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Jon Snow and members of Nights Watch join Opposition parties in keeping vigil outside EVM rooms amidst tampering row

22, May 2019 By @jurnoleast

Fans of Game of Thrones who were wondering what was Jon Snow doing North of the Wall, seem to have found an answer finally. Apparently, Jon Snow along with members of nights watch and freefolk went north of the wall and are headed towards Madhya Pradesh where they will be meeting Digvijay Singh.

Sources say that Jon and his men will assist opposition parties in keeping vigil outside EVM strong room to avoid any tampering before tomorrows result

Our reporter spoke to Commander-in-Chief of the Nights Watch Jon Snow and he said, “Earlier we were guarding the seven kingdoms against the white walkers. But since they are all dead we will be keeping a watch on EVM strongroom till results are declared. Me and my brothers have pledged allegiance to Digvijay Singh. He is my king now.”

Congress leader Digvijay Singh, who solicited help from Jon, seemed pleased at having someone to prevent voting machines from being tampered.

Though most opposition parties were present at the vigil, Delhi CM Arvind Kejriwal was conspicuous by his absence. Party workers reveal that after meeting SP Chief Akhilesh Yadav, Kejriwal has gone to Winterfell to meet Queen Sansa and discuss the possibility of an alliance after exit poll showed a dismal performance by his party in Delhi.

Reacting to the news of ‘opposition parties guarding EVM rooms’, Amit Shah laughed hysterically for a few minutes and said, “Yeh log aise vigil rakh rahe hai jaise Congress is sure to get 300+ seats and there is every chance that BJP is going to tamper with the machines. Instead of EVMs, congress leaders show keep a vigil outside Rahulji’s house and stop him from escaping the country after seeing election results.”