Obama adminstration today called Laxman Manohar Thakur, a plumber based in Washington DC to fix the wiki-leaks. Manny(his nick in US of A) who is an experienced under the sink craftsman commented, "It's definitely the biggest government contract I have ever bagged". His joy knew no bounds when some one called Hillary called out of the blue. "I almost hanged up the phone thinking it was another call to sell me credit cards or to buy my van for some cash."

Manny who usually works round the clock in his 24 hours (in 3 days) quick fix service center, received the call late yesterday night when he was feasting on the chicken tikka masala. "The lady who called was stressed and was very very tensed about these leaks, but then most of my clients are stressed. Just last week I got a plumbing priority one call from a couple in DC when they accidently flooded their home just by visiting the site http://www.floodmyhouse.com, talk about the dot com revolution !!!"

When asked how would he go about fixing these leaks, Manny commented "The rules for plumbing are simple and straight forward. you see there is a source and there are pipes. Usually one of them has some problem. My extensive research in this area tells me that source is likely the problem here. I am also told that that they have a name for the water tank or source. They call it Julian. Off the record, these firangs are crazy. Talk about naming things. Both me and Dhaano (my van) found it very very strange." he said as he gathered his gear to go search and fix the problem.

"Anything for Uncle Sam, off with Julian's head" said Manny cheerfully as he pulled his van out of the driveway.