In a move that is already baffling the critics the government is all set to allow FDI in porn industry. Our reporter outright Idiot spoke to the finance minister Mr. Pagla Mukhopadiya who reasoned that, ‘this will allow small porn starts to prosper in the long run’, on being asked how, he said, ‘no comments please’, and climbed on his donkey and left the place. Most porn stars who work in the industry fear that the move will hurt their livelihoods directly. A mallu porn star named dirty blue eyed spoke to this reporter and said, that the move of the government will only add fuel to the fire, look we are a small industry which would perish if compelled to compete with the biggies in the name of free trade. I interviewed also a minister from the government who spoke on the conditions of anonymity, he told me that, frankly we all are bored of the same stuff, (precisely at that moment he was scratching his arse, as I would later recall but am still not sure if that was some kind of lewd suggestion or it is a creation of my imagination) you know what I mean. If I can enjoy better things in my life then why should the law interfere. The association of porn stars now plan to petition the parliament, which the insiders say is the largest consumer ‘chunk’ of the country. Some plan to fart on the face of M.P’s who will vote for the bill, this is our newest peaceful and non violent way to protest, says the President Mr. Hairy Balls.