29 year old IITian, Suresh Ramesh invented a phone with an in-built breath analyser that would switch off on detecting alcohol in one’s breath. He came up with the ground-breaking idea after he woke up one morning hungover and realized he had drunk-dialed all the women he knew and hurled abuses at Kamaal R. Khan on twitter. ‘The three girls I knew suddenly stopped talking to me’, he told fakingnews.

One of the three, Shalini who has now stopped talking to him recalls a drunk Ramesh saying “Now everybody wants IITian sperm, why don’t you?” But the real setback was when Kamaal R Khan ‘crapblocked’ him on twitter. ‘That moment, shook the ground under me and I decided not to let anyone else go through the same situation’, says an excited Ramesh who plans to sell his idea to Micromax.

The Marketing Manager of Micromax has accepted the proposal and is keen on taking it forward. It goes with our positioning of ‘Nothing like Anything’ he said. ‘You can’t say anything once you’re drunk and you can do nothing about it’ he added. The company is now busy trying to finalise the pricing and other details.

As the mobile company is in talks with Ramesh, Teleshopping network Shraddha Sky Shop has also shown a keen interest in patenting the invention. ‘It actually does something and would add credibility to our other products’ The Sky Shop executive informed fakingnews. ‘We have also got our advertising strategy in place’ he said as he went on to narrate a testimonial ‘Pehle mai dukhi tha lekin ab mai sukhi hun’, first I was sad but now I’m happy. He also added that the company is in talks with Om Puri to endorse the product.

Meanwhile, Suresh Ramesh is working on inventing a crapblock unblocker.