A group of citizen have come up with advertisement in all newspapers, anybody who is able to get the view of Manmohan singh and Sonia Gandhi will be awarded a medal for the service of the nation. But if person gets the opinion of other central minister or congress general secretary then punishment will be as fallowing:
1) Rahul Gandhi: person will have to wear t-shirt with line "Rahul Gandhi is future PM"
2)kapil Sibbal: person will be debarred from using any social networking site for life
3) Digvijay Singh: person will have to work as a swayam sewak of RSS throughout the life
4) Pranab Mukharjee: person will be debarred from leading anything, person can be max number 2 in any organization.
5) P Chidambaram : first law books will be checked then punishment will be decided.
6) Any congress spokesperson: person will be made congress spokesperson and will have to defend family,party & Govt. The priority order is as mentioned earlier.
7) Salman Khursid : person will have to go to a prestigious school in Delhi and get admitted in class one. 8) Sharad Pawar: person will have to go through anger management course will have to start farming of Sugar Cane.
9) Any other minister: person will be pardoned because of his immaturity since he does not understand the power equations.
Lot of responses was received for advertisement but unfortunately none of them contained the view of any leaders mentioned above. True to Indian style, responses were more related to the guidelines about punishment instead of any views on actual matter. Some of the responses are published here.
1) India against politician: these guidelines cannot be decided by a set of people, it must be decided by involvement of public. They have even sent a draft of their own with warning that third movement of Indian freedom will start if their draft is not accepted as final one.
2) kapil kejariwal : his objection has been related to one specific person, he feels punishment is very less. He is demanding that a case of treason should be filed if person gets response of kapil sibbal.
3) Thapad Hazare : he thinks slapping is the best punishment and have called the youth to start the practice. List of candidates on whom youth should practice will be collected through a referendum.
4) Tihad bedi: she has suggested an idea which she calls as game changer. In true spirit of non violence, offender will be simply asked to wear Ghoonghat while talking with any body.
5) chidamrab baba: he does not believe in punishment instead has suggested that culprit should be asked to attend yoga camp.
After seeing no proper response on matter, publisher itself went to Manmohan Sing for getting his views. Strange thing has happened; publisher has gone completely silent after meeting. Their many attempt to talk with Sonia Gandhi failed. On the other hand, IAP(India Against Politican) has already started their movement, publisher had no choice but to accept their draft in totality. Again advertisement was published with new punishment guidelines. Now it has been months, no responses received yet. Now even responses on punishment guidelines are not coming up. Just for nostalgia once publisher went through the advertisement content. He realized that he missed to mention that topic on which view of Manmohan Singh and Sonia Gandhi is required. Publisher was surprised why nobody noticed the omission. He still could not get his answers.