Inspired by the media frenzy surrounding the killing of Osama Bin Laden, advisors to the Queen have suggested that Her Majesty may consider allowing an assassination attempt. A successful regicide would claw back some of the column inches and TV air time stolen from the Royal Wedding by Osama’s death. The Royal Wedding failed to capture the country’s imagination. Consequently, the Royal family badly needs a publicity boost and media attention.
May 6, 2011 | Filed under
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New details and insights into Pakistan’s terror infrastructure and network are coming out each day after Osama Bin Laden’s killing. Latest reports say that terrorist groups operating from Pakistan have been offering “guided tour packages” to foreigners visiting the country. These packages, available at attractive rates, provide free protection to the customers from any possible violence from terror groups, and have been selling like hot cakes.
May 5, 2011 | Filed under
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Just hours after the reported death of Al-Qaeda head, Osama Bin Laden, the terrorist world waits with baited breath for the announcement of his successor. Sources reveal that Al Qaida, under the guidance and leadership of Osama himself, had been holding public auditions for this post for the past two months. With Osama dead, the results of the contest are due to be announced soon.
May 2, 2011 | Filed under
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After some Republican leaders doubted the gender and sexual preferences of the US President, the White House has issued a press release and a medical certificate clarifying that President Barack Obama was indeed a male human being with straight sexual preferences. Earlier, a survey had showed that a large number of Americans, especially those supporting the Republican Party, suspected Obama to be lesbian woman.
April 27, 2011 | Filed under
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The international response to the Japanese nuclear disaster has been mixed. Whilst China has announced that it has suspended its nuclear power plant projects and the rest of the world watches the suffering of the Japanese people in horror, a spokesman for the North Korean government stated that the bonkers dictatorship thinks it is “all really fantastic” and that it would accelerate its nuclear weapons program.
March 17, 2011 | Filed under
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Libyan rebel leaders have recruited 50 aam aadmi from the streets of Delhi to fight alongside them in their struggle against Gaddafi’s forces. The rebel leaders reckon that regular Indian men would be the perfect counter to Gaddafi’s elite female bodyguard, often called the Amazonian Guard, after they found out that Indian men lead the world in violence against women as per the latest International Men and Gender Equality Survey.
March 7, 2011 | Filed under
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India and Pakistan would soon carry out a joint scam and loot millions of dollars off their respective national treasuries to boost bilateral ties. Both the governments believe that such a step would improve people-to-people contact across the border at “no extra cost”. Experts have largely welcomed the move, and have hoped that the citizens of both the country would benefit from it.
February 10, 2011 | Filed under
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“I mean, fine, India is a democracy, but the citizens here get the same shit, isn’t it?” a delegate from Saudi Arabia explained to Faking News, “I mean look at corruption around you. People are burnt alive or shot dead if they oppose it, while others die of hunger. But no, Indians are so happy! We need to learn this art to manage our own guys.”
January 31, 2011 | Filed under
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With Queen Elizabeth nowhere seen as abdicating the throne or departing the world in near future, Prince Charles is reportedly getting restless to become a King. Having given up on the throne of England, Charles is now focusing on a village in India to fulfill his regal ambitions. The village has been dressed up as an “eco-village”, to be set up in either Kolkata or Bangalore.
January 13, 2011 | Filed under
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In a clever move aimed at getting rid of both gays and infidels, considered un-Islamic and impure by Taliban, the Pakistan arm of the militant group has put together a group of gay suicide bombers that would attack Indians, the infidels, in the new year. The group is attracting gay Pakistanis, who hate India, but are unaware of the hatred Taliban has for them.
January 3, 2011 | Filed under
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