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Govt declared Kashmir-Real Paradise on earth

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10:41 PM
August 25, 2010


asif

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With increase in spiralling cycle of violence in Jammu and Kashmir, Government of India suddenly realizes there are real people living there and declared it as real paradise after 60 years. Government admitted there was error in judgment and by declaring it real paradise they solved Kashmir problem. With this such a quick in response, government also tried to reach out to common stone pelters kashmiri youth by sending representative to participate in funerals of the every deseased protestors. PM also promised to come on discussion tables if violence stops (don’t know how), assures he will try to bring in change the stereotypical image of every Kashmiri as terrorist and also promised, try to use non lethal means to deal with protesting youth like in other parts of the country . He however refused to repeal ASPA as its essential to make Kashmir a integral part of India. PM also applauded triumph of democracy with freedom of shoe throwing on CM. Ruling party of Jammu and Kashmir appreciated PM’s comment on moving forward in direction of restoration of autonomy and claimed three generations of Abdullah’s are constantly trying to pursue CM post just for this cause. J&K CM Umar Abdullah announced his morgue’s visit to show solidarity with dead. PM’s sudden appeal bring worries to separatists as they want some more deaths for more international attention and international aid, so that they can send their kids to abroad for studying. They also started thinking to outsourcing stone pelters from neighbourhood nation for their cause. Spokesperson of separatist once again refuted govt claims and assures Kashmir will get its independence soon and also proposed dual citizens for Kashmir pundits .”They are always welcomed for tourism in Kashmir “commented Mr. Gilani.

With leader of opposition deeply influenced from Jinnah philosophy comes up unique proposal for dividing paradise not only on religion lines but also on caste and sub castes with Maya's recommendations on reservation as well. Left parties expressed that only onset of communism and Maoism can bring peace to this region.
With new attention from media and leaders from all over world, protestors responded with more stones and slogans and armed force with more real bullets and more killings to get publicity and continues effort to make it real paradise.


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