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Politicians ask Kareena-Saif to marry the day Kejriwal holds next press conference

10, Oct 2012 By Pagal Patrakar

Mumbai. Politicians, cutting across party lines, have requested Bollywood couple Kareena Kapoor and Saif Ali Khan to schedule their wedding on the day latest politician Arvind Kejriwal could hold his next press conference to “expose” another politician.

Sources tell Faking News that politicians are hoping that the media and public might shift their focus and attention to Saifeena wedding and Kejriwal’s allegations could take a back seat.

“Media reports indicate that Saif and Kareena could marry on 16th October, which also is the date on which Kejriwal has promised to expose another politician,” Rajat Sharma, a media expert pointed out.

“Kejriwal and his team understand the nuances of media and they know how to use them,” Sharma said, “If Saif and Kareena are indeed going to marry on October 16, Arvind Kejriwal would postpone his presser so that he’s not knocked out of the TV news headlines on that day.”

Kareena and Saif
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This is exactly what politicians fear, and sources reveal that they have requested Saifeena to start their wedding ceremony the moment Kejriwal starts his press conference.

Sources further reveal that politicians have asked Sooraj Barjatya, who has directed wedding themed movies like Hum Aapke Hain Kaun and Vivaah, to direct conduct the wedding of Saif and Kareena in a similar way.

“Marriage rituals should start latest by 15th October and they should be made as lengthy and musical as those movies,” the politicians have apparently suggested, “Kejriwal should be fooled to believe that the wedding has ended, and as soon as he starts his presser, a new song custom should be initiated.”

“India is a multicultural society and if we follow rituals of every community, we can frustrate Kejriwal into waiting for ever,” sources reveal how politicians are planning to outdo Kerjriwal’s ritual of exposing politicians.

In return for this help, politicians have promised that the wedding of Saif and Kareena would be honored with “Indira Gandhi Award for National Integration” for following customs and rituals of every Indian community.

“If Saif and Kareena don’t agree due to some reasons, politicians are trying to convince Shah Rukh Khan and Karan Johar to leak a video that shows them kissing each other,” a source revealed.