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		<title>Ekta Kapoor charged with murder of Anandi, Faking News seeks justice</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A pall of gloom fell over Indian society when they learnt that their favorite daughter-in-law Anandi had died. While a lot of news channels analyzed the causes and effects of this incident, none of them cared to demand “Justice to Anandi” with a war cry to bring her murderers to book. Being a responsible media organization, we decided to investigate the matter and the findings have been shocking to say the least.


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		<link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/03/ekta-kapoor-charged-with-murder-of-anandi-faking-news-seeks-justice/</link>
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		<title>Gmail accounts of women accessed by anti-reservation lobby</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A senior Google official told Faking News on Thursday that groups considered opposed to Women’s Reservation Bill had accessed Gmail accounts of thousands of women in the past few weeks. These groups read emails and chat-scripts of these women and analyzed their contact lists, and even tried to send fake e-mails from their accounts. But Google has assured that the attacked accounts were now safe, and people need not worry.


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		<link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/03/gmail-accounts-of-women-accessed-by-anti-reservation-lobby/</link>
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		<title>IIM student has started believing his salary quoted by media</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In a serious development raising concerns of his well being, an IIM student has started believing that he would actually be getting the same amount of cash in hand as has been reported by media for being his annual salary. The 24-year-old student from one of the top IIMs (campus withheld to protect identity) bagged a job offer of 1.92 crore rupees as per media reports.


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		<link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/03/iim-student-has-started-believing-his-salary-quoted-by-media/</link>
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		<title>Dogs name Arundhati Roy as mediator for talks with Maoists</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Barely a day after Maoists announced a diktat to poison all the dogs in Jhargram-Lalgarh area of West Bengal, dogs have announced their willingness to talk to the Maoists and arrive at a peaceful solution. Dogs have named Maneka Gandhi and Arundhati Roy as their choices for the role of mediators. Maoists had directed killings of dogs as they suspected them of conniving with security forces.


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		<link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/03/dogs-name-arundhati-roy-as-mediator-for-talks-with-maoists/</link>
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		<title>Women’s Reservation Bill passed with quota for Men within it</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In a historical decision announced on the occasion of International Women’s Day, Indian parliament today unanimously passed the long-pending Women’s Reservation Bill, clearing the deck for 33% reservation for women in parliamentary and assembly seats. To secure support from all parties, a little modification was brought into the bill – there would be now 80% quota within this quota for men i.e. human-beings with masculine features.


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		<link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/03/womens-reservation-bill-passed-with-quota-for-men-within-it/</link>
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		<title>Sunday Magazine: The curious case of Rahul Mahajan’s marriage</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So finally Rahul Mahajan got married and the national breathed a sigh of relief. But the incident has left the society grappling with some existentialist questions that were brushed off when Rakhi Sawant’s sawayamvar had trigged them. This week’s Sunday Magazine takes a closer look at those questions, while we also celebrate the Indian Hockey Team’s stellar performance. And yeah, meet the JK Cement Bikini Model.


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		<title>Matric examinee angry at family for not helping him with cheating</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Murli Prasad, a third-time matriculation examinee, has expressed deep frustration over the half-hearted attempts by his father and elder brother in helping him cheat during the ongoing class Xth board examinations. The 17-year-old fears that he might fail yet again at the exams for no faults of his own. Murli has also blamed the education system for failing to create a level playing field for all the students.


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		<link>http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/03/matric-examinee-angry-at-family-for-not-helping-him-with-cheating/</link>
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		<title>MPs could undergo sex change surgeries to bypass women’s reservation</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A study undertaken by Faking News Intelligence Group has revealed that many Indian politicians could go for sex-change surgeries to bypass the provisions of women’s reservation bill whenever it becomes a law. The bill provisions for one-third of the parliamentary seats to be reserved for contest by women candidates only, and it has met sharp opposition from many members of the parliament in the past.


