Wednesday, 19th February, 2020


Faking News Awards for excellence in Bollywood for year 2009

02, Mar 2010 By Fake Reader

Faking News Awards
Faking News Award for excellence in Bollywood

Faking News has the habit of missing important events to award our heroes. We missed awarding people for being “Indian of the year” on new year’s eve or selecting a list of wise men on Holi. But we use this opportunity to declare our entertainment awards for excellence in Bollywood:

  1. Faking Movie of the year: This award should go to the movie which has impacted the mind, heart, soul and every other part of the body of a cine-goer. And after much of deliberation, we rested on one single choice. And the award for the year 2009 goes to our beloved Himesh’s blockbuster Radio for its sheer intelligence of thinking out of box by showing Radio on the big screen.
  2. Faking Actor of the year (male): Although Himesh was and perhaps will remain the biggest contender for this award but one cannot take away the glory of torture and disgust from the victorious heroes of movie Jai Veeru and so our award goes to the duo Kunal Khemu and Fardeen Khan.
  3. Faking Actor of the year (female): After much discussion and drooling over hot bodies of many, Faking News came to consensus and decided to give away the coveted award to our beloved Lara Dutta, for her stellar body show in the Blue movie.
  4. Faking Action movie of the year: Surprisingly, the whole team of Faking News decided to give the award to Acid Factory. Do we say more here? Just check out the cast and box-office collection.
  5. Faking Supporting Actor (male): And the award goes to the Radio of the movie Radio for giving a breath of life whenever it came alone on the screen.
  6. Faking Director of the year: The award will be bestowed to someone who has created new bars of creativity, without any instance of piracy and copying. After a little debate, Faking News decided to give the award to Mr. Mohit Suri for Raaz – the mystery continues.
  7. Faking new comer of the year (male): A newcomer is someone who has mastered the art of being a newcomer i.e. who could still make people ask questions like “what is the name of that guy” even after acting in dozens of films. We present this year’s award to Mr. Jackie Bhagnani for the movie Kal Kissne Dekha (the movie couldn’t have been better titled).
  8. Faking new comer of the year (female): With Jackie Bhagnani, a girl also starred in Kal Kissne Dekha jise kisi ne nahi dekha. For the ignorant ones, Vaishali Desai starred opposite the charming Jackie; the award goes to her.
  9. Faking Playback Singer of the year: It is extremely difficult to sing an original song and even more difficult is to sing that song in different voices. Unanimously this award goes to the national heartthrob Himesh Reshammayia for creating Radio waves with his voice.