Nanhapur : 7 angry dwarves of the Nanhapur gao, in Bhiwandi sacked a local music shop yesterday. The register was left unharmed as they could not reach, but security footage shows them rummaging through the bottom layers of the Rhythm House shelves. Upon further screening of the footage the police were shocked to see the dwarves take out all the Sean Kingston music cd's and set them on fire. They also ended up screaming "someday call 911 saw the fire burning", and fled the scene.
Starting 2 pm today the Police decided to begin an investigation and after a short search they final caught the gang leader Chot Ustud. Investigations have revealed that the sacking occurred as a revolt.

" We have had enough of discrimination. After being excessively heckled, we cannot handle the fact that black people who used to be called names are now insulting us. The oppressed have now become the oppressors.They have begin to label us as 'shawty'. Nowadays in every song, the word 'shawty' is used. 'Shawty saw the fire burning, shawty this and shawty that.' We cannot stand the ridicule anymore, this is a derogatory term and is one on the lines of nigger and Marwadi. We agree we are small but together we can stand up to this insult. Enough is enough. One more song and we shall all come together. Remember a hundred small voices make one justin bieber". These were the last revolutionary words, as Chot was escorted to jail. Today we stand in a short tempered area, and only await the decision of his verdict in court. Will he suffer long enough or will he have a short term? All we know is that sooner or later, if the S word is used again, the dwarves will strike, but only for a small time!
Source: Rioters
Written By: Sir Dard