New Delhi: Sources close to Sonia Gandhi have confirmed that the Gandhi scion will be getting a new trainer non other than Hulk Hogan himself as a birthday gift.
The news was cofirmed today by Mr.Digvijay Singh, who made an announcement today at the Delhi public school where he was chief guest for a fancy dress competetion. He said to the students, parents and the media present in the auditorium,” There will be visible change that the country will witness in about 9 months. I am proud to let you all know that Rahul Gandhi is selling his stake in Amul, and now looks forward to divert his attention to being a man and will get his training from macho man Hulk Hogan himself”. “It is a proud moment for the congress, It made me cry when I first got the news” he added.
Digvijay later revealed to us that he plans on gifting Prime Minister Manmohan Singh a training course as well. The training will help PM Manmohan Singh to speak faster and louder he says. Sources close to Mr.Digvijay have hinted to us that Hollywood actor Chris Tucker is chosen for the job.
Mr.Digvijay asked the media to keep it a secret until Sonia Gandhi herself reveals it.
Later in the day we asked Rahul Gandhi if he was selling his stake in Amul, and he was kind enough to admit it and later told us that he was planning to invest in Mother Dairy’s lollipop plant after his stake in Amul was sold.