Employees of an IT company went berserk and ransacked their office beyond recognition after they realized that the system administrators had blocked access to Cricinfo and other cricket based websites on office computers. The management had already disallowed watching sports or even news channels during international cricket matches involving India for over a year now, leaving the employees to get updates from Cricinfo and other websites.
February 24, 2010 | Filed under
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Zaheer Khan’s spectacular performance when he took 7 wickets in the second innings of the Mirpur test has upset many Indian cricketers. Zaheer actually ruined a carefully hatched plan where the Indian team had decided to give Bangladesh a lead of about 150 runs, which would have allowed Gambhir to get a century and equal Don Bradman’s record of scoring centuries in six consecutive test matches.
January 27, 2010 | Filed under
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Pakistan T20 captain Shahid Afridi has vowed to take revenge for the insult that the Pakistani players had to go through during the auction for the third edition of Indian Premier League, when none of the Pakistani cricketers were bought by any Indian franchisee. Afridi has threatened that he, along with his teammates, will sport free flowing beards and scare the shit out of chauvinistic Indians.
January 20, 2010 | Filed under
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After being shocked by Tendulkar’s criticism by Shiv Sena supremo Bal Thackeray, cricket fans all over the country were shocked by the candid admission of Shaili Raval, the 23-year-old cute gal whose pictures were flashed all across national televisions as cheering Dhoni for a century, that she was only interested in attracting television cameras and least bothered if Dhoni could have been bowled in the 90’s.
November 16, 2009 | Filed under
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Australian cricket team has hastily appointed a Marathi tutor after SP MLA Abu Azmi was slapped by MNS MLAs in the state assembly. The Australian team members have been strictly advised not to speak to media at all and only captain Ricky Ponting has been allowed to do the talking, which incidentally has been his forte. Ponting is expected to say a sentence of Marathi while accepting the Hero Honda Cup, which the visitors have already won.
November 10, 2009 | Filed under
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As soon as India lost to Australia by three runs in the fifth ODI of the Hero Honda Cup on Thursday night, various cities in India were shaken violently by Tendulkar debates, with people attacking each other over the culpability of Sachin Tendulkar for the loss. At least 5.7 million people were reportedly injured with heartbreaks, spoilt mood, scratched arms, banged backs, and pulled hairs as the debate grew shriller.
November 6, 2009 | Filed under
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Indian captain Mahendra Singh Dhoni has offered Indian players to the visiting Australian team that is suffering from grave injury problems causing many of their players to go back home. Keeping with the homegrown rules of Indian cricket, Indian captain has offered his Australian counterpart a chance to play Indian players in their side for the remaining matches of the series. As a result, Munaf Patel and Dinesh Karthik could be playing for Australia tomorrow.
November 4, 2009 | Filed under
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Faking News has learnt that IPL commissioner and chairman of the Champions League Twenty20’s governing council Lalit Modi had quietly gone back to his room and had a hysterical laugh after he declared the Champions League open this Thursday. Modi was apparently rolling on his bed in his five-star suite as he remembered the last couple of years since he broke into the international scene with IPL auctions of cricketers.
October 10, 2009 | Filed under
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29-year-old Arjun Kamte, a long time cricket aficionado, didn’t feel heartbroken or depressed after India lost its first One Day International cricket match to Pakistan by 54 runs in the ICC Champions trophy on Saturday. Arjun credits ‘modern technologies’ for this change in attitude and post-match mood. While Arjun thinks it’s a welcome change, experts warn that this could become dangerous in the long run.
September 27, 2009 | Filed under
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India went into revelry and partying as soon as news broke out this morning about master blaster Sachin Tendulkar having woken up as an eighteen years old boy. The incident was first reported when Sachin’s wife Anjali called up the police in the morning to complain about a Sachin lookalike having intruded in her house. Hours of interrogation by the police and family members and some preliminary medical tests conducted by doctors later confirmed that it was indeed Sachin Tendulkar.
September 2, 2009 | Filed under
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