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		<title>Baba calling babe &#8211; Godman caught with callgirls claims he has split personality</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Godman Shiv Murat Dwivedi, also known as Ichchhadhari Sant Swami Bhimanand, who was arrested a few days back for running a high profile sex racket, has claimed that he was suffering from schizophrenia i.e. split personality, and had no idea what his evil twin was doing. Following this, his lawyers have moved a petition in Delhi High Court to get the Godman released on medical grounds.


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		<title>Possibility of having Gorillas on Mars fails to excite monkeys</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Latest reports indicating presence of Gorillas on Mars might have stirred up passions and curiosity among the human beings, but the incident has had no effect on world’s apes and monkeys. Most of the monkeys whom Faking News could talk to, showed no excitement or emotions whatsoever over the latest findings. The possibility of Gorillas inhabiting Mars was revealed after scientists released pictures taken by Mars Spirit Rover.


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		<title>Controversy erupts over nude Sheikh painting by M F Husain</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Within a few days of him accepting the Qatari citizenship, noted painter Maqbool Fida Husain is facing a fresh controversy. One of his lesser known paintings, The Nude Dude, has been deemed to depict an Arab Sheikh in a nude posture. Although Husain denies it, various Arab groups have accused the former Indian painter of deliberately insulting the Arabic culture in general and Sheikhdom in particular.


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		<title>Duryodhana returns, claims rights on the throne of Delhi</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Prime Minister Manmohan Singh might be confident of surviving the protests from the opposition and his own allies over the issue of price-rise, but he surely has no idea how to deal with this. Yuvraaj Duryodhana, the quintessential villain of Mahabharata, has made a comeback and has claimed that the throne of Delhi was rightfully his. Duryodhana has also approached Delhi High Court in this regard.


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		<title>Faking News Awards for excellence in Bollywood for year 2009</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Faking News has the habit of missing important events to award our heroes. We missed awarding people for being “Indian of the year” on new year’s eve or selecting a list of wise men on Holi. But we use this opportunity to declare our entertainment awards for excellence in Bollywood.


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		<title>No fun, no colors, no celebrations this Holi for this asshole</title>
		<description><![CDATA[At a time when almost the whole nation is submerged in Holi revelry, an unadulterated asshole in a one-room flat here quietly refuses to take part in the celebrations owing to his self-imposed ban on such traditional festivals. Kiljoy Borekar believes that festivals like Holi are meaningless in the modern times and must be shelved by the humanity. Kiljoy claims that he had stopped celebrating festivals when he was just 3.


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		<title>Gabbar Singh may finally stop asking, &#8220;Holi kab hai, kab hai Holi?&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Gabbar Singh, one of the better known dacoits of North India, who is wanted in many cases of loot, murders and rapes in and around Ramgarh, might stop asking his oft repeated question “Holi kab hai? Kab hai holi?” (When is Holi?) from next year onward. This after he got the answer in a rather expected manner from Veeru, who has now marked this question as “resolved” on Yahoo! Answers.


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		<title>Naked man on Delhi runway identified as actor Kamaal Rashid Khan</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The naked flight interrupter apprehended at Delhi's Indira Gandhi International Airport turned out to be none other than Bollywood actor Kamaal Rashid Khan, also known to himself as KRK. Too inebriated to phrase a coherent reply to the questions of his interrogators, he could only say, “Ka-laudia… tum kahaan ho?” Many experts believe that this lying-naked-in-airport was a part of marketing gimmick by Kamaal to promote his film.


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		<title>Man decides to cheat girlfriend after watching Emotional Atyachaar</title>
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		<title>Opposition walks out over one thing they could understand in Union Budget</title>
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		<title>Railways passengers to be fined for farting and snoring inside coaches</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Railway Minister Ms. Mamta Banerjee today announced a new rule for Indian Railways that would empower TTEs to penalize passengers indulged in persistent snoring or farting while traveling. The penalty could range from a fine of 500 Rupees to five hours of imprisonment inside the train toilet. The rule was announced while presenting the Railway Budget today, and will come into effect from the next week.


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		<title>Sunday Magazine: all you wanted to know about Indian Maoists</title>
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