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Employees ransack office after having missed Sachin’s double century

Employees ransack office after having missed Sachin’s double century

Employees of an IT company went berserk and ransacked their office beyond recognition after they realized that the system administrators had blocked access to Cricinfo and other cricket based websites on office computers. The management had already disallowed watching sports or even news channels during international cricket matches involving India for over a year now, leaving the employees to get updates from Cricinfo and other websites.

Rift in Indian cricket team widens as Zaheer sabotages Gambhir’s bid for record

Rift in Indian cricket team widens as Zaheer sabotages Gambhir’s bid for record

Zaheer Khan’s spectacular performance when he took 7 wickets in the second innings of the Mirpur test has upset many Indian cricketers. Zaheer actually ruined a carefully hatched plan where the Indian team had decided to give Bangladesh a lead of about 150 runs, which would have allowed Gambhir to get a century and equal Don Bradman’s record of scoring centuries in six consecutive test matches.

Shahid Afridi threatens to grow big beard to avenge IPL snub

Shahid Afridi threatens to grow big beard to avenge IPL snub

Pakistan T20 captain Shahid Afridi has vowed to take revenge for the insult that the Pakistani players had to go through during the auction for the third edition of Indian Premier League, when none of the Pakistani cricketers were bought by any Indian franchisee. Afridi has threatened that he, along with his teammates, will sport free flowing beards and scare the shit out of chauvinistic Indians.

Tiger Woods was practicing driving in Delhi when his car crashed

Tiger Woods was practicing driving in Delhi when his car crashed

American golfer Tiger Woods has shocked all the conspiracy theorists and sports journalists by claiming that he was practicing driving in Delhi-like traffic when his car crashed last Friday. Woods was injured when his car, a 2009 Cadillac Escalade, reportedly not speeding above 33mph at the time of the accident, crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree near his home around 2:30 AM local time.

Cute girl cheering Dhoni in stadium just wanted to be on television

Cute girl cheering Dhoni in stadium just wanted to be on television

After being shocked by Tendulkar’s criticism by Shiv Sena supremo Bal Thackeray, cricket fans all over the country were shocked by the candid admission of Shaili Raval, the 23-year-old cute gal whose pictures were flashed all across national televisions as cheering Dhoni for a century, that she was only interested in attracting television cameras and least bothered if Dhoni could have been bowled in the 90’s.

Fearing getting slapped, Ricky Ponting taking Marathi lessons

Fearing getting slapped, Ricky Ponting taking Marathi lessons

Australian cricket team has hastily appointed a Marathi tutor after SP MLA Abu Azmi was slapped by MNS MLAs in the state assembly. The Australian team members have been strictly advised not to speak to media at all and only captain Ricky Ponting has been allowed to do the talking, which incidentally has been his forte. Ponting is expected to say a sentence of Marathi while accepting the Hero Honda Cup, which the visitors have already won.

Millions injured as series of Tendulkar debates rock various parts of India

Millions injured as series of Tendulkar debates rock various parts of India

As soon as India lost to Australia by three runs in the fifth ODI of the Hero Honda Cup on Thursday night, various cities in India were shaken violently by Tendulkar debates, with people attacking each other over the culpability of Sachin Tendulkar for the loss. At least 5.7 million people were reportedly injured with heartbreaks, spoilt mood, scratched arms, banged backs, and pulled hairs as the debate grew shriller.

Munaf Patel and Dinesh Karthik to play for Australia tomorrow

Munaf Patel and Dinesh Karthik to play for Australia tomorrow

Indian captain Mahendra Singh Dhoni has offered Indian players to the visiting Australian team that is suffering from grave injury problems causing many of their players to go back home. Keeping with the homegrown rules of Indian cricket, Indian captain has offered his Australian counterpart a chance to play Indian players in their side for the remaining matches of the series. As a result, Munaf Patel and Dinesh Karthik could be playing for Australia tomorrow.

Mudslinging could become a sporting event in Commonwealth Games 2010

Mudslinging could become a sporting event in Commonwealth Games 2010

The Chairman of the 2010 Commonwealth Games Organizing Committee Suresh Kalmadi has announced that “mudslinging” will be a new addition to the Commonwealth Games that might be organized next year in Delhi. Kalmadi, along with colleague Lalit Bhanot, who is secretary general of the 2010 Commonwealth Games, was also kind enough to demonstrate a sample game of mudslinging to the journalists. But the plan may hit a roadblock as Commonwealth Games Federation is yet to approve the decision.

Lalit Modi had laughed hysterically after declaring Champions League open

Lalit Modi had laughed hysterically after declaring Champions League open

Faking News has learnt that IPL commissioner and chairman of the Champions League Twenty20’s governing council Lalit Modi had quietly gone back to his room and had a hysterical laugh after he declared the Champions League open this Thursday. Modi was apparently rolling on his bed in his five-star suite as he remembered the last couple of years since he broke into the international scene with IPL auctions of cricketers.

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