Tuesday, 28th January, 2020


Man claims to be original son of Vijay Mallya, lays claim on Deepika Padukone

27, Apr 2011 By Pagal Patrakar

Bangalore. Sandeep Makkar, a US citizen of Indian origin living in India, has claimed that he was the “original” son of Vijay Mallya, who got swapped with the current “fake” son Siddharth Mallya at a US hospital, where both of them were born in 1987. Sandeep has demanded a DNA test to prove his claims, and wants to “lawfully” date Deepika Padukone by virtue of being the original son of the senior Mallya.

“I got suspicious when I was detained by LAPD last year on charges of drunken driving,” Sandeep informs how he found out his “roots”, “Medical reports confirmed presence of beer in my blood, although very minuscule and inconclusive to prove that I was drunk. I was let go by the police but I was shocked as I had never consumed any alcoholic beverages in my life. The doctor told me that maybe my parents were heavy drinkers, but I knew that even my parents were teetotalers.”

Faced with such an acute existentialist paradox, Sandeep decided to get to the root of the problem and found out that he was not the biological son of his parents, an Indian couple who migrated to US in 1986 and conceived their first child (who is in fact Siddharth Mallya according to Sandeep) in order to get a US citizenship.

“I always knew there was some problem as I had strong urges to gulp down a mug of beer each time my friends in college did that,” Sandeep told Faking News.

Deepika Padukone and Siddharth Mallya
Sandeep claims Deepika is with the wrong guy

Sandeep claims that he and Siddharth Mallya were swapped by nurses working in a maternity hospital in Los Angeles, who were most probably befuddled after watching The Bold and the Beautiful, a soap opera that had premiered just a couple of weeks before his and Siddharth Mallya’s birth.

“One can check hospital records and TV schedules, and if there is still any doubt, I am ready for a DNA test,” he added.

“This solves so many problems and dilemmas of my life,” Sandeep said referring to him being the alleged original son of Vijay Mallya, and demanded that Deepika Padukone stopped dating the “fake” Junior Mallya, who was in fact “Siddharth Makkar”.

Sandeep denies that there was anything illegitimate or chauvinistic about him laying a claim over Deepika.

“Ask her if she would want to hang out with someone name Sandeep Mallya or Siddharth Makkar, and you’d get the answer,” he said.

Sandeep has warned that if Vijay Mallya and Deepika Padukone didn’t give him his “birthright”, he would file cases against them in an Indian as well as US court to “get his due”.

When contacted to comment, the office of Vijay Mallya gave Faking News twenty crates of chilled beer for free, and claimed that Sandeep Makkar was just a pissed-off fan of Deepika Padukone. After three mugs, we found that Sandeep was fraud.