajaj RE60 in air to refer to third umpire

The Bajaj RE60 Third Umpire Signal consists of the umpire drawing a RE60-like box in air while holding up special laser lights. Following a contentious run-out or stumping, an image of Bajaj RE60 will be visible for a few seconds with the laser. This is the first exclusive in-game branding deal for the 5th edition of the IPL, auctions for which go live next month.

Digvijay Singh to keep mum for 10 days if Sachin scores his 100th century

Digvijay Singh to keep mum for 10 days if Sachin scores his 100th century

In a move that can motivate Sachin Tendulkar no end, Congress leader Digvijay Singh has offered to go on a ‘maun vrat’ for 10 successive days if the master blaster scored his 100th international century in the Boxing Day test match in Australia. The moment Sachin completes his 100th run Diggi Raja will stop speaking, and will open his mouth only after full 240 hours.

ICC allows bowlers to take performance enhancing drugs against Sehwag

ICC allows bowlers to take performance enhancing drugs against Sehwag

Responding to an appeal signed by bowlers of various nationalities, ICC has allowed use of performance enhancing drugs by bowlers when bowling to Virender Sehwag. The governing body of cricket thought that it was in the interest of fairness and justice that the bowlers were given a level playing field when playing against Sehwag, else cricket could degenerate into a Sehwag’s game from a batsman’s game.

Thousands of blog posts remain in drafts as Sachin misses century

Thousands of blog posts remain in drafts as Sachin misses century

IT experts have claimed that thousands of blog posts and articles by various writers continued to remain in the “drafts” folder as Sachin Tendulkar missed scoring his 100th international century at Wankhede. While this is not yet causing major strains on the IT resources of various organizations, expert believe that content management could become really tough if Sachin delays his century by a few months more.

Digital avatar of fans following cricket at home to fill empty stadium seats

Digital avatar of fans following cricket at home to fill empty stadium seats

Concerned over the fact that cricket stadiums are largely empty and fans prefer to follow the game over television or internet, ICC is working on a technology that will create digital avatars of fans and put those virtual bodies in the stadium seats. These ‘avatars’ will act almost like real human beings and will assure the cricketers sweating out in the middle that their hard work is being appreciated.

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